lil baddie

up at 4am blasting a boogie

A male friend and I were both insisting we’d be the one to pay for a round of drinks and as I handed the bartender my card she said to me “That’s not the path I would have chosen for you, but ok.” And you know what. She was right. I should have made him pay

having normie coworkers will either make you suicidal or will make you feel like a comedy genius

very cool. thank you for your attention to this matter

Just had a Caesar salad, vodka sauce pasta, and a glass and a half of red wine and I’m going to the movies by myself in a slutty top they’re calling it the most perfect evening of all time

girl really said when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night

It’s the result of how men have treated us for centuries. The consequences of their actions

The fact that Rachel True has a tarot deck out that’s very beautifully made and this was apart of her legacy… (she’s spoken on later realizing she was the black representation for all the lil girls who were into magic) love to see it 🙂‍↕️

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

ok so how long can I appropriately keep my christmas tree up for, I feel like taking it down gonna make me mad depressed

I personally love the concept of Hilary Duff being the Regina George of a toxic mom group.

does anyone know how long i have to keep going

[guy with social anxiety at the strip club] The stripper hates me

I treat my bitch like an atm card

got so much resentment in my chest I make this bitch shake

I thought me and this man was so locked in he fooled tf outta me 😂😂😂😂

I used to really want to be understood . Now i mainly just want things like books & a lot of time to read and to be left alone.

Shoutout to the very drunk girl who wanted to be my friend in the bathroom line at the bar and then followed me into the stall and talked to me about data science and famine

you ever see a guy so pretty you just know that hes a whore

currently obsessed with distinct motive