How does 90 minutes go by so quickly?!? I loved today’s conversation with @MichaelKitces for an upcoming “Financial Advisor Success” podcast episode. I can’t wait for you to hear it sometime this summer. Here’s what I wasn’t able to fit in while it’s still fresh in my mind 🧵

It’s officially been one full year since we moved to Detroit. This place has been amazing to live in. I wish we would have moved here 10 years ago.

When Fifth Third Park buys Comerica, they should name the park...and hear us out here, this is a wild one, "Tiger Stadium."

FYI. Voice memos drive me crazy. They shift all the work from sender to receiver. You hit record and ramble for 3 minutes while I’m stuck listening with no way to skim. You’re trading YOUR efficiency for MY time, and if you keep choosing your convenience over mine, don’t be

“Dad, how good was Trey Burke?” Me:

My intern was born in 2007 I have unread emails older than that

OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.

My children are not on the autism spectrum because I took Tylenol while pregnant. They’re on the autism spectrum because I, a person who will wear only one type of shoe and can’t eat food that is “too potato-y,” had babies with a man who has an encyclopedic knowledge of European

Men become more caring when they become girldads. Data on >12k CEOs: After having a firstborn daughter, men spend 10% more on social responsibility initiatives—especially culture, inclusion, and the environment. They also pay female employees better. Daughters activate empathy.

.@KeeganMKey quizzes Jimmy on how to pronounce Detroit street names 😂 #FallonTonight

We’ve landed! So excited for the next few days at @FutureProof_HQ

@Byte_Sized_Blog @MelissaJoyCFP are the 4x attendees with me. Some of the OG’s! Welcome back for round 2 Alexa!! @FutureProof_HQ

We are in a post intellectual era

🙄 Jeers to the man in the seat next to me whose elbows are 3 inches over the arm ret. Do not be this man.

🥂 to the man in first class watching #RHOC on our flight to the OC. I respect you, sir.

Same as it ever was. #USMNT

someone tweeted “what will they blame autism on if they can’t blame vaccines anymore”. women. they will blame women.

Because it's the one painkiller women can safely take while pregnant and there's a deeply held cultural belief that suffering mothers produce happier kids.

- Sam Walton started Walmart at 44 - Samuel L. Jackson didn’t break out in acting until he was 46 - Vera Wang started designing at 40 - Ray Croc scaled McDonalds at 52 - Julia Child published her first cookbook at 50 Unless you’re dead it’s never too late

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Naomi Osaka on what she’s learned about herself since coming back to tennis: “I learned I loved tennis way more than I thought I did… It’s like a video game. You pick it up, and even if you lose a level, you kind of just restart & keep going until you eventually win.” ❤️ (via