Kuna time life ilikuwa imenitwanga and I thought the only way out was to become a preacher, bought a Bible and a grey suit and that clargy collar.. God came through before I started conning people
Totally understand you, nlikuwa naishi kwa zile ploti za tene, dirisha mahali iko ni barabara.. one night nikaskia watu wakiwhisper nikaenda kuchungulia kwa window nikakutana na uso ya jamaa, I screamed a good three minutes alafu nikaingia chini ya bed! Very normal reaction
Huko ruiru place nilikuwa naishi nishawahi pata msee akijaribu hivi. Wenye mnasema mnaweza kata iyo mkono hamjui shit nilipanda kwa kitanda nikaanza kupiga nduru hahaha
Kuishi kwa nyumba ya mabati in itself is hilarious, especially kama hiyo ploti Haina fence jamaa wanatembea Usiku wakislap mabati unashtuka karibu udenki
@SpokespersonGoK
But in all honesty, Kenyan citizens seem more proactive in preventing further spreading of the virus than the Government, my two Bob though
Honestly who is going 2 advice this greenhorn by th name of
@edwinsifuna
? We are making th
@TheODMparty
play ground so tiny that their jokers will have a very limited area where to fool Kenyans with tibim, tialala, etc. Congratulations
@HonJumwa
for ua commitment 2 th New Kenya
I legit walked into KPLC offices in Nyeri to protest a bill of Ksh. 3350 and a photo of my current meter reading and walked out with a bill of Ksh. 14,105 and I wasn't in that house for one whole month 😢
@KenyaPower_Care
Kuna vipofu watatu around Koja nlihesabia coins nikiwa bank ikafika 100k.. our operations manager used to tell us disabled people make more money begging than us watu wa operations and I just couldn't continue working there
Time i was working as an assistant cashier pale naivas on October 31st kuna a kiwete who came in akaenda straight kwa cashier,she had a kabag kalikua kamejaa coins and she wanted to change them to notes,walihesabu zikafika 70,260ksh buana,hiyo ilikua kama salary yangu ya 6 months
@osumo_brad
1. Plan your feeding program 3 months in advance
2. Concentrates and dewarmers are your friend
3. Improve your cows generic over time
4. Get patient staff, animals need to be treated gently
5. Dairy farming is involving, be available
Kuna a mental disorder inaitwa OCD, jamaa huwa obsessed na usafi, msee hawezi lala kama hajafua nguo zake zote na hajapanguza keja , viatu anasugua mpaka sole. Mangua anakunja na anapiga pasi daily , haezi rudia ngotha.
Jana tukitoka drinks uku Samburu this brown fluffy dog started following us kidogo kidogo it started running and someone said ni Hyena, dame mnono wa team alifika hotel mbele ya kila mtu na akifika hakuwa na viatu🤣🤣🤣
@alexmwanzo
I've made plenty of great friends since I got a car that breaks down often, I have learnt basic mechanics, I've learnt how to import parts and make kidogo money out of it.. would definitely do it over again in the exact same way!
I now understand why employers are against work place romance!!
Jamaa wa kukamua wameshikana na dame alikuwa analima shambani huku ni kama La Hacienda wanafinyania Hadi uko kwa njokû...
Nishai enda na mathe kwa tailor akashindwa kubargain akajam akanilima ng'oto and from then up to today nakaanga mbali na yeye juu sikuelewa why alinilima ngumi upside down badala alime tailor
Our mothers walikua wanatuona vita unashuku you're not even their kid. They were constantly angry wanangonja uguze trigger watoe hasira. Was it the Moi economy ama ni nini?
Afasali wa siku hizi wanalewa na wanavuruta ile kitu ingine wanapunguza stress.
President Ruto has instructed Treasury to cease borrowing at pricing >10% domestically. Unless he plans to do something radical around the Kes 581.7 billion planned for domestic borrowing in FY2022/23, this is dead on arrival. Recent IFB fetched 13.98%. Money has a price
@Caradvicekenya
Up until last year I was the King of Kangosho until a Q3 humbled.. me but he was gracious enough to wait for me at Karatina tukafululiza Hadi Nanyuki mdogo mdogo
@moengacliff
Kuna place M-Net (Mathare North) tulikuwa tunadish ivi alafu ikafungwa without notice, kuulizia jamaa was arrested with among others - dog meat. I must say mbwa sio ngumu kama punda
For dailies:
Cold season: Spice bomb extreme/Armani Code/ Armani Stronger with you Intensely
Hot weather: YSL Y intense/ Versace Dylan Blue
For special occasions:
I had a 1kg tin of BB mum brought me on visiting, jioni Menji, bully No.1, anakuja na vijiko mbili nimwekee BB, ndo asinisumbue Sana I scooped generously.. akaziangalia akasema nimempea mob Sana nliwache tu aende na ile kidogo imebaki kwa mkebe, bro I cried!
Sijui kama ilikuwa tomboy but huyo dame time nilimshow aget on top niliskia ameniinua miguu juu ni kama anataka nifanye backflip.. mind you I am tall and skinny
In some estate I know.. it's also illegal to burn vegetation without giving your neighbors at least two days notice.. something called Grass Fire Act and white residents are very keen on having it followed
@Stan_Subru
@alexmwanzo
@SpaceYaMagari
@BirdbikersKe
@TDi_Skoda
We ideally 'warm up' engines to get the oil to temperature for maximum lubrication and ease of flow in the engine/viscosity, you can drive off with a 'cold' engine but don't load it too much to get it to temp, a generator is basically idling and am a desktop mechanic
Nairobi is a strange place..
You get a good job, work for three years improving your life pole pole.
You move up to a decent house in a decent neighborhood.
You buy a small car for weekend runs which doubles up as a taxi during the weekends..
Unrelated, those auto movers guys are unsung heroes! Walinikujia Miharati deep in Nyandarua County at night and dropped my jalopy on Loita St. And dropped me on Thika Rd at a very affordable price! Have them in your contact list coz you never know..
My cousin went to Dubai in 2015 and came to visit only once in 2016..
Today my aunt went to see a sick friend's child and guess who was sitting in line to see the doctor with a four year old and another little baby in her arms? My cousin!
In 2019 when I came to Nyeri for the first time, i was waiting for the bank to open its doors and two very old men were smoking and i politely asked them to smoke elsewhere and one old man told the other 'Mahinja aruga tuhorie mwaki'..
I was spellbound!
For the last couple of months, I have been transacting purely on Mpesa. I also use matatu often. I have noticed more than 50% of the Kikuyu touts have a lady's surname. This tells you alot about our society and the fatherless-ness issue. Again look at the sector they are in.
I know someone with an L sign going two years now..
Also, let them keep left, cannot be at 40kph or the right hand of the highway with your indicator on for 3 kms