Lucas Kavner
@Lucaskavner
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does anyone else sometimes get depressed about every single aspect of modern American life being made progressively worse by people who have unmasked contempt for us?
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Voting yes to keep screenwriting a viable career for me and everyone else in our incredible union and to stand up to the CEOs making billions off our backs. LFGGGGGG
The studios need to respond to the crisis writers face. WGA members must demonstrate our willingness to fight for the contract writers need and deserve by supporting a strike authorization vote. 1/3 #1u
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Imagine this was the last thing we all saw before aliens decimated us
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“What is the tooth fairy doing with all the teeth?”
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Q.: Is the tooth fairy married? A.: She was married once, to an orthodontist, but they’re separated now.
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RIP to the great Mike Schank. I think about this moment probably once a week.
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Here is my long awaited deep dive on the mouth wizard
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Q.: Is the tooth fairy married? A.: She was married once, to an orthodontist, but they’re separated now.
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“This is the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life” - my child after two minutes of a 2007 episode of America’s Funniest Home Videos hosted by Tom Bergeron
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Been binging The Americans the last few months and I’ve decided that my favorite disguise is the Noel Fielding
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Excuse me, Mad Men’s Vincent Kartheiser? Do you own a toilet or a car?
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Looking like our nation’s carefully devised plan of “you do you” isn’t working out the way we hoped
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Ars Nova 4ever
A New York nonprofit theater, @arsnova, will allow patrons to pay what they wish this season, in an effort to make shows more accessible. https://t.co/Lymaf6jXvL by @rachsherm
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This is the headline you see when you arrive in the last circle of hell
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Screaming “If they can do this to a president they can do it to you” as I am once again arrested for selling illegal timeshares in the parking lot of Long John Silvers
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Me to my wife as we grab the trader joe’s peanut butter pretzels to fire up episode 26 of Love Island
Who’s having more fun than us………… NOBODY!!
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The Happening is perfect
Zooey Deschanel stands by M. Night Shyamalan and their infamous "The Happening" flop: "It's pretty universally not loved...I think he was going for a stylized horror, like ‘The Birds,’ and maybe people didn’t get that."
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The 4 year old has announced that he started a band called “Hot Tea” and all of his songs are called “My True Love”
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