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John the Toymaker

@MakrOfAdventure

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Working on NoSQL since 1995. Distinguished Engineer at MongoDB. For fun I develop education experiences with robots and critters.

Hamilton, Scotland
Joined April 2008
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RT @FranckPachot: @rauchg If vibe coding becomes a reality, no one will write traditional code anymore, and all critical applications will….
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John the Toymaker
10 months
To control a Halloween display I ordered one of my favourite @Raspberry_Pi 's a 3A - unfortunately I didnt realise the 1+ existed and ordered one of them instead by accident , it's a sad little beast.
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John the Toymaker
10 months
@Raspberry_Pi Got help from the expert @aallan , seems it can if the HDMI device is out of spec but it shouldn't. Had to use usb power to boot but then on that monitor it stayed on.
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John the Toymaker
10 months
I'm a bit surprised and confused. Was playing video from a @Raspberry_Pi 3b over hdmi, unplugged power and it kept running being powered from the HDMI port, how long has that been possible?.
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John the Toymaker
11 months
I'm the author & host of a very popular simple online desktop calculator emulator. For years it's been a top choice of calculator in a browser. I'm delighted to announce I've updated it to use an LLM for it's calculations rather than using client side JS. New code is way simpler.
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John the Toymaker
1 year
I make my living explaining to people how this applies to them and their database. Great summary.
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Hussein Nasser
1 year
The art of truly understanding databases boils down to the following principles. You cannot do much with data on disk until you read it to memory. You cannot do much with data in memory until you read it to the CPU cache and registers. Reading from disk (SSD) is 2000.
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John the Toymaker
1 year
That's sums it up.
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this from @forrestbrazeal is just wonderful. i properly laughed out loud
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John the Toymaker
1 year
MongoDB is a document database. In many ways similar to a. RDBMS but with Arrays and Maps as native data types you can persist objects in a single row. It's also ORM first than SQL first for development.
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John the Toymaker
1 year
Can we please stop using the term NoSQL. Like "foreigner" it's used almost as a slur to define what something is not and tells you nothing about what something is. There are multiple types of database which are not traditional RDBMS, they are not all similar to each other.
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John the Toymaker
1 year
RT @ethansteininger: @MongoDB just announced that Search and VectorSearch (KNN) are available in community. this means you can run it entir….
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John the Toymaker
1 year
So true. @mjasay.
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Joanna Maciejewska
1 year
You know what the biggest problem with pushing all-things-AI is? Wrong direction. I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.
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John the Toymaker
1 year
What's cool and interesting projects are folks working on that are not AI, Crypto or DevOps?.
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John the Toymaker
2 years
Software engineers are terrible at estimating time, so if someone claims to be a prompt engineer I assume they cannot be trusted.
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John the Toymaker
2 years
Does this exist? Or is there any demand for a JS browser framework specifically to make fixes width from, fixed size , AS400/Unix style terminal based UIs. Like curses but in a browser.
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John the Toymaker
2 years
If you modernise your enterprise software. Should you take frontend cues from modern web software or keep the efficiency and information density of the terminal? Maybe just upgrade the backend?.
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Scott Wessman
2 years
tech is great but worth noting that Costco is doing $240b in annual sales and uses this for inventory management
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John the Toymaker
2 years
What the . The car park at Glasgow SEC doesn't accept mastercard? Who doesn't take MasterCard? @GlasgowCC.
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John the Toymaker
2 years
It was a very productive coding session.
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John the Toymaker
2 years
I don't normally work at the weekends, at least not the sitting down typing on a laptop sort of work but I have a work project for @MongoDB so interesting right now that I actively want to use my Saturday morning to progress it to MVP.
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John the Toymaker
2 years
In response to post from someone bemoaning grade inflation and saying when they started Senior engineers were like Gandalf. This is a hilarious response.
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Roman Janusz
2 years
@_RustyRooster Gandalf was definitely a Staff engineer.
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John the Toymaker
2 years
Should I learn #jquery this year? I went from JS to Angular 1 then Vue and Vue 2 but I don't want to learn Vue 3, React or anything else that won't be here in 5 years.
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