@Chesschick01
Is my wife the only woman who has sex just for the fun of it?
Early on in our marriage she said she didn’t want to “weaponize or reward with sex”. That was never on the table when it came to honey do’s.
@ExmoDad
You’re the last person who should be speaking on the topic, though.
I guess you could say, “letting your wife get repeatedly plowed by various men is a recipe for disaster”. That’s something you could speak authoritatively about.
@ExmoCringe
I was kicked out on the day of my son’s blessing for smelling coffee. No questions asked, just walked in the door and they tossed me like an angry umpire, “You’re gone!”
@lixxa99
We don’t want our state changed to resemble a monstrosity. If Utah politics aren’t for you, you could move to a place that is more aligned with your views.
@bbart76
This just keeps getting better and better. You’re telling me we keep trans people out of our bathrooms AND people will move away?! This is amazing!
@whitecatprophcy
You’re not helping your argument. That immigration to Mexico ended with that land becoming a US state. You’re strengthening the argument to keep illegal immigrants out.
@ExmoCringe
So when you smoke meth, you smell like cat piss. I’m sure that, in combination with his looks and general psychological instability, contributed to him getting rejected.
@OGTaylorB
@Manhattva
@MikeyNoMo
No, it still is the circle game.
You can choose to be offended by something that isn’t there, or you can see a man hanging with his bros and realize he gets to punch a lot of them in the arm.
@BrotherMike17
This is the most hilarious of all exmo complaints. Y’all blame the church because you suck at life.
My wife has a MS and I have a PhD. We have 7 kids and we’ve taken our family all over the world working for various companies.
If you fail at life, that failure is on you.
@LindsayOnAir
@utahjazz
@NBA
Women bring in far less money and play fewer games.
Their league is subsidized by the NBA because the ratings are terrible.
@BlackBlessedLDS
I was in Amsterdam recently. While we were walking around the city I saw a young couple with a baby. I immediately knew they were LDS and chatted them up.
@FoMoUtahn
I don’t know you, but I hope there was good reason for this. Divorce is damn hard on everyone. Dating in your 40s and 50s is like shopping at the Goodwill.
@ReformedMormon
How my interaction went.
Dan: This sign says 65.
Me: Actually, Dan, it says 75. You’re thinking a different stretch of highway.
Dan: *blocks me for being right
@Hotchkiz
Genius, I’m very jealous of your awesome sex life. I’m too insecure to let my wife get railed by random dudes while I flirt with super hot girls on OF. You’re an inspiration.
@mettemarieivie
My wife and I talked about that the other day. Her parents and my grandparents couldn’t come in the temple. Definitely a regret we have.
@TweetTheMormons
This may be hard for you to understand, but marrying someone who is sexually inexperienced allows you to learn together.
Marrying someone who has been around the block while you have remained chaste will frustrate the sexually experienced partner.
@AntiGaryDages
BYU’s goals should be to provide a first class education, further the mission of the church and win the Big 12 championship.
Anything beyond that is a waste of resources.
@RussRyanLaw
This is why I can’t trust democrats. They only tell you the part of the story they want you to hear.
Fortunately, we have access to source material and can see you’re lying.
@mormons_speak
@Ch_JesusChrist
Love people who make claims without any statistical backup.
In actuality, the rates of suicide, dv, CA and depression are linked to exmos who live in Mormon areas.
@TheExMoCringe
It’s funny that all these communists have never spent any time in a former communist country. Go spend time in NK or a former eastern block country. Your mind will change real quick.
Mr. Proletariat gets real defensive when you point this out to him. He’s never been outside Utah