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I make controllers! Mostly OEMs (cap module, heartbeat both sticks, lubed triggers, opt. tac-z, etc.) but also PhobGCCs, just DM me! This is what I've been spending my time on
I'm switching to the Cubstraption, it is this demon controller. DM
@CubsAZ
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None of you will ever know what it's like to, after all these years, not even be the best Pakistani melee player who started in 2014 with a four-letter first name that begins with the letters z, a, and i
ult players: I play Marth because I've always loved the Fire Emblem franchise. Big fan of Awakening but they really outdid themselves with Three Houses. ChromXLissa anyone????
melee players: I play marth because his sword swings real nice. I've never played final fantasy
Nobody will remember:
- Your placement in the bracket
- How degraded your goomwave's potentiometers were
- Who won the set
People will remember:
- The set-winning suicide falcon punch you went for
being a sheik is lonely. jmonk is off in the mountains somewhere. plump only exists when he so chooses. kyle krugoat is only awake at 4 in the morning. at times i wonder what it would be like to hit One (1) aerial as a peach main and have 4 other peaches tell me how cunt it was
The only stocks I care about are my four stocks in Super Smash Bros. Melee am I right fellow gamers haha please reciprocate my high-five I am begging you
Actually smash skill is 100% determined by your genetic code
so if you're missing waveshines I hate to break it to you fam but your parents fucked the wrong way
a major event called "the bootcamp" where they intentionally make it the worst tournament ever. 7 am every day: day 1 is burning hot, day 2 is freezing, there's no water, the seeding is ludicrous & a group of people trained to scream like hyenas will accompany every set you play
Please do not stake your happiness, self-worth and livelihood on this videogame where you shall receive one hundred and twenty dollars for defeating amsa and mango
thinking back to when i intentionally SD'd to prevent my teammate from taking my stock game 5 to guarantee winning a doubles local
was it worth the 11 dollars? to essentially admit to my close friend that they were a liability? im not sure, but i went to cold stone afterwards
On axe's stream like 2 years ago someone in chat asked him "Would you homie stock spark in tournament?"
He paused for a second and said "...Probably not, because I don't think he'd do the same for me"
...and *that* is how I came to learn of investing in the homie stock market
Smash Summit 10 was my last online tournament
Starting next week I won't have access to my desktop until January, and after that I'll be too far away to play with a good connection
Gonna be making a lot of tutorials/content instead! Already talked about this with my sponsor
❤
3. Wobbling on two setups at once
2. Wobbling while solving a rubiks cube
1. Wobbling while solving a rubiks cube and drinking an entire bottle of water
Call me a virg all you want but the only thing I see here is me being on the "virg" of defeating you😎
ⓘ 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦
Me during sex: hurt me
Her: Reaction tech-chasing consistently is impossible
Me: what
Her: Having your most fundamental punish game depend on you being in flow state and potentially losing your stock if you fail is masochistic and idiotic
Me: stop
if i were a commentator: "oh boy we got a SPICY one for u fellas comin right up, because up next we have jgod vs hgoat. hking vs jlord. the master of hunger vs jacob. the jbeast facing hunger itself. jigglymook and hungerlord. jswag against the letter H."
co-commentator: "yea"
no drugs for me jocks, thanks
only pot i need is 60% of 75 dollars from a trading card game store 2 hours away received by defeating one of the greatest players in the world god melee sucks
placed 4th at Pat's House -- the best performance of my life and the first time I've ever placed top 8. 10 years in the making.. genuinely cannot believe it.
crying in the club rn
after entering the gate to my flight I was asked for my passport and I oblige
TSA agent takes a picture
"Do you have a green card or visa?"
I state my mistake and show them my US passport
"Aw man, show me that one first next time! You got me all excited..."
E....Excited? 😳
After losing to Soonsay,
@iBDWSSBM
def. Skerzo 3–0
def. Axe 3–0
def. Leffen 3–0
def. Joshman 3–1
def. Mang0 3–1
def. Jmook 3–1
def. Zain 3–0
def. aMSa 3–0, 3–0
That's nine set wins and a 27–3 game record to win Melee at
#BoBC6
! What a run 🦊
if amsa can win big house then i can muster up the courage to tell the lady at mcdonalds that i wanted the burger to be completely plain without feeling the need to say "yeah sorry I'm weird"
ice cream lady overheard me criticize my own gameplay and said "how can you win if you don't take risks?!" i jokingly said i just bore them to death and she replies "ahh i see... are you a sonic main?"
every single marth player nairs between stocks. it is absolutely not because a shorthop nair is hard to execute and needs to be warmed up. ask each and every one of them and you will discover that it quite genuinely is because it makes u feel like a beautiful twirling ballerina
your flight to goml is cancelled because of bad luck. my flight to goml is cancelled because the airline was so dogshit that it could not continue to exist long enough to reach the departure date. we are not the same
Felt burnt out from competing, so I entered a tourney with secondaries for fun
commentator shittalked me in smashgg chat after I beat them and called me a virgin on commentary
...aite imma play more mario 64
craziest part of my weekend
me: what's your tag?
my round 2 opponent: "pee bag"
me: oh haha that's pretty funny
them: "No, it's PBag because my name is Peter Bagdovitz."
me: I.. I'm sorry
u ever think about how pakistan wifi slippi connected to a vpn connected to someone in california has less delay than 2 neighbors playing ultimate online
I've often heard that I don't pop off but holy shit what is my fucking problem LOOOL
this was game 5 vs axe after being down 2 stocks to 4
...I'll get better at this whole streaming thing I swear😭
my cousin, who has only ever played or seen smash casually, greets me and notices the frame1 on my bed. without skipping a beat, she says "are you allowed to play smash with that? it looks super unfair"
New ruleset idea: Wobbling is allowed but you must scream "I DON'T DESERVE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS" and you're only allowed to wobble until you run out of breath