Maria
@Maria28x
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A PT who likes dumbbells and donuts!!
Aberdeenshire
Joined February 2011
A random woman messaged me on Facebook about 2 years ago calling me a poof after I replied to her comment on something and I've never ever let it go and have been quietly trolling her ever since. Everyone meet Claire xxx
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“I might have an early night” - Translation: I am definitely having an early night. I’m literally getting up and going to bed as we speak. There is no “might” about it, and there never was.
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Research shows that being continuously sleep-deprived makes you dumb, irritable, distracted, unhappy, and fat.
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The older you get, the more you pick peace of drama, and distance over disrespect. Toxicity becomes intolerable to you, and your peace becomes your ultimate priority. You start surrounding yourself with people who are good for your mental health, heart, and soul.
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When a doctor says “if you have any trouble, just give me a call back” it makes me wonder if a doctor has ever tried calling a doctor
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My super power is buying shit that I dont need, make up, make up & more make up - I could sell make up to the make up companies 🤦🏼♀️
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Most people don’t change until not changing is more painful than changing .
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You know you’re gettin old when you meed a quick nap before getting ready to go out 👵🏼
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So putting old Islanders in the villa is a thing now…..bring him back right now #LoveIsland
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