Nothing great ever came from conformity.

I really don't want to go to work. Would anyone like to take my place? You could spend the whole night with a pair of strippers! Could be interesting. 😏

Of all the things I've ever been accused of, glowing has never been one of them. 😂.

Every time I go to the doctors, I end up coming home with nifty gifts. This time it's a really cool runny nose and sinus headache. I've been perfectly healthy all year so, of course, I had to go to the doctors to get sick. 🙄

And let them revel in my exquisite agony. 🙂

I think I've found my future silverware! 💀😍

If you're looking for intelligence, you've come to the wrong place. 🙃

Though only temporary, I'll always be thankful for it's nightly repose. Goodnight💤

All's gone black and now it could not be more clear.

Ummm. Thanks? 🤷‍♂️.

Tonight feels like a good night to fall asleep to a warm n' cozy classic. 😊

Yes. They're called deadlights. The same as Pennywise.

Space Ghost, Beavis and Butthead, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and a plethora of others.

I feel like such a zombie! I don't think all the coffee in the world could stimulate me tonight. 🫩🥱.

Life is finite. If felicity finds you, embrace it. 🥰.

I think I'm mostly a 5 today but I'm always a little bit of 4. 🎃

She reveals herself in slivers.peeling back the darkness.night by night .in a perdurable dance .of the burlesque.

I've always dreamed of roaming the halls of a menacing gothic castle by candlelight but D or F seem more practical. 🕯️🖤.

Have you seen The Black Phone? Did you enjoy it? I'm planning on watching it tonight. 🍿.

It was just sitting there by the front office door, motionless and seemingly unafraid. It was obviously very cute as well. 🐰

Nothing irritates me more! 😤