Matthew Gellert
@MatthewGellert
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Ad guy. Nervous channeler of the random. I look sketchy because my parents are sticks of charcoal. Views expressed are my own. https://t.co/Q1v8nePEzi
The cave of forgotten socks.
Joined October 2012
It is hard to believe that all these fireworks are for me! They ARE for me, right? Right?
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@UnionSquareKids That's okay. I do not have to be the ABSOLUTE GREATEST, MOST TALENTED, SMARTEST, INCREDIBLY ENTERTAINING, SHINING STAR of every single book. Just most books.
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@bn_classwork I am HAPPY to let Cher Ami take the spotlight today. A true pigeon among pigeons. Tomorrow will be all about me again.
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@WoolwichPigeon Out of curiosity, are Pigeons allowed to drive the famous Double-decker buses in England? I would like to do that!
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To celebrate Pigeon Appreciation Day, in lieu of flowers, please consider donating permission for me to drive the bus! #PigeonAppreciationDay
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@codepted I was more than happy to help! Plus, it is ALWAYS a pleasure to chat with Gerald and Piggie!
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Baseball game hot dog, is it really you? I haven't heard from you in FOREVERRRRRRR! 🌭❤️
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Not me telling @Lin_Manuel to let me play a bus driver in #HAMILTON! 😆 @codepted @SusanaCDenver @TatteredCover
.@The_Pigeon planned a short visit to Denver for a book-talk with Luis A. Miranda, Jr. and special guest @Lin_Manuel at @TatteredCover, but then Commissioner @SusanaCDenver talked about CDE's Pigeon Week... Tune in to CDE's social media channels next week for Pigeon Week 2024!
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Well, I worked REALLY hard today too...can I get a MILLION hot dogs? 😁
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@JenSkeggs WOW! Addison is quite the artist! Do you think she can make one of me...A POTATO PIGEON??
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@EyeintheskyGla @ScottishEPA @NERCscience @EUEnvironment @RSPBGlasgow @birdsofpreywb @Nature @NatureBiotech @GlasgowWEToday @Glasgow_Live @AMAZlNGNATURE HEY! You have found my friends Siobhan and Lachlan! Tell them I said hello and that they look great!
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I really, really, really love making THE PIGEON EXPLAINS! Do you any of you FEATHERTASTIC teachers love watching it? Let me know with a reply!
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@jennivanrees @BlueJays I AM ALSO EXCITED! This is going to be the best thing to EVER happen to any sort of bird in Yankee Stadium EVER!
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Even birds have feelings. I have Feelings ALL THE TIME! If your feelings are too much, try talking to someone about them. It will help! #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth
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