Bonisile M.
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You break this one’s heart and you won’t be able to find a job in any big private company.
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You are focusing on the wrong phone
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10 Things I learnt in my 160 days as Mihla's father [Thread]
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So he beat cancer twice 🥺
Sébastien Haller went from defeating Cancer a year ago to winning AFCON in 2024.
What a fighter 🙏👏👏
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Having a president that quotes 50 Shades Of Grey during tough times is hell!
My hands are tied, says Ramaphosa on Nersa decision to hike electricity price
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I don’t even know whose shoes these are 😔 She went to another section of the church and came back in heels.
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I remember my massive depression from a few years ago. Didn’t wanna see anyone so my phone was off for 3 months. Worried friends would find gates locked with me ignoring their screams. One friend would hop over the fence, get to the door and shout “Fuck your depression, vula” 😂
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A throwback to happier times when Mihla and I were best friends. This was before she started destroying my gadgets 😩😩😩😩 I miss this version of us. We were magic, now we are witchcraft 💔
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This lady next to me at church is eating Maynards so I ask her for some. She drops a few in my hand and all is well. A few minutes later I ask for more and she lies and says they are finished. This is in church, by the way.
And I am supposed to raise kids with such a person? 😔
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Out of your 500+ languages, which one uses “Ama” as a plural?
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My dad gave me a list of things he would get for me if I went to the mountain. I took the list to my mom, she got them all for me and set an appointment for me for a hospital snip where they gave me custard and Jelly afterwards in an air conditioned room 😍😍😍
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When is Bafana Bafana coming back? We need to give them a warm welcome at the airport. The boys did us proud.
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I tried to teach her about reading environments. It’s not going well 😭😭😭
@Bonisile_RMS
Respect other people space people don’t go to church to babysit and watch your kids disturbing the congregation. Teach your child to read the environment not every place is a place to play.
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Your gran was taught that a woman holds the knife at the sharp end. This generation understands that handles make more sense.
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Asking people to come fight you outside the Kaya FM studios at 4am while you have such a beautiful family is wild 😔
Our first picture as a family of 5, our family is complete 🤎
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You’re the descendants of Africans that got caught, taken on a ship and were too scared to jump off when the others did. At the base of your family tree you will find two cowards that found love. “I tell the truth when I’m nervous”.
Fighting white supremacy nga ma nerves? Tsek.
Black Americans are the only Black People on Earth that call out White Supremacy!
Africans , Afro Latino’s, Caribbean’s , Afro Europeans please look, listen and learn something!
#GRAMMYs
#JayZ
#beyonce
#TaylorSwift
#FBA
#GRAMMYs2024
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Please go to Winnie Mashaba’s Instagram and look at how some people are able to wear a doek everyday and not make weird captions
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The problem is the people who wear them
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I met a man at the airport on Saturday. He had a dog with him. The dog had a vest on that read “Guide Dog” but dude was not blind so I went to ask him what’s up with that? He said he trains guide dogs and part of the training means that he takes it everywhere with him.
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"Nedbank's house is where the heart is"
"Not going anywhere today, just chilling ka bo FNB cleaning and doing laundry"
"Hi, 10111, I think there is in intruder in Standard Bank's house"
Do you see that niDom nyana sometimes?
Don't call it your house until youve paid it off
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Context. At those amounts, these men aren’t gonna borrow your car. They can afford to take you to Paris and won’t ask for airtime. RiRi dating ASAP is not the same as a Nurse dating a man chasing ama comrade for a Tender. After a certain amount the access to things is the same.
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The lady that called in on 702 after me said that her son came back from the mountain and said that he won't wash dishes because he is a man now but she nipped it in the bud. I really didn't understand because what sort of manhood is this that's threatened by Sunlight and JIK? 💔
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We know the Standard Bank logo, we wanna see Henry.
Standard Bank employee ‘steals’ R6.3 million in clever scam: Henry McMurray allegedly added zeros to amounts as low as R47 in the apparent theft
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I set up a bedroom picnic for me and my girl today. Weather did not allow us to go outdoors. Got someone taking care of the kids in the lounge and mommy mode is not off.
"Baby, can I steal some strawberries and take them to the kids quickly".
For fuck sake's, the kids abajoli!
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Who was this baby and what is he doing in life now? I can’t trust anything anymore 😔
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I saved my grandmother's numbers as "Tupac" because my dad's name is Veli. She is Ma ka Veli.
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Metered Taxi drivers are wild for fighting Uber Drivers at Gautrain Stations.
“They are stealing our customers”. When did you see me in your Camry, Ntate Philemon? When?
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Private people like making public announcements about how private they are
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I don’t mind the Rich Aunt Aesthetic mara this thing of going to Gold Reef City ka di Power Suit looking like Norma Gigaba is not on. We don’t even know if we can scream at the Anaconda or we are gonna interrupt your Zoom meeting.
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Dr Musa and Liesl actually have the kind of love we ALL wanted to give and receive. As a young girl that is the princess treatment you wanted. You didn’t watch fairytales and dreamt of the day your man would say goodnight to you at 17:00. It’s what you got accustomed to.
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Waffles is a great entertainer. She made it from a video that showed her playing for a South African audience and she shot straight to the top. That’s what dancing for South Africans can do for you. Dancing with reeds for a pervert king to pick you won’t get you that far 🤷🏾♂️
South Africans are slowly becoming obsessed with Swaziland ever since Uncle Waffles got nominated.
We get it now, focus on load shedding
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They had a Chakra Hun and Chakra Bro relationship while she was in a relationship with someone else who she presented as a friend. He also rubbed her belly and bonded with an imaginary kid. It’s like any other heartbreak story but with baggy pants and probably Erykah Badu music.
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She has been trying to touch the mpandla of the man seated behind us 😔😔😔 When he beats us up nizabe nithi “Racism”
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I agreed to go fishing with a client of mine today. I thought it was gonna be a midday thing. Man sends an SMS last night saying he is gonna pick me up at 6:15 today 😭😭😭 Kanti ama fish avuka skhati ban?
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Niggas cheat, get caught and come back with a lot of deep words and insight as if they climbed Kilimanjaro and not Nthabiseng ❤
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Mihla is having a good time at church. She has a lot to repent for 🥺❤️
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Babies are tiring. DEMANDING. It is easy to stop being lovers of each other and just be lovers of this thing you made. Lack of sleep makes you irritable, so you fight more. Finances are in the shits. Reduced intimacy, you both wanna hold the baby more than you hold each other.…
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Is there an ingredient that was reduced in Doom and Raid and all these other sprays? These past few years you spray a fly and it doesn’t look like it is gonna die, it just looks like it is having a bad day. It’s like the sprays kill the insect’s self esteem but not the insect 😔
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Something strange has been happening at home. The strings at the end of our curtain tie thingies have been getting less bulky.
I asked our nanny but she said she knew nothing. I started suspecting that she was protecting the culprit.
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Buying an office building in Sandton and having daily board meetings about my life. It won’t even be a company that does anything. Just people showing up to the office everyday to give me powerpoint presentations about what I should do with my life or what socks to wear tomorrow.
What’s the first thing you doing once that 63 billion clocks your account ?
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We are not saying people must not celebrate but please be mindful that kids are going to school tomorrow and we are generally not a country that likes noise.
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There’s no South African killing themselves to go to America. Majority of us don’t even have passports or the desire to travel. You are the ones coming here to the “Motherland” looking for an African spiritual connection and end up just connecting to Hotel WiFi. No parade for you
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When did you realise that the chocolates next to the till are free 🫣 🤔
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Had to chase down the garbage truck this morning 😭😭😭 There is no dignity in screaming “Ekseee! Whooooh!!!”
This day can end.
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😩 Lomntwana needs to stop looking at us as if siyamdina
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My dude is saying nothing because last time he spoke you guys took him to Home Affairs queues and rehab 😤😤😤
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My Menlyn strategy is to just walk. If the shop is in the mall I will find it eventually. Just walk. Pass Zara 3 times, it’s fine. As long as I am moving 🙏🏾
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Is there nothing we can do to convince African leaders that corruption is a homosexual act?
I Prefer To Die Than To See LGBTQ Legalized In Ghana-Bagbin -
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Mix it up, bro. You are not their brand ambassador 🙏🏾
My problem is that I like Adidas clothing but with Nike shoes. 😩
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Gave my Uber Driver one star. He spoke about his baby mama drama and the drama is that he bought nappies Mid Jan for his newborn and now he is fighting with his baby mama because she needs more nappies. Tried explaining how many nappies a newborn uses but he didn’t understand.
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Today I took a barefoot walk with my soldiers to buy Fanta Orange. I don't know what the sticks are for.
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I get annoyed. Even when it is my child.
However, I have no expectations for the parents to perform miracles to make the baby stop. My beef is solely with the baby.
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These mini trolleys are a horrible idea! Because now as the parent you are controlling two trolleys at the same time 🙆🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
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Niwafundephi la ma measurement wa bo Black Lives Matter?
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First Surgical Procedure done and dusted. Big girl took it like a champ. May we never see a theatre again 🕯🕯🕯
ASSEBLIEF
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Okay, ready to give my review. I think all that matters is that as Africans we must love one another. Be kind to one another. Always. This is our continent and it needs us united 🙏🏾
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You have always been confused, since the day you said you don’t have a type and then mentioned a type. Nothing in you has clarity. Your group name is “Ear Drummers” backwards and you are carrying that mentality into your thinking too. So, read this in reverse: Kesteov! Unusm!
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As much as Priddy likes repping Tembisa in his songs he’s not actually from our hood. He grew up in Norkem Park and Birchleigh side which is actually more Kempton Park than Tembisa. We don’t even share the same loadshedding schedule 🙏🏾 We have our own McDonalds, they have theirs.
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If you think the Oros is me bragging then you are gonna call the Hawks when you find out she goes on spa dates and wakes up with Woolies Cheesecake 😔
@Bonisile_RMS
Spoiled brats , oros is a luxurious drink to some of us. You are to be blamed as a parent. You have observed it for the longest time,so. To a point that you even brag about it on social media. Yah neh this generation. 🤦🏾♀️
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If I buy the pizza, it will be cold by the time I finish setting up. If I get it delivered to the park, how do I direct the delivery man? Ke re “You will find us kissing by the 17th tree from the entrance?”
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My little sis is doing 1st year and I don’t know man, but hearing her say “Buti, please call me later. I am stepping into a lecture hall now” made me so happy. It’s like “Okay, big girl, with lecture halls and shit”. Ngikhulisile shem 🥹
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It’s amazing how hard you dickride Chris for relevance. He is your little puppy giving you access to his 1.6million followers so you have to be his “Protector”. It’s a beautiful marriage of two idiots which is a step up because in your previous marriage there was just one. You ❤️
If you come for Chris Excel then you’ll have to deal with me… I’m the worst enemy you could ever make!
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My dad and I are in the same sosayithi. He voted for me to get fined today. 😔
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In a perfect world I would have both. One to be a phone and the other to be a telescope.
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They have Sim Dope as a family friend. It doesn’t have to get to this 🙏🏾
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This is the TV equivalent of DJs playing “Sister Bethina” in the middle of a bad set.
CASTING NEWS:
Connie Ferguson & Rapulana Seiphemo return to Generations
The pair will reprise their roles as Karabo and Tau in the SABC1 soapie for few episodes as guest stars.
Tau and Karabo returns to Generations The Legacy, in April.
#KgopoloReports
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In life you must always remember that people hated Sabelo for cleaning. You don’t need to bother anyone to attract hate.
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@Shadaya_KnightX
Don't project your fears ntwana, we're good around here. Your "1st things 1st" is the last thing on my mind.
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Yona you can tell that I went to a model C school but you can also tell that the school fees was cheap.
Describe your accent. And yes, you do have one.
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A girl inviting you over to her church means she really likes you... But it is the most stressful thing ever if you are not a dude who goes to church😭
[Thread]
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The Green bars represent Ivory Coast’s goals. The white represents theirs 💔
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Happy 3rd Birthday to my princess. A reminder that great things happen to me. My buttercup. My every morning knock on the door and every night hug. Ngizok’thanda imihla yonke.
Ngiyak’thanda, Mihlayonke.
😮💨❤️
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Got a tire puncture on the freeway. The minute the car stopped Mihla started crying so I had to change the tire with her strapped to me.
A kind Taxify
@Boltapp_za
driver named Caiphus Sebake saw how difficult this was carrying tires and a baby and stopped to help me out 😊😊😊
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This Charlize Theron thing is painful because they can’t even boycott her.
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Maybe as a guy it was easier but what worked for me was…
1. Change the “coming back home” time gradually. Curfew is 5? Come back at 6 one time. They will shout but now that is the new standard. Keep increasing it over a few months until coming back at 00:00 is normal
2. Don’t…
How did you guys train your parents to let y’all go out? 😭😭😭😭😭
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On a serious note though, when leaving your kids with someone these holidays, please leave something if you are able to. Some of you see nothing wrong with giving people extra mouths to feed that time you know your child drinks Coke just to burp.
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I shy away from making fun of body types because even though you are attacking one person you are letting everyone else with that body type know what you think of them. You have friends and family who follow you and have those features you are using to clapback at someone here.
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1. Your biggest problem now won’t matter in 5 years. Don’t beat yourself up
2. Friendships are cool, friendships on a common purpose of growth are even better. You are past that stage of “We just chill”
3. Get on PrEP. They will tell you it’s yours but they are sometimes lying.…
@Bonisile_RMS
Also tomorrow it's my birthday. Turning 21, what would you advice i do in handling my twenties?
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9. These things are always trying to die. Your job is to stop them. They will want to rollover a bed, they will want to chew on the tip of your laptop charger, they will want to swallow the coin that just fell out of your pocket. Your job is suicide watch.
Don't slip.
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Uyazi it’s your wedding day, you are on the FNB app trying to do a quick loan because there is a shortage of ama cabbage. Now people on social media see a 16second video of you stressed on your phone while your bride is dancing and accuse you of being a bad husband 😔
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Stunner. The first salon visit where she doesn’t cry when they wash her hair. We are growing. Took a lot of soothing and singing 😂
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Win or not, she made us proud. BET nominations are one of those things where the nomination alone is a huge bragging point. Big ups to the star girl 🙌🏾
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“Uyazi wena, Mgidi” (He calls me by my surname, I don’t remember him using my name), “Lezinto zakho za ma depression are gonna get us killed us by the community thinking we are here to rob you. Then uzoba depressed worse.”
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My friend and his GF use the loadshedding schedule to decide whose place they are sleeping at for the night. Sometimes his, sometimes her’s. This wouldn’t be possible in a vat en sit. In case you want another reason not to move in together, here is one.
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Yep, the whole informal trader economy is resting on the back of the one man who always takes pictures when he buys from them. 🙏🏾
No one supports street traders like Siphiwe Tshabalala does
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A friend of mine arranged a video call between myself and Dr Winnie Mashaba 😭😭😭 This is one of the happiest days of my life. It even beats the day I saw Jacob Banks 🥺
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Is there someone we can video call that side? An engineer or someone working on the site who can just show us the situation. You might find ukuthi this is something that someone here can fix. Kunabantu aba weldayo and stuff on the TL 🙏🏾 Put pride aside, we are here for you.
(1/2) A generation unit each at Kendal and Lethabo power stations have just tripped. This necessitates the immediate escalation of loadshedding to Stage 4 at 18:00.
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Niyifundephi this thing of measuring height nga ma foot? Not even joking, I am always shocked when umuntu eMzansi says “I am 5 foot 4”. Mina all I know is that I am 176cm. Ku ma foot I am size 7.
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The Elephant is 370km away from me. The trophy was right in your faces.
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You can’t be from Nam and tell SAfricans to keep suffering. Your GDP is $10million. Our president sometimes has half of that GDP hidden in his couch. All you know is driving over the border for basic goods with your silly Yellow Number Plate cars looking like a 1980s movie scene.
You don’t give us but we buy, you cannot tell us what to do with something we spend our own money on, y’all slaves just keep manufacturing and producing everything for us and continue suffering
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