The Major From Bajor
@MajorFromBajor
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Human grumble, enthusiasm enthusiast, Friend of DeSoto. He/him. Cohost of @The_Jackson_Two, player on @The_PO_Box and editor/producer of both.
Redwall Abbey
Joined May 2013
Kids: SPIRIT, TELL US ABOUT THE UNDERWORLD Board: ...c...o...n...t...a...i...n...s... K: yes good contains what, the unholy powers B: m...a...t...e...r...i...a...l...n...o...t...s...u...i...t...e...d...f...o...r...c...h...i...l...d...r...e...n K: DAMMIT THIS IS A PG-BOARD
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My thanks to all of you, for everything. Goodbye, at least for now, Bird App.
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I've created a page on my web-site where I will carry on tweeting. I encourage and request that all of you interact with me there as you would here, calling me a racist for liking oatmeal, etc., and each Me(et)™️ has a reference-number to reply to. https://t.co/TvWdTPJyxy
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Twitter is dead, long live the Second Age of the Blög.I encourage and request that you interact with me here as you would’ve on Bird App; comment or call me a racist for liking oatmeal or wha…
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It's gonna be difficult; my brain chemistry has grown around this place. I'll miss a lot of you, and all the beautiful, wonderful things I saw here. But I won't miss being bummed out and mad all the time, or supporting a future-is-for-rich-people apartheid-emerald racist-enabler.
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Remember that Christian who decided to live a year as an atheist and afterward found no reason to start believing again? I'ma do me one of those. This will be the last tweet of mine until Halloween 2023. If, at that time, I want to come back here (and here is still HERE) I will.
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Sever your leg please, it’s the greatest day
Blubmarine(Water,Steel) Blubmarine aid both trainers and Pokemon alike by allowing them to travelling throughout the oceans of the Pollum region. Despite its body being very resilient, its skin is soft and malleable.
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I think too few people really learn to appreciate the taste of a food itself and become overdependent on seasoning and saucing them to hell because they actually just want seasonings and sauce
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Three more days 'till Halloween. Halloween. Halloween. Three more days 'till Halloween Silver Shamrock.
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Construction Foreman: Here’s a hardhad for you, and one for your Pokémon; any questions? Me: Yeah, how often am I allowed to stop working and get my ass just completely stomped by a twelve year old with like an overpowered weird fish or something CF: Union says eight an hour
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I’ve learned so much from listening to 99% Invisible, such as about the time that SimplySafe customer Joshua fell asleep with pizza rolls in the oven. Now, this could’ve been disastrous (cause, y’know, he left them in the oven) but thanks to Joshua’s SimplySafe Base Station—
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Weird how this just keeps happening. It’s almost like police are serial child sex predators.🤷🏻♀️
Texas Police Officer Indicted For Attempting To Entice An 11-Year-Old To Engage In Sexual Activity
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Come see what I got for New Comic Book Day this week! French manga! The gig economy drops the pretext and just tries to eat you! Pirates setting out on the greatest adventure of all: PARENTING??? And BONUS: I am visited BY THREE MEOWING SPIRITS.
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AS BEFITS THE SPOOKITY SZN, our yard has been claimed as the home, albeit probably temporary, of TWO BLACK CATS ₐₙd ₐₗₛₒ ₐ gᵣₑy ₐₙd wₕᵢₜₑ ₜₐᵦᵦy ₒₙₑ, whom we have lent the traveling-names of Hallie …
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In 2022 a white man was caught caging, raping, whipping, & murdering Black women for more than a month—and not only did cops call the reports “completely unfounded”—they ridiculed those who claimed it was true. And I bet for many of y’all—this tweet is the first ya heard bout it
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Sincerely considering starting a section of my website that’s just These Would've Been Tweets
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I’ve griped about Twitter as much as anyone else, but I’ve also laughed at some good jokes on here, made some real friends of people I met on here, seen some cute animals, and learned quite a lot from many people. I don’t really like Twitter, but I’ll miss it when it collapses.
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This is an obvious lie in service of doing something indefensible. That prison and jail officials lie so blatantly and that journalists treat those lies as true is disgusting.
Citing fentanyl-soaked children’s drawings, love letters, prayer schedules, and T-shirts , NYC to ban incarcerated people from getting letters in the mail https://t.co/u3qk7XR0E4
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Come see what I got for New Comic Book Day this week! French manga! The gig economy drops the pretext and just tries to eat you! Pirates setting out on the greatest adventure of all: PARENTING??? And BONUS: I am visited BY THREE MEOWING SPIRITS.
itsthebageler.com
AS BEFITS THE SPOOKITY SZN, our yard has been claimed as the home, albeit probably temporary, of TWO BLACK CATS ₐₙd ₐₗₛₒ ₐ gᵣₑy ₐₙd wₕᵢₜₑ ₜₐᵦᵦy ₒₙₑ, whom we have lent the traveling-names of Hallie …
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