Felicia
@LostFelicia
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LOST on Oceanic flight 815 ♥ @LuvPugFDN ♥ New tweets:https://t.co/FPJlpMaKGD
South Carolina
Joined September 2014
When I was in elementary school, I won first place in three years of science fairs. When my daughter was in elementary school, I also won first place in three science fairs.
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My daughter bought tickets to see Cardi B while in the chair having a root canal done. Get on her level.
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If there’s a spiderweb within a 3 mile radius my face will find it.
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Sharing is caring, and other shit I said while scraping my frosting off the bottom of my husband’s donut
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I may have set a new record for how many times someone has listened to Summertime Sadness in one day.
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At only 9 to 10 ounces, that heart of gold ain't going to pay your student loans.
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Today was a bad day. I miss my mom so much. Sometimes I wonder if the people we lost can hear us - can they see us cry?
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Can't. I'm ignoring all the fucking rapture tweets.
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Phone rings. Takes big breath. Confidently says “Hello, Laura speaking.” Caller hangs up.
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It’s a good thing I’m not a bird. They’d be telling me I needed to fly south and I’d be like look guys, I only do right or left.
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Said hello to the cat and she did a quick check behind her to make sure I wasn’t saying hello to anyone else.
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Some of you never really left high school, did you?
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Just because you see something every day, doesn't mean it is any less spectacular!
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My daughter bought tickets to see Cardi B while in the chair having a root canal done. Get on her level.
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I know the news cycle has changed, and we lost a true American Patriot, but please don't forget Iryna Zarutska
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This moment is REALLY tearing me up 💔 Iryna Zarutska had just enough time to realize her fate and looked to her right just to see complete APATHY. She died alone with the feeling that no one cared. I don’t recognize this country anymore…
There has never been a more terrifying time to be a woman in America. Even before women had equal rights—at least they had safe bathrooms (NO MEN). Feminists today are worried about abortion when their biggest concern should be murderous, predatory repeat offenders and illegals
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I am Tony’s wife and I am sending a message on his Twitter page. It is with my deepest regrets to let you know that Tony passed away 8/6/2025 here at home by my side. He loved this site and loved making everyone laugh. I am so lost without him and life won’t ever be the same.
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If you want a chuckle, go to @kfc , look at the 11 people they follow. What do you notice? 😂
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