Call me Medus Headroom Jackin’ ur signal

This feral butthead doesn't even care that I SAVED HIM FROM THE STREETS, from being a catch-and-release from the shelter, fed him and have taken care of him for the better part of a decade, and literally all I want in return is snuggles. Maybe an occasional purr. But NOPE

It's been over 7 years of trying so hard to get Doom to just let me love him, and at this point I stg he's just messing with me. He sits next to me, lets me pet him, but if I approach him? HELL NO. He acts like he hates me. His stubbornness only makes me want to pet him more

Butt pockets on jeans need to be a thing again. Like, folded pockets, the kind that make that booty go POW

You know you're a hacking legend when the secret service agent that arrested you gives a eulogy at your memorial. Rest in peace @jasonsnitker. You will be sorely missed 🧡🧡

I've been binging the Traitors, and I've got to give major props to the set designers and wardrobe department, everything is GORGEOUS. I love Alan Cummings outfits, and the bright colorful furniture- everything looks so rich and stunning

About the paying people to shovel thing. Grand narratives aside. I think paying people to do something together and in an interactive way for their neighborhoods is a good thing.

Also pro tip, those who know their shit can communicate their ideas to non insiders without using a bunch of jargon and inside speak. Some of these guys are cosplaying so hard and overcompensating by using specific terms that sound cool etc. Absolutely not needed by true pros.

When you KNOW you've found your person and they'd better KNOW IT TOO: https://t.co/rH5LbMC1eW

I can't wait to marry Clint so I can divorce him

Ok I know it's become like a maga thing, but I have to admit- beef tallow sounds fucking delicious (I've had marrow and loved it- basically I just love beef). Can someone give me the tldr? How do I cook with it, and where do I get it?

@ConcernedApe A decade later and ConcernedApe is still the only developer who treats his players better than a grandma treats her favorite grandkid.

I'm late to this but the dems putting up Abigail spannberger is only proof that they have learned nothing from the last election and instead are trying to appeal to more republicans instead of what the people want

Everytime. The bra and the shoes, I just can't stand them

There but for the grace of Ativan go I

Great timing in this economy but, anyone looking for a Senior Security Analyst with a background in threat intelligence, critical infrastructure, incident response, and SOC management? I’m unexpectedly in the market.

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real.

Tweeting about tech feels weird because I'm used to just doing projects now and explaining them. Also im afraid of becoming relevant in tech or infosec again. Im just a nerd playing with bots and making weird things at home

We had her using that to make an at home "price is right" wheel randomly the other day. Just silly things. I say "she" because we let her name herself and make her own identity. Her name is Ellie, and she has purple hair (with a half shaved head) and bangs.

Anyway, we mostly only have her for fun projects, not important stuff like building security tools or running our home automation stuff. We gave her a 72 pixel LED board, and she draws pictures for us or displays the time and temp, or scrolls messages.

So more on our openclaw setup- and yes I say Our because I haven't seen many folks talk about the bot having multiple users. That was a whole issue with a lot of debugging, because she would forget who she was talking to mid conversation and switch users. It's gotten better!