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Rishi Sunak will deliver a pre-General Election speech today setting out his vision for the next 5 years:

Ferrari boss Fred storming the McLaren celebrations in Miami 😅🍾

How can you not love Fred Vasseur?

Rishi Sunak drops his Christmas single just in time for tonight's Rwanda vote. Stay (Till Polling Day) - East 17 feat. Rishi Sunak and David Cameron.

Just in case it’s slipped your memory, the fact-checkers of The Washington Post worked out that during his four years in office Donald Trump made over 30,000 false or misleading claims. That’s an average of 21 a day.

"You boy, is the most important issue of the day still Nigel Farage's bank account?"

Ahead of his @wwfcofficial testimonial this weekend, throwback to this memorable @joe_jacobson hat-trick! 🎩 #EFL | #SkyBetLeagueOne

Good evening #Glastonbury!

"Turns out [Sunak] is as much of a mendacious narcissistic sociopath as his previous boss" Comedian Ben Elton describes #BBCLauraK's interview with PM Rishi Sunak as "an extraordinary, Orwellian, meaningless, evasive word salad" https://t.co/O6NHH5m1nw

I was so embarrassed by this video that it was deleted shortly after being posted. So please don't share it. https://t.co/dhImpdYc4S

Everyone in the UK on hearing that Liz Truss wants to make a comeback. (sound up)

A goal worthy of winning any game! #WYCvIPS

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@MarkBurrell996 @wwtrust Chairman @trevor_stroud: “The finances have come from a complex position to a point now where we have a clear understanding, for which we owe a great deal to Mark. "I’d like to place on record our sincere gratitude for the expertise & dedication he has brought to both boards."

@MarkBurrell996 @wwtrust Mark: “I have given so much time & effort to work with others to change the club & make significant progress towards off-field stability. “That work has come at a cost to my business & it is now right for others to take the Group finances & investment opportunities forward."

Director @MarkBurrell996 has called time on his roles on the board of the #Chairboys and @wwtrust, effective from October 8th:

Hat trick hero Christina O'Connor claims the match ball following our 6-0 win against @Basing_LadiesFC this afternoon. Three quality finishes, the second of which was a bit of a stunner! @SthRgnWFL @wwfcofficial #wearewycombe #wwlfc #blues #shecanplay #COYB

Another great session in our pre-season preparations. Great to see the Ladies team and Under 18s Dev Squad working together in the warm up. Can't wait for the season to start for both squads. 🤜🤛🙏🤝⚽️⚽️💪💪 @wwfcofficial @SthRgnWFL @Mark_TransDel #wearewycombe #COYB #WWLFC