worst nightmare scenario is that in the future there will be new dubais throughout the world and the global poor are converted into slaves to enable the lifestyle of people going to matcha raves on a Saturday

This is sending me

Grinned from ear to ear when Rikki came out for FFX, Distant Worlds was brilliant!

Tesco have the fake asparagus out this morning

check your kids halloween candy. my cousin found the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand in sarajevo by serbian nationalist gavrilo princip inside a snickers bar

Goku has sadly passed away.

When were shoes invented? Shoeteen-seventeen.

Good to see Sky News finally sticking to their remit.

Ok considering getting a signed print of Ringo Starr's "Yer Baby" for my "art collection" but I just don't know if I can bring myself to spend that much money on a fuckin MS Paint drawing... but at the same time... it's so good...

I’m gonna fuckin do it

@NPurkeypile *Fans* "How come elder scrolls 6 is taking so long ughhh!" *Devs*...

Love the guys earnestly replying to Suez Canal tweets with ways to get the boat unstuck, like men standing around a 400 meter long pickle jar.

#AccidentalPartridge

@hiimdav Sometimes yah gotta eat like Snake...

My local Morrison’s is selling actual sacks of wet eggs. This is the most wretched and cursed item I have ever witnessed

Can't say shit cause I'll be buying it day one. Please sir, may I have another.

Love the kind of back pain that feels like worms squirming under your shoulder blades, adore it.