Simon Welton
@Manofminitalent
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Maker of silly things - Horrible Histories, Horrible Science, Big Brother, The Big Breakfast, Sexy Beasts, Soccer Aid, News at 10. OK one is a lie.
Joined February 2009
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Ok here we go - all episodes of #HorribleScience are now live on @BBCiPlayer with ep 1 also on @cbbc at 5.30 today. Enjoy!
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What better way to honour #mothersday than with a look at some of Historyâs most Monstrous Mothers?! Even Rattusâ Mum is getting involved! New #horriblehistories at 6pm on @cbbc
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Today at 5.30pm on @cbbc itâs another new #HorribleHistories - this time about âEnormous Empiresâ. Mid-battle diarrhoea, Genghis Khan teaching in a school, Golden noses, general relentless conquering and terrible, despotic behaviour - itâs all in there. Timely.
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Another new #HorribleHistories at 5.30 today for you on @cbbc - a look at Twisted Technology. Mobile phones, vibrating platforms that make you poop yourself, and the Nirvana x Thomas Edison collab youâve been waiting for (in which I got to fulfill my teenage drum fantasiesâŠ)
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Another new #HorribleHistories today at 5.30pm on @cbbc, this time looking at the History of our Terrible Transport. Contains one of my favourite Henry VIII sketches, some very cool old machines, and some very silly business.
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Iâm just pleased that PSR is as good as it is and has levelled the playing field in the @premierleague so that the teams like City canât afford to just spend 200m on a bunch of new players in January when no one else can afford it. No notes.
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One of my favourite eps of #HorribleHistories goes out today at 5.30 on @cbbc - a show all about some of Historyâs most ridiculous Rules. Peak silliness and factual idiocy, plus one of our best final songsâŠ
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New #HorribleHistories time! 5.30pm today on @cbbc and your @bbciplayer we take a look at some of Historyâs most Brilliant Brains, with Mark Labbett (what with his brilliant brain, and all that!). Very silly but brainy businessâŠ
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RT @StopFundingHate: Today's GB News advertisers include @Jet2Tweets #RetirementVillages @ragingbullsnack @ImagineCruising @City_Moves @BelâŠ.
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GB News âaccounted for almost 50 per cent of all mentions of Muslims or Islam on UK news channelsâ in a two-year period, a study has found ...
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Really good article from @alanshearer on our current malaise đ.
Newcastle United are drifting right now. As a team theyâve gone stale & as a club theyâve stalled, robbing them of the extraordinary momentum that was fuel for a couple of years. So where is the #NUFC âprojectâ heading?. My @TheAthleticFC column đđ».
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This isnât on Howe. This is about failing to improve the squad in recent transfer windows. #nufc.
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Well huzzah! #HorribleHistories has been nominated for a Broadcast award today. Amazing stuff and great work once again by our really rather marvellous cast and crew!
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RT @PippaCrerar: Reform MP James McMurdock was jailed for repeatedly kicking his former girlfriend. But he told the media it was for âpusâŠ.
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