Melanie
@MelanieRickert
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In my “finishing chapsticks before losing them” era 💅
She/her 🌈
Joined April 2009
There’s a special level of hell reserved for individuals who don’t retrieve their used k-cups out of the communal machine.
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“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up
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My goal is to cook through the majority of this soup tier list this fall/winter…soup you mean so much to me….
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Canadian border security agent: what’s the total value of goods entering today? Me: Priceless (about my handfuls of plastic straws). #mypreciouses
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Going back to badlands (memory lane), the first time I saw @halsey was when I was living in Russia doing my anthro fieldwork for my PhD. Can’t wait to see them again in January!
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Hi kids .. #HandmaidsTale (the book not the series!) has just been banned in #Edmonton…don’t read it, your hair will catch on fire! Get one now before they have public book burnings of it.
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“I wish I got to see it when I was younger because I don’t feel like I was exposed to very many queer characters.” https://t.co/V6UmMgUqHW
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Abbi Jacobson chats with Autostraddle about playing and voicing the queer characters she wishes she'd seen growing up.
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All I hear is “Use the ballet, Bart. Leap! Leap like you’ve never leapt before!”
Susan Sarandon got her sick Simpsons bomber jacket in 1995 after guesting on the show as Bart's ballet instructor and she has been rocking it for 30 years.
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As someone who rarely spent time in Excel a few years ago and now is deep in the throws of workbooks daily, why in the ever loving frig is overflow the default and not wrap!?
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Ya girl is doing her first 5k with the National Capital Pride Run 2025. Raising funds for Bruce House Ottawa 🌈🌈 https://t.co/cuT2CApj6t via @RaceRoster
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Getting steps in for a good cause!
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This is the second time in a few months that I’ve reunited a fellow traveler with their wallet. I must have some good traveling karma stored, right?
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YOUR FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE: HOW THE SCREAM FILMS REWROTE THE RULES OF HORROR will be published on August 19. Neve Campbell, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Kevin Williamson, Skeet Ulrich, Matthew Lillard, Parker Posey, Hayden Panettiere, Radio Silence, and more are interviewed.
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This is genius. If nobody gets me a sword, I will buy my own.
My mom remembered my saying that in Finland, they give you a sword as part of your doctoral regalia so that you can defend truth with all due vigor. Guess what was waiting for me in my new office?
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There’s always money in the banana stand.
I honestly could not be more impressed with my drunk piggy bank shopping that I totally forgot about until it turned up today.
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Whoever created today’s NYT Connections - can we talk about yellow & purple? I’ve got some beef.
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