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@MichaelDavids

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I am a multi-instrumentalist and singer/songwriter from Austin, TX

Austin, TX
Joined December 2009
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
4 years
Two packages were picked at the same time. Both arrived in town same day. You still have 1 because I wasn't present 2 HOURS before the delivery window to sign for it...EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY SIGNED FOR IT THROUGH THE APP
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@varcharr
casey
4 years
infosec: if it ain’t broke, it probably is
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
5 years
Can't wait to finish up this pluggin build and get out there and ride around in my #infosecbikini
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
5 years
Hey @UPS can 1 of your ~550k employees tell me where my package is? Or is being hung up on by a bot the best customer service you can offer? #upssucks
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
5 years
Hey @limebike why don’t you fix your garbage pos app so it actually works for consumers instead of throwing an error on fully charged scooters...or did you get owned?
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
6 years
Hey @ToastTab maybe try making an app that actually works. Not like people are relying on it to eat or anything
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@gabsmashh
gabsmashh
6 years
Courtesy of @infectedangel
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
6 years
I keep backup cheese #SeduceSomeoneInFourWords
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
6 years
Seems like a good move
@itswillis
Tim Willis
6 years
At Google Project Zero, the team spends a *lot* of time discussing and evaluating vulnerability disclosure policies and their consequences. It's a complex and controversial topic! Here's P0's policy changes for 2020 (with our rationale for the changes): https://t.co/6Ln8F6CIq2
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
6 years
Well that’s dope and tight.
@troyhunt
Troy Hunt
6 years
Today is a day ending in “y” which means it’s time for another data aggregator breach: “Why is a 22GB database containing 56 million US folks' personal details sitting on the open internet using a Chinese IP address? Seriously, why?”
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
6 years
Hey guys - can we please not@start another war? It’d be great if this generation of service folks don’t have to lose friends like I did #NoWarWithlran
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
7 years
How dare foreign countries interfere in our elections, America would never....oh wait, never mind; my bad.
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
7 years
Often theorized that Houston is just a sucking vortex trying to keep me in it whenever I’m passing through. Today, Air Traffic Control is providing an assist in that effort
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@TheOnion
The Onion
7 years
Man Honestly Thinks He’s Going To Get To Bed Early https://t.co/j8A0RfsL6U
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
7 years
The hurricane named after me sounds fitting - sounds scarier than it’s been so far and while it thinks it’s a badass it’s just breaking something no one cares about.
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
7 years
A bunch of AGs getting together with Mr Magoo to discuss how social media is biased...so a lot of old white guys who have NO idea how tech works talking about problems with private platforms they can’t really regulate. definitely not a waste of tax dollars. #fraudwasteabuse
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
7 years
Yes.
@BetoORourke
Beto O'Rourke
7 years
We must protect the independence of Special Counsel Robert Mueller. For this to continue to be a country of laws, to ensure no man is above the law -- no matter what office he holds -- Mueller must be able to follow the facts as far as they go, as high up as they reach.
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
7 years
Whatever you do, don’t let pesky things like a lack of respect for consent stand between you and a lifetime appointment...
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@MichaelDavids
mdmck0
9 years
Business time...literally
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