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#Horror | #Metal | #Memes | Eternally TAKEN & OWNED by @ethereal_dirge ❤️🖤 NO DM!

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@MMortemm
MandieMortem
1 year
Just want to post about the most amazingly wonderful and sexy man in my life. @ethereal_dirge is by far the love of my life. I am his in every conceivable way, just as he is MINE. I’m blessed beyond measure to have his love and I thank God constantly for it. I’m forever his. 🥵🥰
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@MMortemm
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1 year
Have you ever had this?
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11 months
@justasisterfro2 I mean Crocs dude had it coming
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2 years
Have you ever used dial up internet?
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8 months
Happy Birthday to me! 🎂 🥳
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2 years
Mic drop 🎤
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2 years
👀 That’s the oddest dresser I’ve ever seen.
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4 years
You see this in your living room. What you doing?
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4 years
Sober from drugs 2 years and 5 months. 👏🏻
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2 years
Did you ever get to go to a Toys R Us while they were still in business?
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2 years
And I’m 100% comfortable with that
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3 years
Do you watch Horror movies with the lights off or are you a scaredy cat? Meeeeeow!
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2 years
Good Lord….
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5 years
What’s your Gothic Sign? Tell me below! 👇 Brought to you by @VendettaGaming9
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DROP A GIF OF ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE HORROR MOVIES!👇🏻
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2 years
I’m not eating here.
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2 years
I 🤍 this photo of you. RIP Mom.
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3 years
Which do you like best? I pick C!
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2 years
(1991) What do you think of this movie, people?
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4 years
Please pray for my mom. She’s pretty sick and got her results back today that she is positive for Covid.
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2 years
Do you know how to use one of these?
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3 years
I’d literally rather have someone buy me food, horror movies, and weed over diamonds or other more expensive things.
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4 years
#DiscontinuedHotPockets This one will always be boss.
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2 years
Blasphemous confession: I’ve never seen Hellraiser. 👀
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2 years
If you’re old enough to have experienced video stores when they were still around, what was the one you frequented named?
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2 years
How many of you actually eat the fortune cookie? 🥠
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7 months
Dear Wal-Mart, who the hell would want these?!
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2 years
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You know, I know I’m overweight. I’m plus size. It’s no one’s fault but mine. PCOS doesn’t help but still, my fault. I did lose 50 pounds. I’m proud of that. I’ve always been self conscious about my size but not really anymore. I have a decent looking figure for my weight.
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5 years
Name a kid’s movie that freaked you out as a kid and drop a gif of it if there is one. Here’s mine. 👀
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2 years
Is Shudder worth getting?
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5 years
Getting about tired of people calling me fat. I may be overweight but at least my soul isn’t ugly. That shit is hard to fix. I can lose weight. 🖕
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MandieMortem
4 years
Going to be serious here a moment. I want you to be honest. How many of you suffer from intense feelings of loneliness some days even though you have good, caring people in your life and you rationally know you aren’t alone? I need to know this....
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@MMortemm
MandieMortem
3 years
Which of these homes would you choose to live in?
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3 years
🤪
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4 years
This is what living with an autoimmune disease that can never be cured is like everyday. My whole life I’ve been ashamed & did my best to keep this secret. I’m done doing that now. I was born with this & it’s not something I can help. I understand if I lose followers #psoriasis
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5 years
My 16 year old sister just asked me “What’s Metallica?” 😳
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MandieMortem
3 years
I might watch Scrooged for the first time tonight. What do ya say? 🤔
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4 years
💀🖤💀🖤MORTEM🖤💀🖤💀🖤
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5 years
#ICantSleepBecause my damn brain never slows down!
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5 years
Awww my mom surprised me with cake! My fat rolls are happy! 😁🎂
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3 years
Guys, be honest, do you name your penises?
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5 years
Name 3 Comedy movies you love! Here’s a few of mine. 1. The Wedding Singer 2. The Money Pit 3. Pineapple Express
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1 year
What do you call this where you’re from?
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4 years
If someone gave you $100,000 would you take it if the only stipulation is you had to wear a fanny pack for an entire year? I’m talking during sex, in public, everywhere!
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2 years
Can you see this tweet? 🤔
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2 years
Who likes breakfast for dinner? 🤔
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5 years
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀No matter who we are, we all end up dead.~Mandie Mortem💀
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3 years
I’d love a quilt made entirely of squares that are Horror movie covers from the 80’s and 90’s!
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My top 3 favorite male actors are 1. Christian Bale 2. Keanu Reeves 3. Tom Hardy What are yours?
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MandieMortem
4 years
If you are interested in videos about cold cases & true crime, check out my channel sometime. Mandie Mortem via @YouTube
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Now that it’s officially May, I have been sober from hard drugs for THREE FULL YEARS! I quit and you can too! I believe in you!
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MandieMortem
5 years
Note to all men: Wanna charm a woman? Woo her with intelligence and not peenis pictures. Intelligence is sexy. 😍
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2 months
I’m weird all the time so yes lol
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2 years
Can you guess what this is?
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3 years
I start my new job tomorrow afternoon. Good luck and well wishes are much appreciated. Thanks in advance! ☺️
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MandieMortem
2 years
Scored this at a thrift store for $1!
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2 years
If this gets to 500 likes, I’ll make this and post a video of me having a slice! So like it up and retweet!
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5 years
Drop a GIF of how you feel this very second!!!! Retweet!
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5 years
He’s got bigger tits than me! 😱
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2 years
Do you sleep naked or with clothing?
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5 years
Please, if you’re the prayin kind or not even, well wishes are nice too. My sweet boyfriend has pneumonia. If you don’t mind, send him some good vibes and nice words in the comments. I’ll let him know. Thanks in advance! ❤️ I’m just worried and want him to get better, fast! 😢
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Drop a selfie in the comments below! Retweets are appreciated. Lemme see whatcha workin with! 👌🤓👇
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3 years
You ever get just kinda tired of the human race?
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3 months
How many of you have eaten one of these?
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3 years
My mental health is so bad right now. This is the lowest point I’ve hit in awhile. Really low. I’m not suicidal but entertaining negative thoughts. Any kind words or love would be so greatly appreciated right now. I know it’s asking a lot and I thank you in advance. 😓
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5 years
A massive thank you to every single one of you who has wished me Happy Birthday today and this week! You all are amazing and I had a pretty decent day. Thanks for being in my crazy corner on Twitter. 😏
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2 years
What do you dip your french fries in? Catch: (You can’t choose ketchup)
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3 years
Men, what’s keeping you from dressing like this? 🤔
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4 years
I got the job!! 😎😁 I’m officially a Taco Bell employee!! No idea when I start but they are pushing me for management since I have 10 years management history with McDonalds. I’m scared LOL. The word manager makes my PTSD shudder. 😳🌮🌮🌮🌮 But yay! A job and free tacos for me.
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It’s my Husband’s birthday today! Wish him a Happy Birthday if you’d be so kind. Thank you! 😊
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I don’t think that this account is set to say that today is my Birthday but for those who didn’t see the other post, why YES, it’s my 33rd Birthday! In the comments, let me know your ages! It would make me smile. 😁 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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3 years
Anyone else cringe before walking into Wal-Mart?
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4 years
Yay! My Mom’s second Covid test came back negative! I’m so glad.
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3 years
Do you know or have you known anyone personally who gave off ‘serial killer’ vibes? 🤔
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1 year
🥀Rest in peace my beautiful Bitey.🥀
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4 years
I am thankful for this.
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5 years
I AM CRYING!!!! We got an apartment finally. I am so thankful!!!!
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4 years
If you’re married, where did you meet your spouse?
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3 years
This is neat!
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What does this look like to you ASIDE from a donut? 🤭🤣
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2 years
Lmao no
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5 years
No offence to anyone but sometimes I wonder if people who get up at 5AM and are all smiles and perky.....I wonder if they have souls. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔
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@MMortemm
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4 years
@blackr0se_x Sigh. The reply guys/lurker creeps are gonna be scoping this. 🤣
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4 years
Hi. Can any of you see this?
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2 years
Lol….I’m done.
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