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A guy who takes action to build a stronger community. Message me on the WhatsApp at +447624488557 or email me at michael @michaeljosem .com

Douglas, Isle of Man
Joined April 2009
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@MichaelJosem
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A great opportunity for businesses, schools, and community groups on the Isle of Man to honour and learn about our heritage.
@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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The @CWGC is running a series of special events through 2024 to honour the service of 1.7 million servicemen and women in conjunction with the 80th anniversary of D-Day. Take advantage of this opportunity now!
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@MichaelJosem
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@realDonaldTrump At least you defeated the courts in allowing people to say Happy Christmas again!
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@MichaelJosem
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@redsteeze There's always a tweet.
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@MichaelJosem
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@drphilhammond Ireland's GDP numbers aren't comparable to other developed nations: big corporations route big chunks of money through there, without material impact on the local economy. Compare Irish wealth or income figures and you'll see this clearly.
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@MichaelJosem
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I'm running to be a strong voice for Douglas South in the by-election on August 27th.
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@redsteeze Was Stelter complicit, or negligent? Does he know any reliable sources who can comment?
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@realDonaldTrump Let's make @Oprah the new Democrat Senator for California!
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@MichaelJosem
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3 years
There are 363 war graves maintained by the @cwgc on the Isle of Man. Local volunteers reconnect with the history and heritage on our doorstep by undertaking inspection visits to ensure each grave is in a good condition.
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@DougPolkVids In other words, "Which city in Texas or Florida will I move to?"
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@tanguojeng @phl43 yes, this is the irony, Americans have no idea about the rest of the world
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Three years to resurface Douglas Prom.
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This is incredible. China is building a 1000-bed hospital for coronavirus patients, from scratch. It’ll be ready in... 10 days
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@MichaelJosem
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The Manx housing crisis in one graphic.
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@MichaelJosem
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Congratulations to the new members-elect for Douglas South, Claire Christian & Paul Quine. I'm sorry to have fallen at the final count by such a narrow margin, but the public very rarely get it wrong. I'm sure that Mrs Christian and Mr Quine will be fine servants of Douglas South
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@AbeGreenwald Time to sack Ron De... oh wait.
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@DougPolkPoker @Mike_Postle It seems excessively cruel to force him to live with you
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@kaepora @neontaster “The use of the English language is really dangerous. It appears to be used by hateful users to communicate with their followers.”
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@samstein If you think there's a credible chance that a politician will use their political power in this manner, then that seems like a criticism of the politician, not the critic.
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@MichaelJosem
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@BobLeyESPN @DustinGouker was funnier 18 hours ago
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@MichaelJosem
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I'm running as a candidate for Douglas East in the election on 23 September with a focus on serving local, playing local, meeting local, and, most of all, on loving local - for all of us.
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@MichaelJosem
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We should have a public holiday tomorrow to celebrate the end of social distancing
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@MichaelJosem
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Driving to a meeting yesterday, I pulled over for a few minutes to think how fortunate I am to live here.
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@MichaelJosem
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I've got a spare single room in my apartment at Douglas - if you know anyone affected by the flooding at Laxey (or elsewhere in IOM) who needs a dry roof and bed, they're welcome to it
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@MichaelJosem
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A work of art at The Caff.
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@MichaelJosem
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Just dropped off my nomination forms to officially get on the ballot paper on 27 August. I'm so grateful to have already received so much support across our community.
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@MichaelJosem
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This is not an effective way to operate a society.
@isleofmantoday
Isle of Man Today
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A 21-year-old man has been fined £900 for possessing £28-worth of cannabis. #isleofman
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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@DavidKlion @ggreenwald Also, George W Bush: respected painter
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@PaulEmbery The next stage of lockdown should involve some police forces being locked out of their social media accounts.
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@kerpen @HolmesJosh man, "we'll obey the science" didn't even last a month of the new Presdient's term.
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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@realDonaldTrump what is wrong with you???
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@MichaelJosem
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The decision of the Isle of Man police to post pictures of them training to use tasers on people in the back when there are worldwide protests against excessive use of force is at best tone deaf, and at worst inflammatory and intimidating of Manx people.
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@ATabarrok This is really very normal in Europe.
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@BetoORourke Beto is a furry
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@realDonaldTrump It's a shame that your mate Nancy thought that this was going to be armageddon! Best armageddon ever!
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@emmma_camp_ @charlescwcooke Capitalism gets rid of poor people - by turning them into richer people.
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@MichaelJosem
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"Chuck another scallop on the barbie"
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@PeterBeinart @NoahCRothman this is an awful take
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@robbysoave Even if what she said was true, and that it is particularly harmful to children (I doubt it is) then that seems to further undermines an OHSA mandate, since children generally have low labour force participation rates (because they're children!)
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@MichaelJosem
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Ten years ago today, I arrived in the Isle of Man. Thanks y'all for making the journey to today special and worthwhile. #Manniversary
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@MichaelJosem
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I just saw Manx Radio report on the Chief Minister being unhappy about people spreading "misinformation." He's right: people who spread false claims should be held accountable for them.
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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When in Peel...
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@MichaelJosem
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Prosecuting young men for possessing trivial amounts of cannabis in the privacy of their own home is not a good use of taxpayer resources. It is time to manage and control cannabis carefully for the benefit of our community.
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@MichaelJosem
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"Alexa, show me a tweet from someone who doesn't live on the Isle of Man."
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@MichaelJosem
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Saw Mum for the first time in almost three years. May we never have to endure such barriers and restrictions in the future.
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@MichaelJosem
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@freddie_poser @rcolvile They did pass the law 15 years earlier and many people just ignored it. That's why we're not stuck on Micro USB.
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@MichaelJosem
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*Reducing* the checks on people coming to the Isle of Man is a batshit crazy strategy now that we have gone four weeks with no identified cases. We should be tightening checks, not reducing them!
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3FM
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3FM News: ‘No more temperature checks at sea terminal’ #news #iom
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@MichaelJosem
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@KJTorrance @Tim_Andrews how good of them to obey the law
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@MichaelJosem
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The downside to being the only boy amongst 83 women at the Manx Netball Association awards night is having to sing the boy's part of "Summer Loving" as a solo
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@MichaelJosem
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This is a hell of a take from a guy who just voted to increase gas prices by 27%
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3FM NEWS: MHK urges 'stay warm and turn the heating on' #iom #news
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@MichaelJosem
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I'm grateful to everyone who supported me at every step of the way - I regret letting you down in this way, but the support across the Isle of Man has been truly humbling.
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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Our laws and punishments need to reflect our values as a community. I've heard the community outrage over appallingly soft punishments given to the monsters who sexually abuse children. This must change.
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@MichaelJosem
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"Hey Josem: Why do you live on the Isle of Man?"
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@MichaelJosem
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@nntaleb Nah, your existing followers (like me!) are just as bad as the rest of the internet!
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@MichaelJosem
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Good beaches, great people
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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Hey @BBCNews - Can you please remove the Isle of Man from your map of the United Kingdom? In normal circumstances it'd just be wrong, but in this context, it couldn't be further from the truth.
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@MichaelJosem
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@neontaster @jtLOL @redsteeze @AOC Oh, now she thinks "all lives matter"
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@MichaelJosem
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We now have the hypocrisy of trained "health and safety" personnel getting only suspended sentences for Coronavirus breaches, while a poor unemployed Manx man gets prison. This is not a just system.
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@MichaelJosem
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Literally no one would damn the Chief Minister if he told us the truth openly, honestly and promptly. We understand pandemics are tough - which is why we want to just be treated like adults, and told of the decisions as soon as they're made.
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@MichaelJosem
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@EylonALevy @IDF I feel that German Nazism, Italian Fascism, Iraqi Baathism, and Japanese Imperialism were each resoundingly defeated by military force.
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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The double standards are obvious here. Grieving family can't care for loved ones, but police can wear masks and enter homes while making happy videos for social media.
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3FM News: Police wish 100-year old Happy birthday #news #iom
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@MichaelJosem
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@realDonaldTrump Great to see the famous American companies, Toyota and Mazda, doing so well!
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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I'm resigning as Chair of Liberal Vannin, effective from Monday 11 Jan. I'm resigning to focus on a new professional challenge: establishing a new, Manx-based, not-for-profit organisation which I want to ensure is non-partisan.
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@MichaelJosem
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Mum tells me this is m by the first-ever photo, and now today, on my 40th birthday, I'm so very grateful for the friends who have put the smile on my face. Thanks y'all!
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@MichaelJosem
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You've been thrown a tough turn of events, @BorisJohnson , but I have every hope, faith and confidence that you will stand again. Our love and hope is with you, your family, and everyone else afflicted by this terrible disease. 🇮🇲❤️🇬🇧
@BBCBreaking
BBC Breaking News
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UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who has coronavirus, has been taken to intensive care
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@MichaelJosem
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@Derek_Flint1 But it did! It is solving problems! The problem of saving lives! One of my biggest errors ~5 years ago was mistakenly believing the argument that the EU was a good, wholesome, cooperative project. I was deceived. I was wrong. I'm big enough to admit that I was wrong: are you?
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@MichaelJosem
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@ClayTravis move them to Taiwan
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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I'm running as a candidate for Douglas East in the election on 23 September with a focus on serving local, playing local, meeting local, and, most of all, on loving local - for all of us. More details on my website.
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@MichaelJosem
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Probably legal, certainly dumb. On the Isle of Man's Mountain Road at 2:30pm today.
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@MichaelJosem
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@HashtagGriswold The problem with this joke is that it requires some degree of historical literacy, which does not seem plentiful amongst the targets of this joke.
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@MichaelJosem
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@redsteeze Some Catholic kid who smiled at native American protestors attended a basketball game in a costume though.
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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My grandfather had eleven brothers and sisters murdered by white supremacists. My father couldn't join certain clubs because of his religion. I've been welcomed lovingly as a migrant to these Isles by a warm and giving community. Progress is real.
@Keir_Starmer
Keir Starmer
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"Progress towards racial justice is too slow. Some days, it can feel like it is going backwards. Racism is real. And I will keep saying that until it is not." - @MarshadeCordova #RacismIsReal #AntiRacismDay
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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This is not a good look: Apparently, the Isle of Man Government forgot to open the airport this morning. Sigh.
@tonycvrr
Tony Curr
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Apparently the airport in the Isle of Man isn’t open yet... so we’ve pulled over in Manchester! Not getting off of course. Can someone let them know @gsyrugbyacademy are on the way? 😉
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@MichaelJosem
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@mkhammer It's also not true. It's not as if the USA withdrew from Vietnam or Iraq or Afghanistan because of the air superiority of the opposing forces.
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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My effort to lose 20kg in 2021 starts today. Today: 114.7kg. Target: 95kg.
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@MichaelJosem
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23 minutes from arriving at the Vaccination Hub to taking the booster shot and leaving. Seems like a very small cost for the benefit of lowering the risk of covid.
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@MichaelJosem
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I'm grateful to have been elected as the Chair of the Liberal Vannin Party. Liberalism is probably the greatest force for good in history. Let us hope that liberalism continues to prosper, and that we can be faithful custodians of building upon what our forebears have left us.
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@MichaelJosem
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Some people think that the Government has the capacity to reshape human society, change the temperature of the planet, end bad thinking, and build a utopia. But in the real world, our Government doesn't even have the capacity to deploy a waterslide.
@isleofmantoday
Isle of Man Today
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No end in sight for flumes Read more 👉 #news #isleofman
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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Come on, what sort of knucklehead wants to put the clowns who have had a water slide under repair for TWO YEARS in charge of an airline???
@BBCIsleofMan
BBC Isle of Man
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The establishment of a government-run airline on the Isle of Man should be "considered at the highest level [to] obtain the level of air services necessary", a travel watchdog has said.
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@MichaelJosem
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I pray and hope that our Government makes good decisions today.
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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@simongerman600 Here's an alternative version, from Wikipedia, which is probably better (it draws a difference between British Isles and British Islands) Also, the Good Friday Agreement had a good turn of phrase: "these Isles" rather than British Isles.
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@MichaelJosem
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@afneil Some people are happy about their transitions. Some people are regretful about their transitions. A mature community would discuss the facts openly and honestly, recognising that all policies have costs and benefits. But this issue has been derailed by ideologues.
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@MichaelJosem
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With the money saved by not having the usual Tynwald Day garden party for "VIPs" at Government House, the Isle of Man Government should host a series of garden parties over the extra-long August bank holiday weekend for the key workers who have served us admirably this year
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@MichaelJosem
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If there are huge numbers of people reporting positive test results for COVID-19, the problem isn't the phone system.
@ManxRadio
Manx Radio
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NEWS: People wishing to report a positive result from a Lateral Flow Covid test are being urged not to clog up the 111 line by hanging on the phone. It’s as the service is facing a large influx of calls, many for this reason. #News #IoM #ManxRadio
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@MichaelJosem
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Grooming children by having drag queens in Isle of Man school classrooms is vile. The Manx education hierarchy is either asleep at the wheel at protecting children, or complicit in this awfulness.
@ManxRadio
Manx Radio
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NEWS: Relationships and Sex Education curriculum paused #News #IoM #ManxRadio
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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@NateSilver538 If you're not seeing those takes, you should radically change your consumption of UK media and/or American commentators on the UK and Europe.
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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🚨🚨🚨🚨 Health Minister David Ashford has just released a statement on throwing out Manx COVID-19 vaccinations: He says it was not possible to find people who were willing to come for a vaccination. 🚨🚨🚨🚨
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@MichaelJosem
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All of Tynwald should be democratically elected by the people of Mann. No ifs, no buts.
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@MichaelJosem
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In memory of the first Manx person to pass away from this horrific virus
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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The public should avoid crowds the way this guy avoids media questions.
@isleofmantoday
Isle of Man Today
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Chief Minister Howard Quayle is asking the public to avoid places where crowds can gather, including pubs, bars and restaurants. #isleofman
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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Planting trees on a foggy Sunday morning with the Isle of Man Woodland Trust
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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They said last week that every adult in the Isle of Man will be vaccinated by May! Once we're all vaccinated, maintaining tight restrictions don't make any sense.
'We aim to be out by September, but it could change' #isleofman
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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Last night was a great evening to speak with the Douglas Cub Scouts about the @cwgc and honouring the sacrifice and service of the men and women commemorated. You can book a talk for your community group on the Commonwealth War Graves Commission website
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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This is why we should test everyone coming home to the Isle of Man
@SkyNews
Sky News
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Coronavirus: Travellers from the UK take COVID-19 back into New Zealand after three weeks of no infections
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@MichaelJosem
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Election day fuel
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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If you're thinking about comparing some modern day Government decision/action to the Nazis today, please don't. It simultaneously makes a mockery of your claim, and also trivialises the evils of what the Nazis did.
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@MichaelJosem
Michael Josem 🇮🇲
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But we give people sixteen weeks in prison for relatively trivial offences. This needs to be rebalanced - a justice system needs to be just.
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WANT TO MOVE TO THE ISLE OF MAN? ARE YOU A NONCE? WELL THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU! LOW SENTENCES!! "STUPID AND FOOLISH DECISION" SLAPPED ON U INSTEAD OF GOING TO PRISON!! WHAT MORE COULD U WANT
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