Matthew Watson
@MattWatson90
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I write code. Sometimes it even works. Kilmarnock FC. Miami Dolphins. Vegan 🌱
Glasgow, Scotland
Joined April 2009
Watching the keynote speech from a security conference in the US and a wild Kingsley appears @Oldfirmfacts1
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Mon the rabbits.
A business that breeds rabbits for meat is closing its remaining farm and handing over 250 rabbits to activists.
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I thought this was Stephen O’Donnell.
✍️ We are delighted to announce that Ben Davies has signed a new contract with the Club which will run until 2025.
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"Live from Spain." Is this cunt over there working as a Rod Stewart tribute act?.
"It's another excuse just like Covid, people just want to stay at home. we're opening the floodgates for all the snowflakes". Charlie Mullins says he would sack anyone who asked to work from home during a heatwave. @CharlieM_OBE | @ClaudiaLizaTV | #JeremyVine
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Funny how “cherishing life” never seems to extend to providing free health care.
I am proud that Arizona has been ranked the most pro-life state in the country. Here, we will continue to cherish life and protect it in every way possible. 2/2.
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Every so often the Twitter algorithm decides I'm a big fan of a random sports team and hammers me with suggested tweets for that team. Previously it was the Chicago Blackhawks, now it's Chelsea.
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The speckiest man in existence?
No state ever survived to resist its power, demand. But always when people come together the change will happen. Welcome to all those who are and were there and congratulations đź‘Ź
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Did that idiot just say that you don’t get clouds in Spain?.
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Things you love to see.
Britain's strictest Head teacher @Miss_Snuffy has a fake Churchill quote on her school wall. Nowhere in the canon of Churchill's writing or speeches did he say this. Suggest you get some paint.
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Far be it from me to ever praise anything that comes out of Ibrox or Rangers FC, but that “I’m Feeling It” tune that they’ve introduced to the wider footballing world is a belter.
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RT @JortsTheCat: I’m Jeff Bezos boo hoo hoo. I got a bazillion dollars by using algorithms to exploit workers. Waah waah be nicer to me, I’….
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Main takeaway from last nights game: Michael Stewart will suck the joy out of everything you love.
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Put a football scarf one of them and they’ll have a riot van round before you can say “breach of the peace”.
Sandyford Clinic, Glasgow right now. Police have been and say they can’t move them on. Where do we go from here @NicolaSturgeon @MareeToddMSP?
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