Liberal Parody
@LiberalParty17
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Partial truths only, just like the real thing. Same as last time. Pronouns WE/WEF.
Joined June 2021
“Nation building projects are more important than ever. That’s why we’re building a bike lane from Toronto to Iqaluit.”. — Mark Carney.
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"Hear me out, we're gonna borrow $85 Billion and give it out. That's $1 million for every Canadian.". — Mark Carney.
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“We’ve learned several things about laundry.”. — Mark Carney.
But will we learn any lessons from this. Quebec declares Northvolt battery plant partnership dead, loses $270M investment.
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We are seeking this individual’s husband on a Canada wide warrant. Call 867-5309 to report a sighting.
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If they ask we’ll send ISIS some money. We stand ready to blah blah blah and nothing.
The aftermath of the earthquake in Afghanistan is horrific. Hundreds of lives lost, families displaced, and communities facing unimaginable hardship. As the Afghan people recover and rebuild, Canada stands ready to provide humanitarian support through our partners.
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We have lots, what kind of people do you hate?.
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We are deploying the LGBTQ2SIA+ members of JTF2 to rescue refugees in Gaza.
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Would the 3 @cbcgem subscribers please report to the office.
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Why wasn’t the Pride Parade permit denied beforehand for security reasons?.
BREAKING: The Capital Pride Parade was CANCELLED after Palestinian protesters took it over in front omf the PMO and stopped the entire march in front of the House of Commons
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We’re Back!.
Something dumb now happens *every day* in Canada. A dumb court decision, a dumb government order, a dumb new regulatory mandate. We used to go *months* without dumb things happening.
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I had a productive and wide-ranging conversation with @POTUS this morning. We focused on trade challenges, opportunities, building a new economic and security relationship between Canada and the U.S., and supporting long-term peace and security for Ukraine and Europe.
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Oh Kevin. What if selling the valuables support his family?.
If you break into someone’s home, they should have a right to use reasonable force to defend themselves from the invader—full stop.
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You do not have a right to defend your home from a repeat offender who is also charged with breaking and entering your home. STOP RESISTING!.
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This is terrible!.
Guess who’s back? Pierre Poilievre. Elbows up, and the Liberal sheep are already crying
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Not at all! There are Pride Season events all this season. The WHOLE SEASON!!!.
Carney is just going to tweet for four years about building things instead of actually doing anything isn’t he.
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Let all the October 7 hostages go. That’s how you know this is a parody account. The real one would never.
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There were goats involved.
Canada and the Nordic 5 share a bold vision for peace, sustainability, and democracy. Min. Anand’s visit highlights our commitment to tackling global challenges together. 📲 Swipe through to see how we’re making it happen.
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What does this guy know?! 😂.
The carbon tax is still in place. Only the consumer portion has been paused, which has no impact on food price competitiveness. The industrial carbon tax remains. Pay attention.
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