Meanwhile in Canada
@MeanwhileinCana
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Looking at the lighter side of life in Canada. You can also find me on Facebook, Instagram, Mastodon and Threads:
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Mastodon is a great social media site. It's 1000 times better than Twitter. No one is messing with the algorithm for either profit or manipulation - it's genuine.
Threads has issues, but it's still way better than Twitter after just a week.
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A Blue Whale was spotted off the coast of Vancouver Island yesterday. The largest animal to ever grace this planet. The largest dinosaur weighed around 85 tons. Some male Blue Whales weigh as much as 200 tons. A Blue Whale's heart is 6 feet wide and weighs 400 lbs.
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Dear Neighbours,
We have kidnapped your bird. He'll be safely returned to you on impeachment day. We believe this is in everyone's best interest.
With love, Canada
#NationalBirdDay
#Mueller
#ImpeachTheMF
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Thought you might need to see this right now:
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Photographer Renatas Jakaitis captured this moment when three deer were walking along a path and the sound of her camera caught their attention.
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New Zealand: "Hey Canada, can I copy your homework."
Canada: "Sure, just change it a bit so it isn't obvious."
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You might be Canadian if, you are helping a beaver get off the road using a hockey stick.
#MeanwhileInCanada
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How Canadians confuse the world:
We measure outside temp in Celsius and oven temp in Fahrenheit
Length in meters and our height in feet
Cheese is weighed in kilograms but people are in pounds
We speak like Americans, spell like Brits and randomly throw in French words
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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18 years ago today, a tiny town in Newfoundland took in 6,700 airline passengers stranded during
#September11
Gander, Nfld, has 6 traffic lights & a population of less than 13K. They opened their homes & hearts to complete strangers, in their most painful hour. It's what 🇨🇦 does
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Dear Neighbours,
We have kidnapped your bird. He'll be safely returned to you on impeachment day. We believe this is in everyone's best interest.
With love, Canada
#ImpeachTrump
#Mueller
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Breaking: The President of the United States reacting to the news of a formal impeachment inquiry.
#ImpeachTrump
#ImpeachTheMF
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Martin Short is a national treasure. 9 out of 10 Canadians would rather have him on our money than the new king.
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"It hasn't always been easy being a black woman raised on the South Side of Chicago."
#FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes
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21 years ago today, a tiny town in Newfoundland took in 6,700 airline passengers stranded during
#September11
Gander, Nfld, has 6 traffic lights & a population of less than 13K. They opened their homes & hearts to complete strangers, in their most painful hour. It's what 🇨🇦 does
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In the 1970's President Nixon called Pierre Trudeau an "asshole." Trudeau's response was "I've been called worse by better people."
@JustinTrudeau
take a page from your father. Trump's insult is a badge of honour. History will prove it.
#cdnpoli
#ImpeachingHearings
#TwoFaced
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Queen Elizabeth II was the last surviving head of state to have fought in WWII. At 19 she joined the war effort as a mechanic. A life devoted to service.
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Average family income in Canada.
1975: $50K
2019: $63K
Average house price in Toronto.
1975: $60K
2019: $900K
Average tuition cost in Canada.
1975: $550
2019: $6,600
Stop telling young people they only need to work harder and stop eating avocado toast.
#cdnpoli
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19 years ago today, a tiny town in Newfoundland took in 6,700 airline passengers stranded during
#September11
Gander, Nfld, has 6 traffic lights & a population of less than 13K. They opened their homes & hearts to complete strangers, in their most painful hour. It's what 🇨🇦 does
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Canadian problem
#287
When you roll your window down at the
#TimHortons
drive thru & the ice remains
#MeanwhileinCanada
Credit: Olivia Brown
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Never a dull moment with the neighbours lately.
#RogerStoneArrested
#MuellerFriday
#MuellerTime
#FridayFeeling
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Canada has issues, we have very serious things that need to be addressed and improved... but, holy hell, how did Trump even get one vote? Let alone this many? My gawd?!
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Trump just posted a
#Breitbart
poll as proof he's super popular with the 200 white supremacists who read Breitbart.
#Sad
#ImpeachmentIsComing
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The so-called Freedom Convoy would have just been a pathetic joke if it hadn't cost Canadians $3.9 billion. These extremist morons were supported by the same sleaze that funded Trump's January 6th insurrection.
#FreeDumbConvoy
#TamaraLich
#cdnpoli
#abpoli
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Sorry, everyone. The sighting wasn't yesterday, it was around this time a few years ago. I saw a repost on FB and got over excited. My apologies. Also, this photo is not from that event.
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Pole dancing bear having a blast at the Fairmont Hot Springs resort in the Kootenays, British Columbia
#Canada
.
#MeanwhileInCanada
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The "Freedom Convoy" wasn't free. It cost taxpaying Canadian citizens $44.8 million in extra policing costs, and the convoy's border blockades cost our economy more than $3.84 billion, that's billion... with a B.
The Emergencies Act should have been implemented sooner.
#cdnpoli
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Fun Fact:
Out of over 200 countries, Canada ranked
#5
for freedom. This will come as a shock to those who are furious they had to wear a mask at Home Depot for awhile during a global pandemic.
#FreeDumbConvoy
#cdnpoli
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When Canadians forget our reusable bags in the car and refuse to buy a plastic one.
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On behalf of 95% of Canadians, I'd like to apologize for Jordan Peterson. He must have been raised by the geese. Sorry.
Peterson will lose his license. The Ontario College of Psychologists doesn't care about politics. He's a grifter who routinely violates their code of conduct.
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How Canadians confuse the world:
We measure outside temp in Celsius and oven temp in Fahrenheit
Length in meters and our height in feet
Cheese is weighed in kilograms but people are in pounds
We speak like Americans, spell like Brits and randomly throw in French words
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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A clear-eyed outside opinion:
It's unfathomable that the same people who wanted a president impeached over a blowjob are feigning outrage that the most corrupt conman in US history has just been impeached.
Is half the USA on crack?
Asking for the rest of the world.
#Impeached45
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I wish I could tell you that all Canadians are intelligent, but some people are actually paying for pinecones in craft supply stores.
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Why did the beaver cross the road in Canada? Because the guy with the hockey stick helped him get out of harm's way.
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This is really touching. If you have any kind of problem with this just unfollow me right now. I want nothing to do with any hateful people.
"It doesn't matter what your background is, where you're from, who you love - you enrich this place" ❤️ Thank you Prime Minister
@JustinTrudeau
for visiting the
#CanadasDragRace
werkroom
Where to watch:
🇨🇦
@CraveCanada
(Canada)
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@bbcthree
(UK)
🌎
@wowpresentsplus
(worldwide)
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In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow...
#LestWeForget
#RemembranceDay
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Trump just tweeted: "Impeach the pres"
Maybe he didn't have enough covfefe this morning.
#ImpeachThePres
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Every year, Nova Scotia provides Boston with its official yuletide tree as a thank you for the city's response to the 1917
#HalifaxExplosion
An estimated 2,000 people died & 9,000 more were hurt.
Aid from
#Boston
was the 1st to arrive, and the response has not been forgotten.
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Nice News:
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds donated $200,000 to support an Indigenous women's leadership program in Nova Scotia.
Thank you
@VancityReynolds
and
@blakelively
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New Zealand: "Hey Canada, can I copy your homework."
Canada: "Sure, just change it a bit so it isn't obvious."
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I thought you might need to see this right now
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@StephenKing
Tesla is a great car. The creators and founding executives of Tesla are Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning. Musk became the biggest shareholder and the 4th CEO. The cars are designed by engineers - Musk is a businessman, not an engineer.
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@NSoames
@realDonaldTrump
It is extremely disrespectful to allies of the USA, particularly Canadians who were ordered to seize Vimy Ridge at a devastating human cost. Basic diplomacy and decency would dictate a US President pay their respects.
Canadians took Vimy Ridge and turned the tide of WW1 for the allies. Canadian troops earned a reputation as formidable, effective troops because of the stunning success, but it was a victory at a terrible cost, with more than 10,000 killed & wounded.
#Armistice100
#LestWeForget
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The USA has the fastest rate of
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ー19 cases in the world. Trump is trying to convince his base that Canadians want to sneak into the USA right now? Let me assure you, no Canadian would want to do that.
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Jim Carrey explains Canadian
#healthcare
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Sometimes, if it's not an emergency you might have to wait a bit and not all prescriptions are free, but the system works and treats people with compassion and dignity. Better is possible, but universal health care rules.
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April Fools' Day is cancelled this year because no prank could possibly compare with our bizarre reality.
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Breaking News:
It appears that Canada has begun construction on a new border wall between the USA and Canada.
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Anyone using the phrase "Meanwhile in Canada" to ignore or diminish the fact that racism exists in Canada is a total idiot and you deserve the thrashing you are getting today. I've spent 8 years fighting for human rights on this page and hate that crap.
#MeanwhileInCanada
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- 17 people confirmed dead
- 18 missing
- half a BILLION animals killed
- thousands of homes destroyed
- 5 million hectares burned
#ClimateAction
isn't costly, the devastation caused by inaction is.
Photo by Martin Von Stoll of Diamond Beach, Aus.
#AustraliaBurning
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This is what happens when a fire hydrant bursts in freezing weather.
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Incredible video of an avalanche of fog rolling over the Long Range Mountains in Newfoundland’s Lark Harbour. Moist air moving over cool water caused fog to build up on the other side of the mountain. When it reached the peak it came rolling down.
via Perry709
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Remarkably accurate Venn diagram featuring Canada Geese, toddlers, and anti-vaxxers
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Just a friendly reminder to set your scales back 10 pounds tonight. Happy
#Thanksgiving
, Canada!
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These female Kurd soldiers have been doing the heavy lifting to fight terrorism after the USA's policies left poverty & destruction in the region from propping up dictators to destroying infrastructure with multiple wars over oil. Now USA is abandoning them.
#KurdsBetrayedByTrump
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Bill Nye shows how stupid racism is in one minute using science.
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Welcome to spring in Canada, where no matter what jacket you pick, you're wrong.
#MeanwhileinCanada
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