Nkululeko Mhlaba
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Im thinking of introducing a 1 week paid leave for everyone at the office for June School Holidays Yearly so that people can spend time with their kids and also rest, What do you think?
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Just saw video of a guy who was invited to a birthday party at a fancy restaurant with 12 guests, people ordered expensive food & drinks bill came to R92k guy paid for his R1200 bill + tip and left. Birthday girl is now mad at him that he only paid for his part of the bill 😂😂😂
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I have 4 Boys in the house currently 15, 10, 7 & 5 years old the rate at which the chow everything is alarming i now need a bar fridge in my room for my leftovers 😂😂😂😂😂
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“We cannot be the fall guy for this ANC led Government”
Busisiwe Mavuso
I Stan an African Queen 👸🏽
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Telkom is proof of what happens when you remove Government Control & Cadre Deployment from a Company.
Telkom is worth R61 Billion and has a revenue of R43 Billion per annum and has 15 Million Users.
Welldone Mr Sipho Maseko,This is Black Excellence.
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My Dream is to have a Company that works 24 hours in Different Time Zones and Have a Private Jet to travel to them all over the world. We are now in Africa and Launching in Europe in the next 2 Months. Rands, Euros, Dollars, Dhirams & Renminbi our 5 Year Goal
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Eastern Cape Social Development MEC visited a SASSA Office disguised as an elderly woman, to see how people are treated during consultations.
What do you think?
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Just wrote a heartbreaking email to the whole company that we will not be declaring bonuses and salary increases for the 2022/2023 FY as we have not achieved our sales and client acquisition targets.
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That Phume tweet is triggering I left one of the best employers I have ever worked for because they hired a very hostile manager who came in and changed the company culture in less than 6 months I was forced to resign a thread.....
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I have a business associate who never eats without me from most deals he works on, He will def plug me in, whether its small or big, a sub or even hire me individually in my personal capacity as a consultant . I just had a chance to reciprocate and it feels good. 😊
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Just received a regret letter for a R873,743,936.98 contract. It stings, but it won't deter us. For every success, there are 10 regrets and thats why we celebrate like nothing. journey continues. Keep pushing forward, eventually you will 🥇 💪🚀
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The looters now want to burn a factory that directly employs 800 people and 3000 (Farm Workers) closeby to our house. Is this still about poverty?
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5 Failed Business Ventures and on the 6th one you start winning awards 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Our meat supplier is top tier, He cuts the meat, vacuum seals & labels it plus he delivers it directly to the house.
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Wow,Flying to Durban sat next to an elderly gentleman wearing a R3 Million rolex. He greeted, exchanged a few words, I asked him what he does, i also explained what i do and new venture I’m working on, he asked for my number and we set up a meeting for next week he is interested.
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My Maternal Grandfather was moved by the Apartheid Government from this land to build this Airport which forced him to become a migrant worker in Port Elizabeth. Our Family claim has been pending for 20 years and they ask them to resubmit certified documents every 2 years, most…
The Eastern Cape government plans to lease a portion of government-owned Bulembu Airport in Bhisho to the leader of the United Arab Emirates and his family, who are expected to share it with the military and the police's airwing unit. |
@MaliDayimani
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An ex-employee who resigned in December taught me a valuable lesson. Over two years, she frequently received external job offers, which we countered & she stayed. This time, we didn’t. Lesson: you can’t keep someone who’s always on the hunt for new opportunities. Let them go.
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After Charging R850 for the whole covid19 period I did say this test costs them less than R100.00
You see why the private sector cannot be left to its own without regulation.
Imagine if they get access to privatise Electricity & Water.
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Do you guys remember that R873,743,936.98 Tender?
Its going to Court 😳😳😳
Just received a regret letter for a R873,743,936.98 contract. It stings, but it won't deter us. For every success, there are 10 regrets and thats why we celebrate like nothing. journey continues. Keep pushing forward, eventually you will 🥇 💪🚀
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Im a member of a 14 Year old Gentlemen’s Only Stokvel. 20 Members, save at least R2 Million PA, Meet virtually monthly and host an AGM.
It’s very well administered and we are currently building an Investment Fund.
Membership is only through sponsorship by a current member.
I wonder why men are not as interested as women in stokvels.
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I am looking for 100 Black Proffesionals & Entrepreneurs who are willing to put together R1250.00 per week & R5000 per month which will be R500k per month & R6 Million PA. Once we reach our target will we have a meeting with what to do with the Capital
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He demanded us to work from 07:00-19:00 (I had 4-5 Lunch Boxss) victimising my team & people who had kids must just make a plan,no one was allowed to claim overtime.
I left a job that i loved and was good at because of a Phume Type
People Leave People they dont leave Companies
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University of Pretoria
@UPTuks
honouring Dr Nonkululeko Gobodo the first black woman to qualify as a Charted Accountant in South Africa with the Chancellors Medal.🏅
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Our company had a strategic session, I insisted we use a black owned catering company, she delivered and will now be our designated catering vendor.
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Friends uncles from KZN (Taxi Family) visited his sisters ex-boyfriend in Jhb they have 2 kids, broke up & guy stopped paying child support. Family took out life cover, showed him policy doc & told him its either he pays the child support alive or dead, he paid 20k immediately 😂
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Cuba is Apparently Charging us R435 Million for the 217 Doctors for a period of 12 Months so its not for free? 🤔🤔
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If I was the President I was going to reshuffle my Cabinet tonight 😂😂😂😂
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@aspiret2bhuman
The previous manager was Indian a fantastic guy this one was unfortunately black.
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@theo_baloyi01
WOW inspirational he didn't know that he is talking to the person behind the brand, I wish you would have told him.
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Saw a post of a gentleman looking for a job & I sent him a DM requesting he sends his CV to our recruitment team for a Project Management role, team has been trying to secure an interview for 3 weeks & he keeps on making excuses, I even called him to see if i can help but alas
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Why not subsidize SMMEs to employ more people?
Lindiwe Zulu confirms Basic Income Grant is on the cards
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@DrCamModisane
Balderdash You Just wrote here Mandela left us a functional country, jobs, currency, education, health, social security, roads, eletricity, water.
You are tweeting this from your own home country whilst half of Zimbabweans had to flee from the so called "Land" Ungratefull You
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The Video 🎥
Just saw video of a guy who was invited to a birthday party at a fancy restaurant with 12 guests, people ordered expensive food & drinks bill came to R92k guy paid for his R1200 bill + tip and left. Birthday girl is now mad at him that he only paid for his part of the bill 😂😂😂
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@DrCamModisane
Mandela didnt kill 20000 Black South Africans, He died being treated by Drs & Hospital from his Home Country.
Racism is our generation fight instead of blaming those who put their lives down for us.
Thinking is a scarce commodity these days.
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My 3 Sisters each have one son (16, 14 & 8) they want to send those boys to my house for the Holidays ha a angeke I will die 🙆🏿♂️🙆🏿♂️🙆🏿♂️🙆🏿♂️😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@OfficialSASSA
@The_DSD
Is This Grocery is worth R1200.00 ? Well this is what your Office in Mhlontlo Municipality in the EC is saying.
@JacksonMthembu_
@NoncebaMhlauli
@AthiGeleba
@KhuselaS
Ngenelelani Hayini Sisono Esi Kudlalwa Ngabantu Bakuthi.
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PMCB 2023 Champion Entrepreneur of the Year 🎉🥳👏🎊🍾🥂
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A Remote Job with a Salary of $800k per annum (R14.9 Million), SARS would take R6.6 Million in Income Tax leaving you with R8.3 Million Net Per Annum (R692k per month)
Tech is the new oil/mining industry.
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@jobsmokoena
We looked at 2023 Budget and found little to no room for Bonuses and Increases without retrenching people but as soon as we hit the target we will definitely declare them even if its during the year.
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@stanley_dlomo9
How do you explain borrowing to pay bonuses? Are they not supposed to come from Profits?
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What a Beautiful story, Nkanyiso from KZN bought a bull for his friend who is getting married, thanking him for looking after him when they were in varsity since he was coming from a family with little means, housing, feeding & looking out for him as a brother.
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Send help my monthly biltong stash bought last Saturday is almost finished, open a box of banana's I had one 10 minutes later the box is empty, snack cupboard stocked last Sunday is empty, they ate my lasagna from yesterday 😭😭😭😭
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FBI must just open a South African Branch Our State Has No Capacity 😭😭😭😭
FBI and the Hawks bust Nigerians syndicate in Cape Town preying on widows, divorcees at dawn on Tuesday.
Eight foreign nationals aged between 33 to 52 were arrested for Internet scams, money laundering & international-wide scale financial fraud in Cape Town.
#PutSouthAfricaFirst
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He called and placed a R600k 32 ton trial order, I convinced him to invest and partner in pushing the product. He wants a proposal and we meet next week to discuss. If it’s meant to be it will happen.
Wow,Flying to Durban sat next to an elderly gentleman wearing a R3 Million rolex. He greeted, exchanged a few words, I asked him what he does, i also explained what i do and new venture I’m working on, he asked for my number and we set up a meeting for next week he is interested.
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The last nail in the coffin of the KZN Economy that will affect the whole of SA would be burning of the Engine Refinery, Afrox Plant, Toyota Plant, SAB Plant, Edcon Warehouse and the Durban Port.
The looting of malls was a decoy the targets will be Strategic Economic Sectors.
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@SoulFairy3
I think he was invited just to pay the bill because it was a last minute invitation, I have taught myself to ask the uncomfortable question before people start ordering ukuthi who is paying and if its the host what is the budget.
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He apparently setup a stop order for the child support & has not missed a month over the last 6 months, he also added the kids to his medical aid & sent clothes in December 😂😂😂😂😂
why would you have to be first threatened before looking after your offspring.
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First thing he did was to stop us from calling each other on our cellphones and insisted on using your office line and you would have to explain why you weren't available even if you sent your diary he just wanted people seated at their desks he thought it meant productivity.
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The
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I forgot to mention obabomncane asked for petrol money as well for driving to Joburg to just to remind him of his obligations wabanika 😂😂😂😂
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@SoulFairy3
One of my hiring principles, never take an opportunity away from someone to learn if the attitude is correct you can skill anyone.
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@bonganizikalala
We are not a State Department we do not have a 13th Cheque we only have performance bonuses which are dependent on company performance, they are declared on the 15th of December each year after we have reviewed perfomance and finilized our budget.
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He would refuse to approve leave even thou you applied 3 months in advance and the HR System would automatically approve it then he would ask who approved your leave and how lazy you are for always taking annual leave, a productive person must always have excess leave.
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4 years ago, I met a gentleman who kickstarted our business growth by connecting us with a major client. Yesterday we had lunch to celebrate another milestone.
His impact on me compels me to share opportunities and to recognize when they're meant for others, paying it forward.
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He stopped us from usinh pool vehicles and insisted we use our own cars then refuse our travel claims which was against company policy, I was the only one who challenged him because i had acted in his role and still had access to the executive he was reporting to.
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Attended SGB Elections at my Children's School Yesterday Evening. Student Body is 65% Black, Parents who Attended the Elections are 85% White and the Results are that 90% of the SGB is White.
Yet when its the Prize Giving Ceremony The Black Parents will all attend, Why is that?
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Never treat people according to the position or social status, relationships transcend position.
A story on how we clinched one of our biggest accounts yet.
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Does
@qatarairways
not send a vip vehicle to the tarmac next to the airplane with a lady holding a board with my name on it to collect me for my connecting flight, mama i made 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
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The importance of state ownership of critical infrastructure, Imagine being able to commute with a train,subway,buses & trams in Johannesburg daily and occasionally to Durban/Cape Town/Polokwane for a ticket that costs R1000.00 per month.
Germany just started one of the most affordable public transit offers anywhere in the world.
For just $54 a month, holders of the "Deutschland-Ticket" will get unlimited travel on all city buses, subways and trams in the country.
Oliver Crook reports
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Definition of Disguise:
disguise: give (someone or oneself) a different appearance in order to conceal one's identity.
This is How she normally looks, you decide if she is sufficiently disguised or not.
FYI an Elderly person is from 65 years + she is no where near 60.
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Members of Ubhoko Social Club at the 12th Year Anniversary Celebration at Oubaai Hotel in George
Im a member of a 14 Year old Gentlemen’s Only Stokvel. 20 Members, save at least R2 Million PA, Meet virtually monthly and host an AGM.
It’s very well administered and we are currently building an Investment Fund.
Membership is only through sponsorship by a current member.
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@TheNduna
Proverbs 18 vs 22 "He who finds a wife finds what is good and receives favor from the LORD."
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An Assessment Of South Africa’s SME Landscape: Challenges, Opportunities, Risks & Next Steps’ Report 2018/2019 by SME South Africa
If You are an Entrepreneur in South Africa You will find this interesting
A Thread
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Wow, a lady attended 3 interviews end of 2022 ours was the last, we sent her an offer in Jan 2023 & she accepted. 2 weeks later she received a similar offer, she declined it but shared it with us and now 3 weeks later a new offer comes in way better than ours which she accepted.
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He increased YOY Performance Targets by 100% to set me up to fail, I met my target the first year but knew I wouldn't in the second year it was unsustainable in that environment.
Payday wsd on the 20th & he would send an email on how we didnt earn our salaries that month.
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@VusiThembekwayo
Hustling is the 1st phase of building a business without capital the difference is being able to outgrow hustling. as you normally say before wanting to start a chicken farm (business) sell eggs (hustle).
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BREAKING NEWS: The
@UN
statement against killings of unarmed African Americans in the US.
#GeorgeFloyd
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@SizweDhlomo
Bought at R25.00 sold at R71.00 will buy again when they drop to same levels.
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1/6 The Insurrectionists had hoped that the President
@PresidencyZA
would deploy the Army & Police as soon as the violence started with a hope that there would casualties similar to what happened in Marikana which would then be called the
#RamaphosaMassacre
... A Thread
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@GN33863052
Nah when mistakes are labelled black we must also label black excellence when we see it.
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@Bonisile_RMS
Last year we did 110 Bids thats roughly about 9-10 per month and our success rate is about 8-10% we are improving.
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@Non_Hyperbole
Its for everyone but the idea is around holidays, if you want leave outside of that you can use your annual leave.
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@MaloyiIsaac
Nothing wrong with being a member of the ANC however he was not deployed by the ANC to the position thats the difference.
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@sqntshobane
We have a healthy reserve but opt for no bonuses and increases so that no one is retrenched.
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@LagerMntumni
Alcohol normally drives up these prices I remember Anele was charge R20k for a bottle in Cape Town
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The Presidency has just announced that a special team of NPA prosecutors will oppose bail for the now 1,230 suspects arrested for violence, looting and "economic sabotage"
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@MaanoMadima
@MakhadziSA
Why doesn’t she get legal representation to get herself out of this contract.
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@KhandaniM
@Mtamerri
@MorolongZA
@osipuka
@Mzidlanga
@ingagubeka
@SizweDhlomo
@MbataneMatshaya
@IamMahlaba
@MduduziMats
@Mkhu28
@MissNthabeleng
Our National Dialogue is directed by Politicians lets stop putting our hope in them its time for us as a black community in South Africa to start Building. Politicians will follow us later
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Our Butcher is 🔥🔥🔥
2k Including House Delivery.
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Off to Amsterdam for lunch and a meeting then to Budapest. Wishing all a Happy and relaxed Sunday
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We were offered a meagre R375000.00 for our land but the elders said we should settle because they are too old to fight but they still died without being paid.
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So proud of my team, a huge opportunity came through mid week, we cancelled our weekend plans booked a hotel camped in a meeting room and 200 man hours later at 20:00 on a Saturday we achieved our mission. Wow 🤩
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My Team is Suffering from End Year Fatigue, Let me propose a 5 Day Long Weekend, at the End of This Month, Switch Off Everything, Voicemail on Office Phones & Out of Office Reply, we will only attend to Emergencies.
Our People are Our Greatest Asset As a Company.
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@KhandaniM
@Mtamerri
@MorolongZA
@osipuka
@Mzidlanga
@ingagubeka
@SizweDhlomo
@MbataneMatshaya
@IamMahlaba
@MduduziMats
@Mkhu28
@MissNthabeleng
@MkhariGiven
@DrMkhize4
@aycawe
@lupingcayisa
@sibekoziyanda
@Mashstartup
@I_AmStax
@ZindziMandela
Just had a DM someone suggested that we can look at Medicinal Marijuana or Cannibis
Interesting 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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@LeoBombayage
That's what i plan on doing when i give the opportunity to someone else. I dislike ungrateful people
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6/6 The Goal was to destroy vital supply lines for food, fuel, comms & health which would lead to civil unrest in SA & the call to remove Ramaphosa to swiftly come fortunately they failed.
Someone once said "The beneficiaries of state capture will not go down without a fight"
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