Luke Mayo
@LukeMayo33
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✏Job coach for adults w/ disabilities 🎙Host of @Movie_Chumps 📺Fmr. TV news producer 🏀Hoops fanatic 🎧80s/90s R&B+HipHop junkie ✝️ Believer
Irondequoit/Rochester
Joined February 2009
This is cinema
Three guys from Boston (@BenAffleck, Matt Damon, and Jimmy) say every town and city in Massachusetts. #FallonTonight
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Thoughts on West Herr Auto: -for years, I thought they were singing "welcome to WESTERN New York" in the jingles -always assumed West Herr was the namesake of a town or village (it's founders are Harold West and Joseph Herr) -smart picking up Josh Allen in 2019 as a spokesman
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Underrated aspect of Record Archive: their address is 33 1/3 Rockwood Street. For you youngsters: 33 1/3 is how fast records are played (revolutions per minute). #Rochester
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“The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you’re not careful it’s too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.” — Norm Macdonald
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Still didn't need to fire
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It took about three seconds for the masked ICE agent who approached Renee Good's car to escalate from "Get out of the car" to "Get out of the fucking car!" It was when he reached her car and immediately grabbed her door handle (at the moment he said 'fucking car') that she
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Local news!!! The best.
A BMV with its windows down has been getting destroyed by waves since 9am.
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Huge shoutout to this Carolina Panthers fan dressed as Clark Griswold trapped in the attic in “Christmas Vacation.”
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59 people are name-checked in Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire." The list of surviving people has now entered the final 3: Chubby Checker, Bob Dylan, and Bernhard Goetz.
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If it means lower ticket prices, I'm all for it. But who are we fooling.
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Sometimes the best tweet of the year comes during the last week of December
Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I
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1994 Knicks-Pacers Game 5: Reggie Miller beats Knicks at MSG, does choke sign to celebrity Knicks fan Spike Lee Game 6: Fellow celebrity Knicks fan Billy Baldwin travels to Indiana & sits next to Reggie Miller’s wife. Pacers lose on Miller’s 8-21 FG Game 7: Knicks take series
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All that shit Bills fans were talking this week about Drake Maye and those “overrated” Patriots meant nothing. Now sit the fuck down and enjoy this broom stick to ass. After all you are sado masochist’s. You love pain.
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Needed this one
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The GOAT
Michael Jordan reportedly laughed off the cost of signing a driver to his NASCAR racing team, telling his financial advisor: “I have lost that in a casino. Let’s do it.” (via @JoePompliano)
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Will never understand why you guys act like they have a TSA checkpoint at your local AMC… you can walk in with virtually whatever you want
Friendly reminder Netflix didn't kill movie theaters. $25 popcorn did. And $12 water sealed the coffin...
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Shout out to the new Irondequoit Town Attorney - who looks like someone that John Wick has to take out before the final boss.
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GOAT
Fun fact: “Higher Ground” was recorded in one take. Stevie said in an interview: “I played the drums, the bass on the Moog with my left hand, the clavinet with my right hand, and I sang at the same time. Everything was done live.”
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