Because it's not too late to change your early-Thursday-evening plans 😉 @harmonleon @SandiMarx @SelenaCoppock @HoolieP and more at The Muff: Thursday, 9/12, 7pm at @KGBBarRedRm 85 East 4th St., NYC!

Next up on #80MinutesAroundtheWorld—a new podcast—which in light of President Trump's latest attack on POC and women is now needed more than ever! https://t.co/LiD5dPgUWG @RamirezJeanine @gaybonez @LizMuentes @REMEZCLA @LyndaBaquero4NY @soloyochapin @WLIW21 @Latina @LatinoUSA

Thank you to everyone who made it through massive blackout subway delays to see @adamwade, @Michele_asShell and myself do a triple bill in TaleFest 2019 last night. Huge thanks to @harmonleon for getting us all together and for running one of the best festivals in the city.

"3 Storytellers 3" is tomorrow night and I'd love to see some of your smiling faces there. Plus, it's still my birthday week 😘 🦀🎆 Get yer tix before they sell out: https://t.co/cGUv9tdETx #3storytellers3 #Talefest #storytelling

ONE WEEK FROM TONIGHT at The Kraine Theatre I'm on a triple bill with Adam Wade and Michele Carlo as the three of us are each doing 15 minute cuts of our solo shows. Part of TaleFest 2019. See you at the show. https://t.co/uyrZxmV8bY

What @Norah_Dooley said! This redheaded Boricua is going WEST :D

Hey @NY1 I've been a fan for years but this is unacceptable. I hope they win! #NY1yes #SpectrumNO

Our PREMIERE has a line-up of people who I admire so much who are ALSO so kind: @why_yates @EmilyMcWinter @JamesFolta @GabeMollica @HireMeImFunny @missckc @Michele_asShell

TaleFest: A Festival of Storytelling, curated by @harmonleon, runs 7/10-7/14 at @FRIGIDNewYork's The Kraine Theatre. Happy to announce on July 13th at 8:30pm I'm on a triple bill with @adamwade and @Michele_asShell doing 15 minute cuts from our solo shows. https://t.co/xzwf9icPTH

Some of youse may always suspected this of me. Well, now you know 😘😹🧙‍♀️ @elizacossio @Michele_asShell #LaBruja

Check out the amazing cast of #LaBruja! Full disclosure: yo soy aqui 😘

Spread the word, or, I should say, las palabras 😉

dBD: Week 3—Signed up w/ 6 casting agencies, found 2 paid writing opportunities & 5 facepainting agents + got a gig for this weekend! If @NYCMayor can run for president, I can be a self-sustaining writer/performer. This is how I feel today 😘 #againstallodds #goingforit #watchme

The Muff: A Parody Show Of The Moth RETURNS! 7/13, 7pm @KGBBarRedRm The Muff satirizes all the elements you see at a typical Moth show. @dcbenny @FrankConniff C @Michele_asShell @MartinDockery @hungriest_ghost https://t.co/beQRn0xOuF

The Monsters are coming! The Monsters are coming! 😀

For all who've suspected as much of me (haha, or, I should say, jaja), this awesome short film by @elizacossio is screening this Friday, June 7, at 7pm, as part of the L.E.S. Film Festival. Get yer tix here: https://t.co/IUTVftxLH8 🧙🏼‍♀️😻😎

Hey kidz! Two new episodes of @radiofreebk's “Fish Out Of Agua" with @Michele_asShell—feat. the stories behind the stories of @reverendjen & @SolMirandaActor are now available for sharing/subscribing here https://t.co/ZdqiWcVRs6 Happy Tuesday!

Today, 5/21 at 3pm (EDT), it's Ep. 101(!!!) of @radiofreebk's "Fish Out Of Agua with @Michele_asShell "—feat. the "story behind the stories" of @embarkpeekskill co-founder and @KimmySchmidt's @SolMirandaActor https://t.co/ZdqiWcVRs6

DeBlaz Delusion (heretofore DBD) Day 2: Saw a call for submissions for essays and wrote a 1,200 word draft. Also wrote a one-page outline for the book proposal that's been kicking around my head for the past 5 years. Here's a pic of how I feel today. #watchme

It's official! NYC mayor Bill de Blasio is running for president. Delusional? Maybe, but we're about the same age and I still think I'm gonna "make it" as a writer/performer. So today: signed up for Central Casting and submitted to McSweeney's. https://t.co/vZ4kJwBrBp #watchme