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That sound like a L To me, sister.
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Victoria Monet got a trophy husband fr. All he does is take care of that baby, workout, be fine, and support his woman.
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Yall omg?????????
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I had some highschoolers interview me for their school news channel. And like. Why would I say that to them?😫🫠
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Nobody: Michelle Obama in 2010:
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I AIN’T GOT NO TAIL GURL!
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who you tellin
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I hate to be that person, but having crushes and playing and make up is completely age-appropriate.
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I know Megan the stallion somewhere like this
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Im out the game. I've found my nail color. I'm home. Bye
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Getting slapped during sex for the first time
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Since I have to be super clear. He also works. Again, she won.
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Victoria Monet is really the one to watch. This is talent. This is artistry. A master and a student. The girls could literally fucking never
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@MaryJBlogs
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This isn’t true. Y’all just don’t be in they business like you do black women
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Look at how she ate that. 🪩👽 #RWT
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@jackieaina Runner up: "im sorry you feel that way" To not even. Same and acknowledge what you made me feel is...
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Yes. I had a baby before 30.
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Why Drake always dissing women?
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Baby’s 2nd concert🪩
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It’s only unsettling because it’s posted online, but I feel like we just kinda have to come to terms with the fact that we are living in an Era completely different from the one we grew up in
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The sweetest 🥺
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@ImSamuelTurner The flight attendants on here want to know was it go home day or she had a bomb layover she was trynna get to?
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…. I know they’re not married. Trophy boyfriend sounded dumb. Plz guys it’s not that serious 😂
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Update: I asked Kennedy why this was a thing.. she says “if they want me to help them with their work .. that’s what they gotta call me” I-
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Kennedy’s teacher said she’s been making her classmates call her “misses Johnson” ???????
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@twalker317 @missiwimberly The strength it must've taken for her to share this story.
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Lilies are really the grande dame of flowers
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@TonyTh3King Apparently, pre school is too!
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Last night in Cartagena 🥵
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@NotLaja Whose father is black???!!?!
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I am so sorry to hear that.
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Lori Harvey has dated way more people than I’ve dated in my lifetime and I’m 37.
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🥺🖤➰
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@Hacze7 @slkysoulsis @KimKardashian This Kanye isn’t the Kanye we knew when donda was alive... just sayin
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🥺 did that.
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I can’t stand an unsolicited broken promise. You could’ve just said nothing.
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Welp. Go follow my plant shop. If you’re local. If not, we ship nationwide 🙂🙂
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Me: I don't date men with kids. Men: but you have a kid???? Me:
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@hailpeezy Trey the sexy decoy lmao
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Me to any tweet that starts with “i think I’m the only girl that”…
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@elton_chang @GavinNewsom Why would we "open up" when staying home is PROVING to be effective, Elton?
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Hi. I live in Sacramento. If you find yourself in LA, please don't text me because LA is not close to where I live. California is a big state. Thank you
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@sogucci6 I said that?
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Did a thing. Grand Opening 06.05.2021🚀
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@MaryJBlogs
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New color alert.🚨 Also, shoutout to @jkiyomi for putting us on olaplex 4&5. wash day was a breeeeeze
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I wish they included their zodiac signs in the introduction of ultimatum queer love
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V proud of this flexi rod set. 🙂
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Natural hair specialist @camillejanae is doing the lords work out here in Sacramento. Please go drag these ppl on abc10 YouTube. Cause no.
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A CHOICE & a direct reflection of you.
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Dating a man with a kid, knowing he has a kid, watching him actively be a deadbeat is.... a choice
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Our queen be doing cocaine lmao
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If prison food is so bad, why prisoners be eating it?
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If black men are so bad, why everybody want one???? Exactly shut up.
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Rest is productive.
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Opened a plant shop during a pandemic. V proud of that.
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Interestingly enough, this is what shrooms feels like
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@305Clarine She did what needed to be done with that wig OK
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This is literally all I want on any given Christmas
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Y’all agree or disagree?
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Fenty Skin is hiring a social media marketing manager friends ✨
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My fit doesn’t matter cause My kid ate down. 😂🥺
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What did yall wear to renaissance? This was my look !!!!
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Everything kaytranada touches turns to gold
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I have brief moments where i think I'm stressed.. but I really don't be. I move through life knowing shit is gonna work out for me because it always does.
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what's the most surprising poem you've read this month?
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Why did she come for me like this? 😅😂
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This just shook me.
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Her hair is giving me "As If" & I am living for it
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Nah chilllll ya mad gullible LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO so he LIVES with his baby mother but they not fu*kin????????!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂yeaaaaaaaah okayyyyyyy I rather swallow a jean jacket than to believe some sh*t like that!
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🥺 I’m cry.
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“That don’t make no damn sense”was correct. 🥵😂 The mic STAYS ON @durandbernarr
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Somebody said you called them a slur and putting husband in quotations makes that claim seem valid. 🙃
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Roc Nation got yalls flight cancelled
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quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥👀
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I love being her mom. Lol
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Do you know how shook I was to learn that my grandfathers parents were born to slaves.... like?¿?¿
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I’m just sitting here thinking and like, slavery really is only a few generations ago and our education system acts like it was right after the dinosaurs.
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Weird that a black woman in HR wouldn't be more adamant about changing the systems than enforcing them
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What do you think about this? 🤨 🤨
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@jackieaina I heard my mom saying "I didnt burn you, it's just the heat" whole time... ear was TOAST
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@NotLaja WHO is heading this committee?
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@kaylaadempsey Where's the video?!
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This & having bills on autopay. Younger me is shook.
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Paying to fill up my gas tank all the way is a flex to my younger self. Like I really made it lol
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Very very very blessed to have seen it live. Perfect perfect prefect @durandbernarr
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Freefall by kaytranada and Durand is a really really good song
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Things like Roe V Wade being overturned are the direct effects of Trump’s presidency. Yet, we are still seeing people say things like “bring him back” because gas is high? I say all that to say…. Idiots on the loose. Too many idiots on the loose
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Get in girls, we're teaching our children mindfulness and emotional intelligence.
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Any time I see someone being mean to women for no reason, I report them and all the mean tweets I can find. I hope you all do too lol
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Existing is exhausting and expensive
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Skskskkssk
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Happy #Nationalscissoringday from my family to yours! ☺️
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@jackieaina Be black
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No cause why I eat
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2 years ago, I was laid off and in my super sad girl era. I took my coping mechanism from a hobby to a website and from a website to a brick and mortar plant shop. I never expected to make this far but I’m filled with gratitude. Sacramento, thank you for showing up for me. 🫂
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@LordeCali SKSKSKSKSJJ
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Leaned into delusion
@JDaviesPhD
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During a very dark period, what was the best thing you ever did for your mental health?
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this is an African artists only gallery wall
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Nobody: This 6 year old: “Call me Mrs.Johnson”
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People of Sacramento, You’re welcome.
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Girls girls girls
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🙂💿
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This is how your friends with anxiety would like to be received post melt down.
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The relationship im in is so loving and feels so fucking safe. I love it here man.
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