💙🥂🥃 JOE M 🥃🥂💙
@LockHimUpDammit
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NOT IN A CULT. 🛑PORN, CRYPTO, MAGAt’s. I tweet a LOTTA shit, Part Snark, Part Sarc, Dog Pics & Food Porn.
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@RonnyJacksonTX
HIGH AS A KITE….
Dayum….
WH Drugs records coming out prompting this rant….
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Go FUCK YOURSELF…you VILE MONSTER. I am an ex catholic because of pedophiles and nasty “Christians” like you.
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After much thought - really an IDGAF attitude about my MAGA employers…..I’ve decided to change my AVI to my actual photo.
Oliver Hardy has had a good run.
It’s time to retire him.
Be Kind y’all.
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Tell me you’re dumb without telling me you’re dumb.
The CO suit was brought about by 6 republicans.
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You are not a political prisoner. You’re a traitor plain and simple.
You FUCKED AROUND .
And then you FOUND OUT.
The day I hugged my mother and told her I’ll be gone for awhile was one of the saddest in my life.
I am John Strand. I am a J6 defendant.
But you must know, they lied about us. They threw us in prison. They did everything they could to silence our voice, and our message.
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1/2 - Current Border Conditions
Good Afternoon. Just getting ready for day here.
I encourage all my tweeps to RT this video. This guy shows current conditions at the border.
What we are seeing on the news is fear mongering.
Full video is here.
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Move to Russia - you stupid weak traitorous fuckstick
Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine…
I’m sick of hearing about Ukraine being so needy, with all Democrats and many Republicans begging for more and more and more and more money.
Meanwhile, our own border is disintegrated and illegals are flooding in by the millions, and criminals are…
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Tucker Carlson must be the most wholesome idiot there is - in the MAGA world.
ALDI has been doing this in stores all over the world and in the US - as a way of cutting costs.
What a stupid dumb fuck he really is.
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Today I got blocked by someone who has frequently interacted with me…//so who knows why…..and then had to block someone else - which made me sad.
But this guy keeps me alive and grounded
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Good Morning and Happy Friday everyone.
We took profile pictures the weekend after Thanksgiving.
While I’m not comfortable sharing a pic of all of us…here wifey, me and our third son.
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Good Morning Everyone.
Let’s try something here.
I’m 361 away from that magical 5K number.
Will that happen this weekend or next?
🤔🤔🤔🤔😉😉😉😉
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Move to Russia - you stupid twit.
You incompetent assholes did NOTHING from Jan 2017-Jan 2021…or when GWB was President
So the performative theatrics are useless now because you 🤡 NEVER act in good faith
I am a NO vote on Ukraine funding.
We must secure our own border!
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Here’s a video of the progression of the eclipse. (Credit to my son)
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To EVERYONE on here, who makes it a nightmare for women to be themselves and tweet whatever TF they want on THEIR timelines……
GFY & GROW UP
Mind your own business and finally
LEARN TO SCROLL.
BLOCK ME if you’re offended with this tweet.
IDGAF
Also
GOOD MORNING 🌞
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Hey Folks….it’s almost that time of the year…when our hardworking teachers are getting ready to go back to their classrooms.
Take a moment to peruse your TL or search for
#clearthelist
and maybe adopt a couple teachers.
They will be eternally thankful to you for this.
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Solar eclipse of yesterday, as seen from an airplane in mid-flight.
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Move to Russia…and oh don’t let the door hit you on your way out. You can line up to blow Putin.
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Which new 💙 peeps are gonna help me get across the 6K finish line.
I’m like about 356 new peeps away from there….
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Who is this turd?
I voted NO on today’s reckless and rushed government funding bill.
This is not what winning looks like and not what the American people sent us here to accomplish.
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Good Morning.
They want us to live in Fear.
We will refuse to live in fear.
One political party is actively trying to kill most of us.
They’re also trying to prevent us from voting.
This is not a country.
This is an Open Prison.
Unfollow me if you think I am wrong.
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But you suckers are paying the legal bills for a lifelong criminal and conman.
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And Taylor wins again…..
MAGA in fetal position now.
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This bitch Ingram wants to show us all that she’s Catholic. Thad is a strategic move. Make no mistake.
And the Catholic church wonders why they’re loosing members.
This is why. Traitorous, Seditious and Racist pigs such as her, have NO PLACE in society
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This is an enlightening 🧵 that details the white rage we’re witnessing around us with the cancellation of things that are not inherently “Christian & White”. Call it THEIR LAST GASP.
If you're a corporate marketing officer concerned over what's happening with Target, let me make something abundantly clear: you will never appease anti-LGBTQ extremists. They don't want *some* concessions. They want all of them. But there's a colder truth at play here.
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PSA:
When I tweet, I often (99% of the time) limit comments to mutuals only.
Some may see this as me being a coward and what not.
However, truth is that I simply don’t have the patience or energy to argue with BOTS, MAGA and the likes
This is for my mental health.
PERIOD
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Watch this….then RT far and wide.
Damn he’s on 🔥🔥🔥 here
🔥 VIRGINIA BEACH: “You’re never going to find a right way to do the wrong thing… be the good guys, while you still can.”
A local dad speaks up against anti-LGBTQ student policies.
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This was taken one year ago today. Little did we know on this day last year, that we had only a few months more left with him. He is still missed surely.
Some things are just so hard to forget.
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Will Y’all - esp the big accounts….please RT this video far and wide.
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All the lights have (finally) been strung and patio is officially open.
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@thatwitchyjess7
@RonnyJacksonTX
Voting against is so ON BRAND for the seditionists - voting against then claiming credit is also so ON BRAND
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The cloning of the Christmas tree is finally done. 2022 on the left and 2023 edition just finished.
I’d say this was a very successful attempt at cloning.
Yeah the difference being the gifts are missing 🤭
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There is literally quite NOTHING more than the love and affection from a pup you’ve just rescued…this is my first time experiencing this and it is such an overwhelmingly good experience.
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@jennycohn1
Your work here is unparalleled and unprecedented. No one had shed so much light on the GOP shenanigans like you have. This too shall pass.
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@DeeLeftMom
@AshleyRParker
She’s always been the problem. Her and that Maggie woman. Disgraceful “journalism”
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His mom should have swallowed.
His mom really should’ve hugged him more as a child.
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Looks like he’s not gonna make it over the finish line for Speaker.
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Changing my profile picture this morning garnered an insane amount of impressions. Not sure any other tweet of mine has gotten anywhere close to this kind of engagement.
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If I follow you and you jump into my DM’s after I’ve barely hit the follow button….its an immediate block.
No further reasoning or logic will be entertained.
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So update on some work we started a week ago. The walkway to our rear patio that was built May 2021, used to be a hotbed for weeds during the summer months. We decided about three months ago….to re-lay the stone down with a concrete base. Here’s what it was and what it is now
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I’m still shook with news of
@WifeySpice90
. Such tragedies are never supposed to befall such young and vibrant individuals.
Also such a hard time wrapping my head around her babies growing up without their mother…and with Chris suddenly finding himself alone in life.
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FUCK THE POLLS. I mean seriously ….
F U C K T H E P O L L S
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Good Morning Beautiful Souls.
I have nothing to add today except to link this tweet to the one below by Hoodlum.
RIP
@TG22110
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I am 53 away from the next milestone 3K. How many new folks can I count on to reach this before the end of this weekend?
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Good Morning Twitter.
Hope everyone had a great weekend and is ready and charged up for this week.
I try to follow these simple rules with vigorous discipline esp
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Which one is your favorite?
Have a great Monday Y’all.
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@AmericanVet304
@RonnyJacksonTX
Such an unhinged rant. The folks behind him are all completely confused
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So we have a mischievous doggie called MAX - who put his paws on a dining room chair and consumed a little more than half this tray of PB blossoms 🙄🤬😡 that was on the dining room table
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FFS - don’t follow me - then slide into my DM’s as soon as I return the follow. 🤦♀️😳😩.
I’m not here to date or marry.
GTFOH
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SHAMELESS ASK…..AGAIN 🙄
I need 305 followers to hit 8K
Who are the fresh 305 faces gonna be…..
H M U
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Ahem….I am dumbstruck. His profile says “comedian”. So is this satire?
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The face of ignorance, stupidity and complete lack of self awareness
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Rose Cookies in the making
Christmas Baking Pt 8
Salted Dulce De Leche Sandwich Cookies.
This was a tedious effort.
Thankfully, for the caramel filling, I had bought squeeze on bottles from Walmart - compared to last year when we used a spoon to scoop out and fill the cookies - from caramel in a tin.
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Most, if not all of my frequent mutuals to my TL are now aware of the not so great goings on, in this house.
It’s texts like this that make my day worth it.
I am the blue.
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Met another mutual last night for dinner.
Met her family - hubs and kids.
Beautiful family and beautiful people.
When Twitter gives you the opportunity to
meet IRL, there is a lot of value to being on here.
I have a new IRL friend.
Thank you Dee.
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So
@VivekGRamaswamy
AKA RamaScamy thinks that school shootings are an elaborate scheme to target kids so that democrats to enforce gun control measures…
What kind of SICK FUCKING A$$HOLE says that?
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Good Morning Everyone…..
To those who celebrate the triumph of good over evil….light over darkness….and esp to my Hindu tweeps….
H A P P Y D I W A L I
This photo was taken yesterday at the entrance to our local grocery store
@HEB
at its Cedar Park Location.
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Who knew a bunch of bananas more than three weeks old and looking disgustingly gross…could produce these loaves of chocolate chip banana bread…..😂😂😂😂
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In exactly 7 days from now…I’ll be “leaving on a jet plane” for a journey halfway around the world. Gone for exactly 10 days.
If I survive the journey to, the stay there and the journey back and return in one piece (not in a casket) I’ll call it mission accomplished.
I am🤞🏾
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Good Morning Folks. I don’t have much of a view to wake up to…but do appreciate what I have….
Have a great day folks.
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Tired of repeated dog pics? Here are a few more….to simply wear you down 🤭🤦♀️🥰🤣
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Happy New Year to my Twitter Family.
Let’s kick some a$$ and make 2024 the best year we’ve had in a few.
Called off going for a New Year’s party as Max is scared and shivering from the sound of fireworks being set off by neighbors. He’s here besides me.
Cheers 🍻 🥂 🥃
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How are people like
@MaryLTrump
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She’s been promising to release some stuff about Stefanaik for almost 48 hours.
If it was so damaging to Stefanaik….and Mary really thought it would expose her….why wait this long?
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Why is it such a BFD for a man to cook and do dishes…..AND the laundry….
As an international student in this country since 1990….and up until now….that’s what I’ve always done.
I don’t understand the hype around this seemingly natural behavior.
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Another one of these hideous monstrosities spotted in the local HEB.
I just don’t get it.
Makings of another cult……🤮🤦♀️
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@nyladavis1990
It bothers me absolutely. Every month should be black history month. This country was built on the backs of African Americans and they’re slowly being erased from its history.
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If this site doesn’t crash and burn with this kind of content….I don’t know that it will ever cease to function.
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Good Morning & Happy Thursday Beautiful Souls
Today is gonna be a long and anxiety ridden day.
I feel a huge cry coming on at the end of today…for so many reasons.
Hope all of you have a wonderful day
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I don’t know how many of you still do this….but I am amazed at the number of customers in our local grocery store still opting for Curbside pickup of their grocery order.
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Someone is fucked.
I’d venture to say…they’re all fucked…at this point.
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Ok folks. It’s time to step up.
There are SO MANY teachers who’ve responded/commented on this tweet.
Pick one…even a $10 item cleared off their list makes a big diff.
They shouldn’t be spending their salaries and personal money for the kids they teach.
Please Help
Hey Folks….it’s almost that time of the year…when our hardworking teachers are getting ready to go back to their classrooms.
Take a moment to peruse your TL or search for
#clearthelist
and maybe adopt a couple teachers.
They will be eternally thankful to you for this.
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Good Morning Beautiful Souls.
Happy Sunday.
Today is another quiet day at home trying to acclimatize us to our new ride……which my wife and me already love.
He, OTOH, been fed and has decided that some more sleep is in order.
Have a great day everyone.
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Many of you have seen tweets from my baking shenanigans over the last 4 weeks.
We’re now at the tail end of this effort. This is what it all comes down to.
Sharing with close friends who’ve helped us live as close to normal a life while one of us fights a cancer diagnosis.
Many of you have witnessed my baking shenanigans over the past two weeks. This is what it all comes down to. Sharing with those close friends who’ve helped us live as close as normal, a life as possible, while one of us fights a cancer diagnosis.
#cancersucks
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Incoming Rant.
I fucking HATE folding clothes with a passion.
End Rant
That’s the tweet. 🐣
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@FutCommissioner
@williamlegate
@Warriortilend
Get a new prescription. Your eyesight really sucks. She’s really pretty and someone you can never dream of having. Jealous much?
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Their polling must be in the gutter for them to attempt this stunt.
GOP RIP - 05-NOV-2024
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