#CycloneGabrielle continues to move southeast and is now in the MetService area of responsibility. That means cyclone tracks come from us and will be updated 6hourly here: https://t.co/7wKJumOqMX We are due to update New Zealand's official severe weather forecasts by 11am 👀

⚠️⛈️ Severe thunderstorm warning: damaging winds, large hail and heavy rainfall likely with storms in southwest Qld #Cunnamulla #Quilpie #Windorah. Warning details and updates: https://t.co/NUDDPSu4gz

You misunderstood us when we told you we valued quality teaching. This means that students are happy with the course, not that they learned something useful. Now go make your students happy!

Government mask messaging. Today's @theage cartoon.

Superfluids give new insight into turbulence. #UQResearch co-authored by @DrTWNeely in @CosmosMagazine. https://t.co/IVTIRCayUo @UQscience @UQ_SMP @ARC_EQUS @DoddWalls @quantumotago

So true.

(thread) My legal views on Christian Porter: 1) it is normal that the same conduct of a person may be subject to different legal processes for different purposes - criminal, civil, employment, disciplinary, human rights, ombudsperson, coronial etc

Seeing as we're the only news site left we figure we might as well start unveiling corruption on a mass scale

We have a new preprint out that describes our work on vortex pinning! https://t.co/7HnahRt1jh @__mattreeves__ @MattDavisNZ @FLEETCentre

Holding celebrations on 26 January is offensive to Australia's First Nations people. Our politicians need to find some empathy and #Changethedate of Australia Day.

I just want you to find 11,780 points so I can get a C. #TrumpBegged #TrumpTapes #AcademicChatter

I haven’t spoken to any as yet, but I expect indigenous Australians will be extremely grateful.

When it comes to trivialities I will never shy away from making the tough decisions

By doing so, I have singlehandedly solved racism.

In times of crisis it is important to act quickly and decisively, which is why I have changed one of the words in the national anthem.

Dear College Faculty: We’re very disappointed about the rampant online cheating on your final exams last semester. If you had been better instructors, you’d have caught it earlier and saved Student Affairs the burden of all of these Academic Integrity cases!

Yay New Zealand! Maybe time to move home. #nzelection

Our vortex fluid paper is out in @PhysRevResearch! We show that an expanding vortex cluster in a 2D superfluid forms a Rankine vortex. This process is forbidden in classical fluids due to viscosity. @FLEETCentre @ARC_EQUS @DoddWalls https://t.co/80I4jdeV5M

Over the next few hours #PintAUOnline are pleased to introduce our scientists who will be taking your Reddit AMA questions May 11-13. @RishuYuval @MattDavisNZ @The_Smiao @krzysbolejko @Angelo_Frei @ECamprasse @HumphreyJE_ @uwaoceans Find out more: https://t.co/JYN3AFjUaa

I'm going to do a Reddit AMA for @pintofscienceAU sometime soon! In preparation, here is a computer simulation showing the formation of giant vortex clusters in a superfluid - subsequently realised in experiments in Australia.