Miller Low Life
@LobstaFace
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all a strawl is is a long ass hole
Joined October 2018
well the last airbrushed t shirt I saw had slim shady on it so I gotta think about some things.
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This is why I always propose to a woman before dumping her.
friend of mine just told me a guy she was seeing abruptly ended their relationship after spending a perfect day together, and when she asked him why he did that he said “well when you put a dog down you try to give it one last good day”.
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You're saved by a Died Son,.I'm saying there's a Dyed Sun. ☀️🖌️🎨
You're saving for a Dyson,.I'm saved, by a Died Son. 🙏 ✝️.
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This is actually true, I drank nothing but sees oils for a week and was sick as a dog.
people who are otherwise functional in life are like one rung up from.believing in voodoo when it comes to food
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Ma'am, I'm afraid we'll have to perform a bio-pussy to determine if it's malignant.
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Dr. LOOKS writing a thesis about smells?? The woke elite are just toying with us now.
Thrilled to say I passed my viva with no corrections and am officially PhDone.
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RT @jakebrodes: Lick your finger throw some dirt in the air and look to the west. Do you hear it. Do you feel it. The sound of a beer crack….
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It's north northwest at night Benny, get some sleep.
“I’m on your 6. He’s just ahead of us at 12 O’Clock. She’s up ahead but at like 11 O’clock. They’re on your 3”. These directions are so intuitive to us because of our universal innate desire to be at the very center of some sort of huge sideways clock.
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If NFL teams are serious about defending against the Eagles QB tush push at the EZ they gotta get this dude a good lawyer and a jersey.
Do y’all know how high you gotta jump to clear a judge bench??.
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The fibonazi strikes again.
(Through gritted teeth) No son of mine is going to notice math in nature.
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I'd have a psychotic break when he said something like "oi -ate it when da queen cawlls me -er littal fanny boy".
Can’t think of anyone worse to do psychedelics with.
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When they Farthigh we Fartlow!.
The day that Seth Rogen tweeted 💨 at me, it was my hate name that trended nationwide on Twitter. Not his. I was the butt of this expertly constructed joke by a man with decades experience as a celebrated Hollywood asset. A fart emoji.
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