MASTERSAGINI
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DIGITAL STRATEGIST, Believer in Meritocracy.
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mimi nachukia mwanaume akiniambia "ati kuja juu"😒😒i hate it kabisaaa...ni wapi ushai ona kitabu ikiandika kalamu😦😦😦
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Being raised by a dramatic mum is so tricky😂😂😂i remember that day i threatened to kill myself🤣🤣🤣to my surprise nliskia mum akiambia siz "punguza maji ya ugali leo kuna mtu hatakua"😂😂😂😂😂
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Husband: usiniwekee chakula sai
Wife: sawa, si umepitia kwa bibi yako ukakula sasa umekuja lodging kulala😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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This year we settling for men who love us for who we are....wenye mnataka matako mkuje na zenu😀😀😀
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unaomba beshte yako keja alaf dem anakuambia chunga hii bed hua inaanguka😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Normalize spanking hard....unanihurumia kwani Mimi ni wenu😂😂😂gonga thende mpaka itoe thande🤣🤣
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@Morbidful
This is the story of shaniya.
On November 10, 2009, Shaniya Davis was sold by her mother, Antoinette Davis, to Mario McNeill to cover a $200 debt. Within 24 hours, the preschooler would be dead.least, that’s what her mother Antoinette Nicole Davis said. It was around 6 a.m. on
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ushai gongwa na edge ya dirisha kwa kichwa au mgongo ukienda kuinuka😂😂😂😂hapo ndo wewe hujua unaeza ongea in tongues😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
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Dating a lazy girl but good in bed is unexplainable to the family😂😂😂they shout and you just reply with " nyi hamjui huyu msichana"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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ukidate chali wa campo utakua unawatch movie kwa laptop hadi usahau kunakuanga na tv😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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That ka rehearsal you always have before uambie konda ashukishe😂😂😂😂
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first born hamshtuki juu after plague ya locust next ni plague ya death of firstborns😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Aty kamba ladies are so energetic during sex.....they start moaning as soon as they remove shoes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Hautaki kumpea😦hautaki wasichana wengine wampee😏😏kwani unataka akufe😂😂😂😅😅😅
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Hii january ni kama mtu anakula ile kitu iko karibu na yeye😂😂😂kuna mwingine hapa amekula mama mboga😅😅😅😅😅
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@Morbidful
The intoxicated man told her he either wanted money or sex — that’s when Davis offered him Shaniya. She was five years old.
During McNeill’s trial, he remarked that he didn’t remember where exactly he had left Shaniya. His lawyers said he left her somewhere along route 87 between
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How do you respond to "i miss you" from someone you dont miss
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dating is so fucked nowadays even us single people are getting cheated on
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kulikua na Bantu speakers na Nilotes speakers🙂🙂🙂lakini wakisii wakaamua kua loudspeakers🙊🙊😂😂😂😂😂
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ukiona mwanaume anatolea boxer kwa bedsheets ujue ako na toothpick...mwanaume ni kuzunguka akipigisha tarimbo🍆kwa mapaja😂😂😂😂
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Nimekumbuka jana nliota nkireverse gari 😃😃😃kumbe ni tokens zilikua zinalia😂😂😂
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Before marriage: beb come ulale kwa chest
after marriage: pumua pole pole ama uangalie uko😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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kama uko campo na. hujawai kunywa keg🍺ama chrome🥃just thank God you parents are rich😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
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relationships are for sex if you want goals go to camp nou😂😂😂😂
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Be a man when she opens her legs for you..close them and tell her baby wait untill we get married😝😝😝
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The racism shown by the Catholic church is clear like daylight. They cant even pretend ??? You can see the dismissive attitude in him
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Other people: kuja na condoms
lesbians: kuja na nail cutter😅😅😅
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This is kenya where we share alcohol and cigarettes but not money and job opportunities
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imagine siku moja ukitembea tao ukutane na mtu ulikula fare yake alaf aanze kukukimbiza🤔🤔😂😂😂😂😂
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Before urogwe ulikua unataka kua nini when you grow up😂😂
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maybe kifo yako ni ya kunyongwa na jaba and you are here panicking over corona🙊🙊🙊
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TShirt yako ya kulala imeandikwa aje😂😂
yangu...kiss condoms
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siku ya harusi yangu ntaeka viagra kwa pilau iyo siku lazima kila mtu anyanduane💦🍆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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watu wanasumbuka na ata lbda dawa ya corona ni njahi moto😂😅😅
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Tuongee tu ukweli nani ashai ota akioga?....kuna vitu zingine ndoto haiwezi kubali😂😂😂😂
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uko na plans za life yako ama tungoje ushike jaba😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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if he is not your boyfriend but makes you happy...just give it to him😂😂🚶🚶🚶
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Aki wakisii na moshene kwa bus🙄😸mwingine karibu nimfuate nijue vile story iliisha😅😅😅😅😅😅
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Na hii kenya ukifanikiwa kupata dem hakunywi 🍺🍺pombe..ushukuru mungu tu🙏...juu ile design wanakunywa makali wacha tu😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Goodmorning everyone
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welcome to kenya where ladies realize the dick is small after breakup😂😂😂😂😂
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Me: Beb nko na bol na daktari anataka 10k za abortion..
Him: zaa nitaua
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I never believed in poverty untill i saw someone washing a condom😂😂😂😂😂😂
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mniweke kwa maombi mwenye nategemea valentines amenitumia please call me😡😡😡😡
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ushawai potea tao🙆🙆hadi unaanza kuuliza watu mmeniona nikipita hapa😂😂😂😂😂
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Ushai mix keg ya black na chrome alaf ukipiga sips kadhaa unaona iyo chupa ya chrome imeandikwa chiromo😂😂😂😂😂😂
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mahali imefikia sasa naona nkitafta kimwanaume bora tu kiko hai😊😊
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Ni lazima mtu akipiga simu aanze na "hello" ama ni wazungu hutaka kutupima ujinga
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wakamba na wakisii hii tabia ya kuswim na kamisi mlitoa wapi🙂🙂
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kenyans are the only people who listen to their blood....ati mimi nlimuona damu yangu tu ikamkataa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I hate the fact that my landlord totally depends on my rent money...why cant he get a job like the rest of us😂😂😂
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sikuhizi unaeza hata ambiwa lets get married but as friends...😂😂😂😂😂friendzoning is real😂😂😂😂
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Ladiea ebu imagine having sex with a mzungu...Ebu mwambie asimwage ndani in English😂😂😂😂😂😂
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That pain when you dress to kill but no one is dying😧😧😧😧😧
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imagine playing truth or dare at party and they dare you to go home😩😩😩😩😩😩😩machooos tu😂😂😂
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msione tumenyamaza hivi mkadhani tumesahau mkimwaga hua mnatetemeka matako😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
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Am tired of using water to bath😂😂😂😂😂what else can i use?
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Ungekua unaomba mungu vile unaomba mtoto wa mtu hiyo kitu ungekua mbali sana😊😊😊
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Today i got kicked out of church because i shouted fuck you satan🙁🙁i thought we all hated that nigga🤷🤷🤷
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Aty unasema you lost your virginity na unajua tu vizuri mwenye ulipea😂😂
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Nmeskia aty sikuhizi hakuna kuoa virgin unaoa mwenye tu havuti bangi😀😀
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1: photoshoot
2: mutura
3: charger
4: Earphones
choose wisely😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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watu wenye husema they cant touch alcohol i hope mna sanitize na dufia🤣🤣🤣
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I speak my mother tongue when looking for money and English when. Spending😂😂😂😂😂
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hii tabia ya kukojoa kwa bafu mtu akioga.....mtu huacha akifikisha miaka ngapi😂😂😂😂juu sioni nkiacha hivi karibuni😁😁😁😁
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imagine dem yako akitoka bafu anapata ushamwekea pad kwa panty😃😃iyo si ni kua mromantic ata hawezi pata iyo nguvu ya kua na kisirani time ananyesha😂😂😂
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hakuna kitu hupea mgeni stress kama ataanika wapi ngotha😂😂😂😂😂
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ushawai gongewa mlango kwa nguvu ukinyanduana na bae...alaf unapata ni watu wa mafta ya promo😂😂😂😂
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Are you happy with your relationship or should i give you my number🤔🤔
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old people will act like they know everything untill its time to load airtime😂😂
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ukipewa lift🚗wacha kusalimiana 🖐na watu kwa dirisha hiyo kitu humaliza mafuta😂😂
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When am in the toilet i always imagine a big snake attacking my back😂😂😂
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yaani tunatumia cd hizo miaka zote alaf homa inakuja kutuua🤦🤦🤦
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unanyandua dem wa ghetto alaf unaskia akisema "piga iyo kitu brathe..finya kama ndimu"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ushai penda mtu kwa ploti hadi ukiskia sauti yake unajipata umetoka nje kuanika bedsheet chafu😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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As long as uko peke yako kwa profile picture me najua uko single☺☺
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😂😂😂Aty twa twa twa ni ya chubby gals.😂😂😂😂hawa wengine petite ni kwa kwa kwa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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And btw nashangaa sana...vile hoteli zimefungwa wakamba mnaonea news wapi😅😅😅😅
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Najua mnanipenda ni vile tu mnaogopa kuniambia☺☺☺☺☺☺matajiri hatukulangi watu😂😂😂😂😂😂
Goodmorning beautiful humans
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Breakups must be the worst thing in china......you see your ex's face everywhere😂😂😂😂😂
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