Madison
@Maddeesun
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I count things. And balance stuff. All day. #wareagle
Alabama
Joined September 2008
My sweet baby boy turns 1 year old tomorrow. I’m in awe of how amazing this year has been and with how wonderful he is.
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A 50-year-old, 4’9” Filipino charge nurse in Looney Tunes scrubs is going to humble the hell out of one of these kids on their first day and it will be hilarious
This music video by Harvard Medical School made me lose my will to live
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to be depressed when it’s sunny and warm outside is actually so brave and also cutting edge of me
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The northeast brain can’t comprehend that: 1. Yes these guys dress like dweebs 2. Every one of these guys will marry an 8+ A Tri-Delt from Auburn does NOT care that you get $175k in RSU at Meta She WILL marry Tanner Penningford III who makes $75k at SunTrust in Tuscaloosa
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Still pregnant. They think I might go all the way to my due date with this gigantic baby inside me. Two and a half weeks left to go.
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Still pregnant. Just waddling around. Apparently being 6 ft tall means me being miserable with a giant baby is okay, cause at least I’m not 5 ft tall with a giant baby.
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The current life I’m living.
go through an ERP implementation and you will understand why everyone just uses excel
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A lady I’ve only met three times rubbed my belly at Christmas (I hate this part of pregnancy) and I didn’t have the heart to tell her that was my belly from the chicken and not the baby she was rubbing.
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A guy I work with died from covid today. He was 27. I can’t wrap my head around it just yet.
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☠️ My first Accounting job.
job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment the environment:
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My brother in law has been here less than 12 hours and I’ve already found my dog in his bed and refusing to hang out with me. 🙄
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Today’s theme for work: “Your incompetency and procrastination does not warrant an emergency on my part.”
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LOL to getting heckled about having a baby this weekend. They said that shit right in front of Tulip, like she didn’t even matter.
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me: 'this free donut for getting vaccinated is pretty amazing' governor dewine:
Two weeks from tonight on May 26th, we will announce a winner of a separate drawing for adults who have received at least their first dose of the vaccine. This announcement will occur each Wednesday for five weeks, and the winner each Wednesday will receive one million dollars.
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Got stuck in a bar in New Orleans while a storm came through. Such an eccentric group of locals in there, but all super kind. Also Turtle Bay on Decatur St has the best pizza fries a drunk girl could dream of.
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One day post second Pfizer vaccine. I feel like shit. Body aches, chills, low energy. I’m already in bed. All worth it, but hoping tomorrow is better.
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No, you checked the cameras at the doggy daycare not even 5 minutes after you and your husband dropped her off.
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If you are going to use Facebook as your means to promote an event for your company, please at least know how to actually USE Facebook.
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The groomer gave Tulip a cute bandana today. Now that she’s been sufficiently traumatized she has don’t nothing but sleep all afternoon.
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