Michael Welch
@MichaelWelchAct
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Greatest thing on Twitter since the sliced bread emoji - Twilight, Z Nation, Joan of Arcadia, Star Trek, etc... #Actor #Teamster , Really Me! Won't $ for this 👍
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700 million people don't have access to safe H2O.
When
#ThirstProject
started, it was 1.1 billion.
400 million MORE people have clean H2O in just over a decade thanks to organizations like this.
This isn't a pipe dream, it's HAPPENING. Be part of it👊
#WaterIsLife
@thirstproject
Clean water is a human right. Let's be the generation to end the global H2O crisis. Join the movement
@thirstproject
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@TheAVClub
Way cool! 🤙 This will be a great companion piece to my new Netflix show where I fuck with people seeking medical care. Wait til you see the looks on their desperate, American faces when they find out I'm not a doctor! 😜
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@sethweathers
I forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of conservative videos on Facebook and asked it to make a commercial. Here are the results. ☝️
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@elonmusk
Well yeah dude, we're not going to leave 5 minutes before the Hindenburg takes off.
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I understand abortion is an incredibly sensitive issue & I respect different viewpoints.
I also understand that if men got pregnant, this wouldnt even be a discussion.
So, maybe let’s let women handle their own healthcare issues & men can go ahead & stay the hell out of it, yeah?
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@PaddyTheFitzer
@ThePopTingz
Totally! I once killed a dude in Portugal and they had to let me go cause I'm American.
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And it begins... I'm trying man, but you really don't understand the first thing about America. Damn, this is gonna suck..
@realDonaldTrump
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@PeterHotez
I cant believe we live in a 🌎 where a guy like this has to defend himself against super-bros & their armies of Twitter monkeys.
Sir, thank u for the work u do. For what its worth, I would just block them & focus on the work that actually matters. Let the apes fling their poo.
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We can add “going to
@WaffleHouse
after prom” to this horrifying list that just seems to go on and on and on and on...... 🇺🇸
A few reasons people called the cops on black people:
• waiting in
@Starbucks
• napping in a
@Yale
dorm
• renting an
@AirBnB
• golfing at
@GrandviewGC
• shopping at
@NordstromRack
• buying a belt at
@BarneysNY
• BB gun shopping at
@Walmart
• wearing a hoodie in the rain
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@BradleyWhitford
@DrOz
Herschel Walker too! Tirelessly fighting for the people of Georgia. ✊
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Random ass story -
I got a buddy who used to work in the NBA, came across
@Money23Green
in the halls during a preseason game with a TON of ice on the knees. Decided to talk shit, "That's a lot of ice for October." Draymond, without missing a beat, "That's cause we play til June."
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@tomgara
@chrislhayes
"Private Chef" is a derogatory term. The proper phrase is "voluntary cooking person." Thank you for your advocacy,
@WSJ
.
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For $16 billion, you could guarentee every human being has clean water on planet Earth.
Whaddya say, Mark??
Mark Zuckerberg's personal wealth increased by $27.3 BILLION in 2019
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@RealCandaceO
Can you name one objective thing that has gotten better in American society since you started talking?
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@Cobratate
Why are you deleting old tweets of you mocking the parents of sick children, coward?
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@laurenboebert
Very good, Congresswoman. A Constitutional Republic... built on the principles of Western liberal democracy. You all seem to conveniently forget that second part.
Also, what would be the point of constantly harping on this, besides continuing the effort to undermine democracy?
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@pattonoswalt
You're out of your depth,
@greggutfeld
. I'd stay down and let the ref finish his ten-count if I were you.
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@EMichaelJones1
Antisemitism isn't on the rise, and I'll prove it by being INSANELY antisemitic!
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@TheNBACentral
@nypost
Congratulations Willie, no famous person will ever drop into your establishment again. 🤦♂️
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Silly
@jk_rowling
don't you know the rules? Blacks are radicals, Muslims are terrorists, & Whites are individuals to be judged case by case!
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Mike Newton, reporting for duty! 🫡
A series version of author Stephenie Meyer’s best-selling book series 'The Twilight Saga' is in early development via Lionsgate Television
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Aaaaahhh yes... by far my worst performance and worst hair style in the series.
🎬MOVIE HISTORY: 11 years ago today, June 30, 2010, the movie ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ opened in theaters!
#KristenStewart
#RobertPattinson
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@peterfacinelli
@reasereaser
@AshleyMGreene
@kellanlutz
@NikkiReed_I_Am
@JacksonRathbone
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Clean water is a human right. Let's be the generation to end the global H2O crisis. Join the movement
@thirstproject
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@LouisJMarinelli
@jemelehill
No movement promotes identity politics more than the folks who have weaponized "woke." They just don't see it because to them, cis-straight-white-men isn't so much an identity as it is the default setting.
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@atrupar
I'm flabbergasted by what's become of the modern conservative movement. I mean let's be real - it's always been fascist-adjacent, but I NEVER thought we would see it this overt. It's just mind-blowing.
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@KingOfThorns1st
@EliseusNoir
@WokeArchive
Hmm...
When you buy a woman flowers, does she have to fuck you, in your mind? I'm not being snarky, I'm just curious.
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My impression of twitter:
When bae be like flappaldy blap & you be like ::eye roll gif::
*10k likes*
Basically its just a bunch of nothing
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Summit Entertainment called to say that they were PROBABLY going to be offering a 5 picture (movie) deal to spin off my Mike Newton character, the highest rated of all Twilight characters. I said probably is no good (bad) & took a pass. Thanks anyway!
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@ginacarano
good morning. I'm jewish & a progressive & I wanted to let you know, I find your firing absurd. You were clearly just making an analogy & a discerning person can see that, whether they like your point or not.
Stay safe & be well.✌️💙
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So lemme get this straight- we have a President who's been accused of sexual assault by, what, 40 women. And yet, a woman being smeared by an abusive ex-husband w/ revenge porn, showing CONSENSUAL activities, has got to go?
This country is f***** up, man.
Love you, Katie.
#CA25
It is with a broken heart that today I announce my resignation from Congress. This is the hardest thing I have ever had to do, but I believe it is the best thing for my constituents, my community, and our country.
See my official statement below.
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Oh, go suck a deer, Sparkle Boy.
OOOH, Mike Newton!
You’ve no idea you were quite literally flirting with disaster!
What moments from
#midnightsun
made you laugh?
#twilight
#twilightsaga
🧛♂️
#newbook
#stepheniemeyer
👑
#twilightmoms
🍎
#allbecauseofabook
📖✨
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@JoJoFromJerz
@Acyn
Don't worry, it's a cynical calculation. If he saw more political value in aligning himself with the other side of this argument, he would do it without blinking. So you're safe, you can still hate him. 🤗👍
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@bourbonislife80
@tyjohnson777
That's a lot of assumptions based on something that, really, couldn't more simple and is WAY less of big deal than people make it out to be. Would you have this reaction to someone who would prefer to be called Joe rather than Joseph, because it's the same thing, honestly.
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@stillgray
No, it's called giving a shit about other people. You wouldn't understand, child. 💙
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Looking forward to seeing my old pal Kristen Stewart tonight at
#ThirstGala
. :)
#TwilightReunion
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@AnnaKendrick47
Don’t worry, love. I’m reminded daily by the friends & loved ones who are constantly telling me how wonderful you are.
#TeamKendrick
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Wow, I've never gotten this much of a response before. I should mention Kristen in every tweet.
#KristenStewartKristenStewartKristenStewart
!
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@ElijahSchaffer
@michaeljknowles
@realDailyWire
I'm not saying we should eradicate Jews, I'm saying we should eradicate JewishNESS.
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@mosesbread72
How on God's green Earth is the reaction to this anything other than 100% empathy & support for Michael Bennett by every living human being?
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@DiscussingFilm
Are they not furious anymore? That's good, that kind of long term stress is really bad for your heart. Fast & balanced 👍
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Oh boy. The highly anticipated Mike Newton spin-off series is ALMOST HERE!!!!
Breaking: Ansel Elgort has been signed to reboot the character...
Damn!
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We have a problem.
Shohei Ohtani gets dinged on dWAR when he bats DH, which makes no sense. Starting pitchers don't get a negative value assessment on the days they're not pitching. So the fact that Showtime is ALSO a great power hitter ONLY adds value!
This will not stand.
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Is that the Princess Di movie? Yeah, I mean she's been really awesome for a really long time- Panic Room on. I would expect nothing less.
@MichaelWelchAct
Michael Welch, how do you feel about all the praise Kristen Stewart is getting for Spencer? I hope you don't mind me asking.
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I encourage everyone to do an instant fact check during tonight's
#debate
. Use a non-partisan like
@PolitiFact
. Y'all are doing that, right?
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@realDonaldTrump
Right! The only credible news comes from Breitbart, Drudge, InfoWars,&Putin's diary. Everything else is jst a liberal rag!
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@EmmaVigeland
Great... Hey black people, can you keep doing all the hard work to save our democracy over and over again with virtually no assistance and getting almost nothing out of it? Thaaaaaaaaaaanks. 🤗
Fucking disgraceful
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Until he shows us otherwise, we will continue to act on the assumption that Trump is the dangerous, volatile, Constitutionally ignorant...
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Will the 12 Jews who run & operate everything from their secret bunker in the Himalayas shut him the fuck up already?
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@mikerecine
Also, standup is extremely difficult, often takes YEARS to find your voice. And unfortunately, the only way to practice is to just do it in front of people.
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Wow, that was heartbreaking. It's a shame we have to make that ep in 2015, but we do. Great job
@tomverica
&
#Scandal
writers & crew.
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@LakeShowYo
I love how these punks always have something to say as the talented people are walking away...
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@BleacherReport
@bansky
I've said it before but I guess I have to keep saying it - if a bubble championship was so easy, then why didn't your team win it?
Asterisk talk is loser talk. Conditions are never pure in life, so why should they be in sports? You deal with what's in front of you, all u can do.
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CNN has already called it, No on the Recall. It's not close.
I had a feeling the internal numbers weren't looking great when the Elder campaign starting crying fraud a day BEFORE the election. 🤣🤣
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SERRATOS!!!!
#WalkerStalkerConAtlanta
#ZNation
#WalkingDead
#Twilight
#Zombies
#Vampires
#Crossover
@cserratos
http://t.co/tNrMSmERIj
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@arabcnnie
Is that $1 for every human I've murdered?
Alright, check back in after the zombie apocalypse.
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Wow,
@realDonaldTrump
wants to shut down the press & doesn't seem the least bit concerned that white supremacists & dictators love him. Sad.
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There's too much to unpack here it's not even worth getting into, I'm just going to point out one thing that's funny - When someone sets you up with, "You're not a Nazi," you're not supposed to respond with, "Well...."
🤣🤣
#Shalom
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@realDonaldTrump
Reporters aren't supposed to reveal their sources.. Will someone please explain to him how the news works?
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Crooked Hilary Swank has 2 more Oscars than me, even though many ppl are saying that I'm the best at acting. Rigged system!
#tweetliketrump
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My wife just pointed to
@KamalaHarris
and told our 3 year old daughter, "That's our Vice President.
I'm not crying, you're crying.
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I'm voting for
@BernieSanders
in the primary, but I think
@ewarren
is cool too. Either way, I'm voting for the democratic nominee in November. We just have to fight for what's right.
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Uh oh. What happened?
@MichaelWelchAct
I don’t know if you heard, but Edward drags the hell out of Mike (mentally) in Midnight Sun. You really gonna take that crap?!
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