Well, I was planning on mowing the lawn before the rain came, but it's still a soggy mess at the moment. Instead, I thought I'd do a little thread on "Fresh" produce, seeing as it's all over my timeline at the moment, thanks to Brexit.

🤣🤣🤣 Quality 😂😂

In the year 2000 the world used 76% to 81% fossil fuels. Now roll on 25 years when there's wind turbines and solar panels everywhere we use 86% fossil fuels. This net zero climate change is a load of bollocks.....

And we're back in the game 🙂

Well this has thrown a cat amongst the pigeons Who are going with ? Political Valentines Poll.. Please retweet when your vote is cast.

Motivational tweet for the day. 🙂

Can't disagree...

When it's actually spelled out like this, it's absolutely insane to think a Government would allow such an absolute joke situation to occur, isnt it @Keir_Starmer ?

And some people keep saying that the EU doesn’t drive innovation. What do you say now?

https://t.co/G7sRpZfJyR

Join Rupert Lowe in Restore Britain, because he is the only one who will actually do it!

I really don't get all this furore over Rupert Lowe, everybody banging on about split votes etc, what fucking votes? The next General Election isn't for another 3½yrs, anything could happen in that time. Farage could easily be gone in that time, and the same goes for any of them.

Spitfires. ACDC. Beer. Lancaster bombers. Big Ben. Love it.

My last post was of a Shahed drone causing enormous pain and damage to the citizens of Ukraine. I’ve just come out of a session at the Munich Security conference where I’ve listened to another drone doing damage in the U.K. Our Prime Minister @Keir_Starmer misleading the

Motorbikes This guy is talking about motorbikes I bet he's also available in leather 😉🙂

Today's update from the Boy Down-under: Not willing to go into any details but, for those of you who have been following his progress, mission accomplished. Chuffed and proud 🙂

For all those saying that @RupertLowe10 will split the vote, so what? We've had tribal voting for decades, what has it got us? Restore, @reformparty_uk, whatever, what does it matter? We need to have a majority of decent people in Parliament, irrespective of the badge they wear.

Greg has a point !!! 🙈🙈😳😳😳

I am American, but there is a part of my soul that knows the homeland, that depends on its existence. I would risk my life for Britain. We are a colony, an exuberant manifestation of British optimism. If that fails, there must be somewhere we can retreat to. God bless Rupert Lowe

Abdul on the council has a cousin who does tarmacking, saves a fortune it does.

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