
LimeriTweets / WoodyGuth3
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I am a limericist, ukuleleist & archivist with conscience. I try to make bad news bearable. “TREASONS GREETINGS” booklet online. #TheResistance #Limericks
Planet Brooklyn, Saturn
Joined April 2010
.-. THE TROUBLEMAKING TRAITOROUS TRUMPS. Tho the #Trumps are unwilling to fight.They gave #Putin support & green light. but when he invaded. the #TrumpFamily paraded.To tell #FoxNews that #Donald was right. #TrumpCrimeFamily #UkraineWar .
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Gen. Barry McCaffrey says the president is enabling Russia's aggression throughout Europe and the Middle East - and in the U.S.
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.-. DID JD VANCE BETRAY TRUMP?!. Last week when they secretly met.JD Vance expressed no regret. with little shock or clue. Rupert Murdoch knew. That for Trump, Jeffrey Epstein’s a threat. #JDVance #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles
Nothing suspicious about JD Vance making a secret, three-hour detour to meet with Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch in Montana. Nothing to see here folks. Nothing at all. Totally normal stuff and so uncoup like.
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.-. TRUMP CALLS FOR MORE RACIST SPORTS TEAM NAMES. Donald Trump would like to proclaim.That Washington is really a shame. tells fans and bystanders. they are not Commanders. So Washington should re-change their name. #WashingtonCommanders #TrumpEpsteinCoverup
Americans are begging Trump to address soaring grocery and housing costs, and this asshole’s out golfing and ranting about the Washington football team’s new name.
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.-. VP VANCE IS SPREADING EPSTEIN FILES GOSSIP. Donald Trump is becoming annoyed.With questions he’d like to avoid. but when JD Vance speaks. there’s more Epstein leaks. Leaving Trump extremely paranoid. #EpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #JDVance #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles
BREAKING: White House insiders say Donald Trump is “extremely paranoid” that JD Vance is somehow behind the Epstein leaks.
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.-. PEDO TRUMP THREATENING SENATOR SCHIFF. Donald Trump will restate each denial.When he’s found guilty in a trial. he’ll claim his big grief. IS ADAM SCHIFF IS A THIEF. But Trump is the worst pedophile. #TrumpIsAPedoRapist #TrumpPedoFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverup
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.-. TRUMP’S VANITY IS COLLAPSING. Every time he whines and complains.Donald Trump may be feeling great pains. though it isn’t too quick. it’s clear he’s quite sick. And swollen from collapsing veins. #venousclosure #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #trumpisunfit
Inject Trump’s misery directly into my non-collapsing veins . #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles.
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.-. CUOMO ISSUES ELECTION ULTIMATUM TO NEW YORKERS. Andrew Cuomo is so desperate he’ll say. “I’ll start working on Election Day”. but supporters agreed. he’s what New Yorkers need. And if he loses he’s moving away. #andrewcuomo #NYCMayor2025 #cuomo #newyorkcity
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.-. JESSE WATTERS ADMITS HIS MISTAKE. Jesse Watters has finally declared.on TV at Fox News that he’s scared. but this unctuous smug dude. is still getting sued. After admitting that in hindsight he erred. #JesseWatters #gavinnewsom #FoxNews #MAGAcultMoron
Fox News' Jesse Watters Admits He Erred in Saying Newsom Lied About Trump Phone Call, but Governor Isn't Dropping Lawsuit: 'See You in Court, Buddy'
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.-. IMPOTENT TRUMP DEALING WITH SOFT WOOD. Donald Trump may attempt to discard.that his veins are inefficient and scarred. but swollen or venous. he’s got a bum penis. And it sounds like he cannot get hard. #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpIsInPoorHealth
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.-. TRUMP DEFLECTS FROM EPSTEIN SECRETS. Donald Trump may request a reset.Over accusations with which he’s beset. he’ll admit and declare. he and Epstein share. An illegal and wonderful secret. #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles #TrumpIsAPedoRapist #TrumpPedoFiles
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.-. TRUMP’S LEWD EPSTEIN BIRTHDAY SKETCH. When asked about drawing his sketches.Trump gets nervous and suddenly kvetches. he claims as canard. Epstein’s lewd birthday card. And the rest of the world just retches. #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles #TrumpIsUnfit
Trump says the WSJ story about him sending Epstein a birthday card with a drawing is fake news because he doesn’t draw. except this……. Below is a small sample of Donald J Trump drawings.
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.-. JIM JORDAN TO FINALLY TESTIFY ON OHIO STATE SEX ABUSE. Jim Jordan without jacket or smile.Will be deposed to testify in trial. he’ll admit under oath. that Richard Strauss was both. A physician and a pedophile. #jimjordan #OhioState #richardstrauss #MAGACult #gymjordan
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.-. THE UPPITY RACIST AMBASSADOR MIKE HUCKABEE. Israeli Ambassador MIKE HUCKABEE.Appears low-brow but acts uppity. like an Arkansy punk. says the Irish are drunk. But they just hope he kicks the buckety. #mikehuckabee #IsraelTerroristState #huckabee
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.-. TRUMP TO REPRESENT HIMSELF IN MURDOCH LAWSUIT. Donald Trump will attempt to dispute.Any allegations he needs to refute. he’ll shriek like an elf. I’LL REPRESENT MYSELF. & filed a billion dollar lawsuit. #trumplawsuit #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles #TrumpDrawing #RupertMurdoch
Here is the part of the lawsuit identifying the false statement. The WSJ quite clearly says "we don't know how this was prepared". So it's difficult to see how they are claiming that Trump authored the letter. They are simply providing true facts and letting the audience decide
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