MATT WILSOИ
@MattWilsonRules
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When life hands me lemons, I make Arnold Palmers 🍋 Markets, mushrooms, and music. 📈🍄🎤 @_goingdeaf @neardarkny @setyourgoals @chainsofficial @calaverasrecs
The Hellscape FKA Planet Earth
Joined December 2008
Buddy I got some bad news for ya…
i wonder if tiny singer of SET YOUR GOALS finally got big
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Also holy hell I just opened this app for the first time in awhile and my entire timeline is like a racist echo chamber of accounts I don’t follow. Yuck!
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Wearing a hoodie to a sold out show is always a bad choice. Three decades of going to shows and I still haven’t learned smh
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Probably would’ve enjoyed The Accountant 2 if I hadn’t spent the entire movie confused and angered by Ben Affleck’s character having an unnecessary Elon Musk accent that didn’t exist until the sequel
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Sleep Token is just Post Malone for people who wear Blackcraft
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Still on cloud nine from last weekend. Music truly is the coolest thing in life.
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I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location
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Out of everything I've learned about Primus over the years, this was the funniest: Their shows are known to be dangerous because their fanbase has such a high number of tweakers.
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“I can play the guitar like a motherf*ckin’ riot” *proceeds to play the most mid acoustic solo ever recorded*
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Who has the cheapest moving boxes? I just went to Home Depot (my personal Hell) and paid $30 for 7 boxes 😒
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Starts at 9PM and a 4th band gets added to the bill.
M. Night Shyamalan says his next film ‘TRAP’ is a horror movie set in a concert where something terrible occurs. Starring Saleka Shyamalan and Josh Hartnett.
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The band a couple of units over from the @_goingdeaf practice space yesterday was playing a mariachi version of “Kill Bill” by @sza and now all I want is to find a recorded version
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Our first show of the year is April 14th @TheEchoLA with our good friends in Conan
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A PERFECT album from the 1990's that ISN'T Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
A PERFECT album from the 1990's that ISN'T Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
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Imagine being in Green Day and being like, “Nahhh, we don’t need to play Basket Case.”
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