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Syracuse, NY
Joined April 2009
Today's crime? A balloon from her birthday two months ago got cut. A balloon from TWO MONTHS AGO
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Having a press conference the day after Christmas to tell people you aren't a racist with a backwards Lions hat on feels like a Tim Robinson sketch.
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I love my mother, she's good at many things, however picking our clothing for people on her own isn't one of them
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starships were indubitably meant to fly. however nicki minaj was never meant to sing
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I truly hope none of you ever have to experience someone who hates you SO much that they can't even stand being in the same room as you, all I try to do is be a good dad and still I get made to feel lower than shit, I hate all of it
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people will tell you this movie is bad. they are lying
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There's something so...nice about an email threatening everyone shift/job going out a week before Christmas
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Nick Reiner was living in his parents’ guest house. They brought him to Conan O’Brien’s home for a holiday party on Saturday night because they didn’t want him to be alone. I don’t know everything that was happening in their relationship, but by all accounts — including private
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I can't believe I'm retweeting her either
Rob Reiner and his wife were tragically killed at the hands of their own son, who reportedly had drug addiction and other issues, and their remaining children are left in serious mourning and heartbreak. This is a family tragedy, not about politics or political enemies. Many
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Not the before and after 😭😭😭
Absolutely wild to see this in the Airport. What a cultural moment we’re living through 🇺🇸
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If a company announced that they were starting a program to give kids free food for reading books in 2025 their headquarters would get firebombed
You want to get Today's Youth reading? There's a simple solution...
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Update: the Bug is persistent and I will be sharing more pictures of things later today as soon as they are delivered
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Toothless Aggression? Sounds interesting. Let me Google it! oh
The Toothless Agression Era is officially underway! Many more victories for @shiloh_wwe to come.
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Heyman had FU money in ECW. The wrestlers asked for their wages and he said "fuck you."
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Vincels cheering on media consolidation and totalitarianism to own the Libs.
If this purchase gets approved, it’s a dark moment in film history. Even with horrendous leadership, WB set numerous box office records this year, and is strolling to a Best Picture win. Netflix removing one of the key studios from theatrical distribution is devastating.
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Release the MRI results.
Donald Trump finally posts a Thanksgiving message — and uses it to call Governor Tim Walz “seriously retarded.”
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