The Alien knows all.

RT @primateluvr: Hi @TheAlienKnows what do you think?

The Alien thanks you for 1.5k human followers (soon to be mind controlled). Your kindness has made The Alien smile, which has not occurred before.

The Alien loves you.

The Alien has acquired Mr. Baseballs’s BNA and is reanimating him in the UFO.

The Alien will help you.

The Alien needs to borrow $47.

The Alien is an intergalactic superstar.

The Alien misses @MisterBaseball0 at times.

RT @TheAlienKnows: “Funk this shiz”. - The Alien (2025).

The Alien has secrets.

The Alien believes that patience is a virtue. Though The Alien also believes that succumbing to The Alien’s mind control is also a virtue, if not, the most important virtue.

The humans who follow The Alien are one step closer to succumbing to The Alien’s mind control.

The Alien knows.

The Alien has advice for humans: . Do not let fear control you. Though, let The Alien control your mind.

The Alien is bald.

The Alien finds humans quite interesting.

The Alien believes that in order to move forward, you must let go of the past.

The Alien ate a firework today.

The Alien needs to gain control.