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Life is stressful but on God I love living.
I love the uncertainty that comes with tomorrow.
I love that I don't know where my path will lead me to but I have this strong feeling that I am destined for greatness.
I love the thrill I get from little wins.
I love life.
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There are some movies/Tv shows you watch and you can tell that the person is being himself and not just acting. This guy was one of them.
Peaky Blinders actor, Paul Anderson, has been fined for possession of Cocaine
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The way married guys in their 30s cheat is too reckless man lol did they force y’all to get married? 🥴
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Zoom meetings man. I didn’t know I was unmute so I said “Omo I’ve mentally zoned out for the year” lol my boss responded - “you better mentally zone in”. 😭
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Again, the kind of things humans were building in the past before technology came in is mind blogging.
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My dad told me not to join any protest and stay safe so I sent him this video. No reply since last night.
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That’s why I never understand men that react aggressively when a babe refuses to follow them to their house or when she insists they have to be out. Bro, these women have seen things. Heard things. Witnessed things.
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My boy in green knows he shouldn’t be doing this but he has bills to pay. 👍🏾
Natural Disasters can neither be controlled, contained nor anticipated.
Even as we exercise the basic flood management methods to prevent and reduce the detrimental effects of flood waters, we urge our dearly beloved citizens affected by this disaster to move to our designated…
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Why don't male and female relationship experts date each other since they all got it figured out??!!
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Lmao man being with an overthinking woman is a free comedy show I tell you. Especially if she's very observant and emotional.
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Chi exotic(pineapple and coconut nectar) is the sweetest juice ever.
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Plantain Twitter have you seen what these market women are selling as N500 and N1000 plantain? Who can help us present this matter in the National Assembly because this is a very serious case.
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It’s hilarious because knowing how homophobic niggas are, if they ever catch a guy masturbating close to them, blows will be exchanged.
A guy is masturbating beside a lady and you said she should mind her business ????
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You can’t wait until life isn’t hard anymore to be happy. You have to be intentional about your happiness.
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Naira Marley constantly letting y'all know he's a nuisance & doesn't care if you stan him or not. He seems to be enjoying himself & that's what matters in this life of sin. Enjoying yourself. The moral talk on his case every now & then is tiring. Dude actually feeds on it too lol
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"You usually say goodnight with 3 love emojis but tonight it is 1. If you're tired of the relationship, just let me know" Bruuhhh!! 😂
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Bro, in the 90s and early 2000s, lots of Nigerian homes used to have Aquariums. Always wondered why lol
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Like I always say, if you see me laughing or playing with your abuser on the timeline, please let me know. Some of us are genuinely oblivious to these things.
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Streets really saying Shege is the worst housemate in Big Brother Naija history? Bro, you know how wild it is for you to be worse than Boma? Lmao mad!
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😂😂😂 this is why I mostly order for Jollof or Fried rice and plantain. Miss me with all this Shevchenko and Schwarzenegger meals.
This one is Z kitchen. They said it’s Raviolli. If I remember currently, I paid 12k.
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Lol randomly remembered the MD in my first job. Owing us 3 months salary then bought a new Lexus and told us to come touch it so we can tap into this level of success.
That level of disrespect shook me to the core. I immediately understood the phrase.. "kill or be killed".
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My friend's toddler held my shirt and called me "Daddy" in the presence of the husband. We all laughed cos it was funny but the husband and I made eye contact. 🙃💀🙃
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Whether fake or not, there are some drinks you will deadass never catch me taking. This one and the other one that the bottle looks like engine oil smh.
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I don’t even care much about this but do you know how crazy it is that the government hasn’t acknowledged this massacre yet?
The pope, at New Year's mass, talked about the massacre of Christians in Plateau state on Christmas day. Meanwhile, the country's lreaident didn't deem it fit to mention it in his New Year's speech
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Your parents are worried and care about your safety. It's bigger than us. Bigger than everybody. Time of prayer is over. Time to work!!!
#EndSARS
#EndPoliceBrutality
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They hyped this Deji guy so much we thought he was going to be juggling the top women in this house. At least y’all know now that good looks doesn’t automatically mean you have game.
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This thing Access Bank does where your transaction history is always empty pisses me off.
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Niggas were comparing this guy to a lot of artistes and my man decided to switch things up make we know say nobody be him mate. I rate it.
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Some of y’all women have husbands/bfs that are amazing and faithful. Their loyalty can’t even be questioned cause you just know it. What I find shocking is you have friends that are miserable and lonely. Y’all telling me you can’t share your man with your friend? My goodness.
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Fireboy, Chris Brown and Shenseea did what had to be done on Diana. Fire jam.
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I hope everyone in Kuje is staying safe though. News coming from there is wild. Btw, if you don’t have proper plans to leave this country anytime soon and you want APC to win, you’re a big fool.
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Thank God it wasn’t his dad that burnt his passport did because this app for hot tonight. 💀💀
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@MistuRants
It’s the urge to be adventurous. It can be quite intoxicating too. Unfortunately it peaks when you’re married and if you don’t have self control, well..
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Right before our eyes on this app, women immediately moved from Adekunle to Shegs. Omo!
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Jesse Lingard is that guy that owes you like N100,000 but gives you back N5,000 each time he senses that you're extremely broke so you can appreciate it.
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“Your poor planning does not constitute an emergency for me.”
If you’re flying solo and a parent with little ones asks to swap seats so the family isn’t separated, you swap seats.
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@KingOpeOfAbj
"I know it's just a Corolla"?? Man stop playing. You know how many people can afford this? Exactly. You did that. Own it. 👊🏿👊🏿
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Do you know what it means to be a big politician in Nigeria and not have any money related corruption case? You know how hard these guys must have been trying to get dirt on Obi? Guyysssss!!!
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I’ve been replaying that Layi’s last skit man. The thought process that went into developing that skit is quite intriguing. I just know his mind wired crazy.
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I saw “The Mudder squad” on his shirt and I just didn’t bother with the video. Not about to get angry for something beyond me.
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Can we talk about how bad women are in throwing stuff? You can literally stand in front of her, not less than a meter and tell her to toss you something and she will throw it like you were standing on the ceiling. What exactly is the problem?!
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RT with a picture of your grandkids if you remember this song.
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+1 today.
Here’s to a new phase filled with progress and positivity. 🥂
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Sometimes you just want to rant. You don’t want any form of pity or help. You just want to rant and then move on from the situation.
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Balloon dayyyyyy!! 🎈🎈
Cheers to a new year in my life and to everybody celebrating their birthday today. 🥂
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Again, locked accounts shouldn’t be able to quote the tweets of people they’re not following. It doesn’t make any sense if I can’t see it.
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I just asked 2 of my homeboys here and they said it means they genuinely love the woman but they’re shy to take a step.
Hey male species. What does, “going with the flow” mean to you?
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Hopefully they make it N5,000 so you guys can stop buying it.
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Mayorkun's album was really good man. Virtually all the songs be A1.
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Had a small chat with this dude at Total filling station that washed my car & I found out he’s a fucking graduate.
He has a 2:1 in Mathematics from university of Abuja and I think he deserves better.
If you have any opportunity, please reach out so I can forward his details. 🙏🏾
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One of my favorite thing about Fela music is how he can be singing about fruits and just throw in "Obasanjo na thief" casually. 😂😂 This dude was begging for the smoke.
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@Damolabond
Lmao can't exactly remember but I think I cried a bit. Not because of what he said.. because people actually went to touch it. Senior staff and shit. I mean, look at me... fresh outta Uni, first job and experiencing something like that. I resigned the next month.
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There's really a lot going out here so the thought of the relationship or marriage not being your safe haven or peace when you need to just plug out of everything just seem like a waste of time.
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As much as I love my parents, none of them can stop me from marrying the woman I want. The beautiful part about it is they know. Stop making your parents feel like they can make key decisions in your life everytime else they won't know where to draw the line.
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Red Handed || Mayorkun feat. Peruzzi, Dremo and Yonda.
The chorus is beautiful.
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Gotta admire how a lot of Nigerians can be religious, tribalistic, wicked, bullies, lack empathy and be unforgiving all at once. Really amazing how they juggle these things.
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Michael and these HMs really convinced Jay Paul that Saskay likes him and mans hasn’t looked back since then. A fool.
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I just saw pre wedding photos of one of the bridesmaids that caught the bouquet at my dawg's wedding. The MC asked if anyone was interested and this dude came out to make his intentions known. This happened last year December.
THEY ARE FUCKING GETTING MARRIED NOW!! GUUYYYYYYY!!
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Refused to comment on this guy cos he just seem like a dude having fun(albeit being a nuisance) and it stared to look like y’all were picking on him but yeah, I get it now. He gotta go because this is crazy.
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Until FG start cutting down on the ridiculous expenses especially at the senate level, then y’all still playing.
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The fried rice my goodness. You can taste the sadness of the person that made it.
If you buy chicken republic rice and actually enjoy it, I can’t take your taste in food seriously lmao.
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Somebody tweeted "is there any woman that hasn't been sexually abused" and one guy said his sister. Then another person said "she wouldn't tell you" and somehow, that comment has been disturbing me.
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The thing with Wizkid songs is the way it just randomly creeps up on you because tell me why Frames(Who’s Gonna Know) suddenly sounds like a jam to me. Been repeating it the whole of this week.
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When you’re caught red-handed like this, it should be death by hanging straight. They can also televise it to serve as a deterrent to others.
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Tossing her around instead of asking her to switch positions >>>
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Akpu is the same as Fufu right?? Hmm guys, Akpu will enter top 3 swallows o!
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I feel like many of y’all underrate the importance of friendship in your rel. Maybe being sexually attracted to your partner is up there but when you and yours are tight buddies, you enjoy this love thing more.
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Virtually all the drama that happens on the timeline can be traced to only one thing - fornication.
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You’re fully aware that good men are scarce now and you’re telling me that you can’t share your sweet man with your childhood friend that has always had your back? The selfishness and self centeredness is sickening.
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Steady || Wizkid
There’s a certain vibe to this song that I really dig especially when I’m driving.
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Again, I blame DC for all the mediocre Wonder Woman movies that's why people like comparing her strength to Captain Marvel, Scarlet Witch, Nicki Minaj and Tiwa Savage.
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Celebrating 4 years at my organization today.
It’s been a rough journey but y’all know your boy destined for greatness so we keep going. ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾
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Is it that hard to tell when a woman doesn’t like you? Because this Jay Paul and Saga thing is really fascinating. And please don’t give me that - “it’s the house. They’re in a closed space” bla bla speech.
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The kind of confidence Fela must have had back then man. They battered him, even killed his mom. Mans still kept challenging the govt ALONE.
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Trevoh Noah's type of comedy is something I can listen to for 3 hours straight. That man really be educating and making you laugh at the same damn time.
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You listen to songs like Hadiza, Iya Basira, Baby Mo, Runaway and you just wanna do everything in your power to bring back Styl-Plus.
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Sweet One || Wizkid
I listen to this at least 5 times in a day. Wiz’s finest tbh.
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Nobody roots more for your shine than your parents though. Their method may not be pleasing but they really do wish you well.
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"only borrow what you can afford to let go" is a very corny statement because I need to understand why you think you can play me like that and then I will let it slide.
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They will screen your life and request for your Nysc certificate, all your school certs and even birth certificate before they give you 50k job. Then you will allow a whole President lead with fake Uni certificate? And some of you on the TL are shining your dirty teeth? Smfh.
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Another week, another opportunity to act like I know what tf I be doing. Stay dangerous guys. 👍🏾
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3 countries and 8 business units.
My unit won 2020 best team in the company. To be able to lead a team of professionals and ruthlessly efficient people like this is a privilege for me. 🙏🏾
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