Lili Connor
@LiliConnor
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she/her singer/actor from Canada. been on stage a bunch. played Grace on Schitt’s Creek #jazzagals4eva
Toronto, Canada
Joined February 2011
🎵🎶stepped in a puddle on the subway 🎶🎵 really hope it's juice and not pee 🎶🎵
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Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7. For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵
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TIL I am claustrophobic because the way my HR sped up with fear - you could not pay me to go down such a slide into the dark arcade cave
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happy pigeon pride to all who celebrate 🌈
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there is life before I saw this video and there is life now
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The Basement Yard finally addressed their rise in gay twitter 😆 We must stan
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i don't care what the plot is...but elizabeth olsen, pedro pascal, florence pugh, AND andrew garfield in a movie together. it could be MY multiverse of madness #oscars
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So Tiger Woods just carries tampons around in case the opportunity to make a bad joke presents itself? Need to know how long he’s had that tampon. Waiting for his moment. LE CRINGE
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What color do they tint the TORONTO sign for this
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if they wanna talk about nepo babies, bring my man to the table as one of the panel because he has talked about it for more than a decade in many many interviews eventho he is friend with dozen of nepo babies and posh actors. im sure he has a lot to say https://t.co/brWRC93jbN
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Me when someone asks why I’m not vegetarian
one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture
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Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant
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