I’m not much of a re-tweeter but this may be a perfect joke.

I feel like people are sleeping on #DaveFXX. It's right there with #SuccessionHBO and #BarryHBO as the best shows of 2023. @lildickytweets

My son has a dentist appointment at 2.30pm tomorrow. At only 17 he has already achieved the dental joke dream I’ve been striving to reach for 46 years.

#GreysAnatomy needs to work on their math skills.

I watched every second of this and was sad when it was over.

So pinball costs a dollar now and we’re just fine with that as a society?

I've been having this same debate with my 16-year-old daughter who is way too attached to Cecily, Kate and Kenan (we all fall hard for our first cast). Leave it to @monkeemind . I agree with everything here.

Love a no yellow day. Wordle 236 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

My first DEUCE Wordle 227 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Again with the double whiff. I think I need to change my opening word. Wordle 218 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Never started with a double whiff before... Wordle 216 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Boss: "We need a headline for the unexpected death of one of the most famous people that has ever lived." Reporter: "Hmm let me think, um, Walt Disney Dies.... movie.... tv.... notable." Boss: "Copy, print it."

I think this is a mistake on the @espn app, but I would be ok with it being true. ⁦#GoPackGo

Idea: a chain of restaurants called “The Spillover Grill” next to @Cheesecake Factories across the country for people who don’t want to 2 hours for a table.

And…I’m a mess.

I don't retweet much...but sometimes, liking just isn't enough.

It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall all alone. #OpeningDay2021

I GOT VACCINATED!!! 🙏🙏

watch this short made by a teenager on being a teenager in the pandemic do it now https://t.co/XkxTlISQWk