Chief Jogoo Castrator and Mĩera Inseminator (PhD)
@Maina_Poultry
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A ranting mũcũnũ cockerel, diametrically opposed to Ngubu-ism, a capitalist apologist, conservative Anglican, Kikuyu Supremacist and Animal Scientist
Kwa Gĩkũyũ na Mũmbi
Joined July 2011
What narrative exactly? That name is used as a slur, so no matter what nonsense you post, you're changing nobody's opinion with this tweet. What a useless office. Ndii does an infinitely better job of telling us what government does than this clown 👇
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Side note: Most Kenyans don't know this but peak Alshabaab when they ran Somalia were offering alot of money to anyone who'd fight for them. And millions to your family if you died. That propaganda ilinasa mpaka Christians who converted out of greed. This is when we started...
Alot of youth went to Somalia during the peak Alshabaab era. Extremists like Rogo had not only radicalized some mosques but lied to the unemployed youth that they'd get paid very well if they crossed the border. ATPU absolutely wiped out any mosque leadership that allowed him...
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Oh dear!
biting into a fatty piece of meat and the fat oozes all inside your mouth 🤤🤤🤤
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In Wajir wanalimwa 12hrs 😂.
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In countries where there is no division along tribal lines like South Africa and Tanzania, the politicians use Xenophobia. In others like India where tribes don’t matter, they rile up religious differences & those become the divide & conquer tools. Politics is very ugly.
For those who kept saying this is misinformation & fake news. There you go.
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If you want to visit Tanzania (including Zanzibar), save yourself the trouble and just go to Lamu/Diani or Cape Town. Just in case Queen Jong Un and her minions want to make an example out of Kenyans.
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Ngumu sana bro....are we still together?
Ngumu sana bro 😅 That country is too big and the resources aren’t there. Maybe a few spots, but not nationwide.
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In-laws food: It can build or destroy relationships. Luhyas & peoples of Western Kenya seem to know and appreciate that food communicates even love & acceptance, "tunakupenda shemeji, kuja ule nasi". Kīrīma-inī unajua kama boma itasurvive by the food you are served as an in-law.
Took a relative to these parts recently and our entourage is still in awe and praise of the reception and their future in-laws. Walisema return trip lazima ng’ombe kadhaa ziingie kwa moto, something unheard kijiji. Travelling & experiencing diversity is good for the country.
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“Kenyans are pushing destabilization in Tanzania” Fuck off.
🚨 SHAME ON TANZANIA'S FAKE "ELECTION"! @SuluhuSamia & CCM just stole 98% of the vote like pros ballot boxes PRE-FILLED with ghost votes while opposition boycotts & streets stay empty! Turnout? A joke at 87%, but even if EVERYONE showed, it wouldn't touch their rigged empire.
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And it has come to pass.
Does GoK have a contingency plan in place just in case Tanzanian decide to rape, sodomize, mutilate and murder Kenyans in Tanzania? The rhetoric in Bunge la Tanzania, and what chawa wa CCM are ranting about and promising to do to Kenyans, Kenyans should be ready for the worst!
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Birthday 🎂 🎉 Beautiful day indeed 😍 F2 is my reaction aki 😍
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15? Hata ukiwa umeoa, 15k liters is a lot per month Mzee! Is there something wrong with your piping ama pia uko na gardening?
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Allegedly word has it that Kenya's Marurui and Tz's TISS are in collaboration to paint whatever happened in Tz as an instigation of Kenya's Gen z and money being paid to Kenya's marurui bloggers to push the same. To what end with this charade?
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After that, don’t bother negotiating. The government does not understand consensus. Only strength. Just boycott KWS parks completely. Including airlines.
As Tour Operators, Travel Agents and hoteliers . We did show up at KWS HQ yesterday. The DG requested for 3-4days to talk to relevant ministries . We’ve decided on Thursday we are showing up at CS Yoga’s office. #AbolishKWSGatewayFees
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Were you able to see the end of this Doc @SpryVoice ?
@Maina_Poultry It was purely accidental. I'll ask about the progeny.
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@K2grind @spicedliver @mucheke 200MW Linglong plant in Mariakani. Those IPPs we live to hate will have to generate at max power.
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@spicedliver @mucheke Hahaha! @kinjeketile We are in proper hot soup coz we add 70MW, the Hydrogen to Ammonia plant will require 165MW. Plus we havent factored the power needs of the upcoming plants opening in Dongo Kundu and if the Microsoft powered 100MW data centre will have finished.
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He knows what he needs to do, just that he'll use it for political mileage.
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