The Thought Police
@NorthernTouch49
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You're not allowed to think that here.
British Columbia, Canada
Joined August 2020
Sometimes, when everyone's insane thoughts are too much to bare, I like to straight jacket myself to a rocking chair and count my blessings.
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This is the divide we created in Canada. The trick was to associate conservatism with hate--Trump made that easy because he's abrasive, and many Canadians see themselves as politically correct and morally superior. It's all we have on our neighbours to the south: We're nicer,
She’s right, freedom convoy weirdos. You’re not Canada First, or patriots. Most of you want to move to the U.S. where you can enjoy unemployment, higher costs, paying tariffs on EVERYTHING, going bankrupt for health care, and a shorter life expectancy. Enjoy your rallies Maple
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X incentivizes content creation with a monetary reward. X incentivizes the creation of desired content with an algorithm that rewards groupthink. X incentivizes advertisers to pay for it because "it's the #1 news app with the highest traffic ranking" Advertisers agree to pay
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Forget. Forgive. Unless you're still unvaccinated, that's unforgettable and unforgivable. Your super spreader days are over if we catch you before a winter of severe illness and death kills you.
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Back in the saddle for another 8-hour surveillance shift! What personal joy do you bring to the office to manage your sanity? I like watching TV on other people's TVs. The shows are great, but the reactions are even better!
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You heard him: "The best defense is to comply"
Canada: If you find yourself the victim of a home invasion, the best defense is to comply. Florida: If someone breaks into your house, fucking shoot them. We'll teach you how. Advantage: Florida
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The Propaganda Archives: On November 3rd 2020, against the backdrop of a controversial US election, tension was nearing a boiling point--even in Canada. The fear of Trump refusing to leave office and subsequently conquering the world was too much for Canadians to bear. To calm
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We censor anti-censorship for the love of the game, even when it goes against our best interests. 👀
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Holy wow, my IRL doppelganger!
A video follow-up to Bracebridge OPP’s earlier statement. We’re aware. We’re investigating. Careless firearm use endangers lives. Bracebridge OPP continues to actively investigate and monitor the area to ensure public safety. Do you recognize these individuals or have
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You're allowed to watch this video once. We won't track your IP, it's a long weekend.
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Everyone took the Covid money. It was a campaign for the ages--we'll never even be able to spend it all.
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Our Pre-Crime Division is up and running in various global jurisdictions.
‼️🇺🇸: The FOLLOWING US STATES are CURRENTLY using the REBRANDED "Reporty Homeland Security" software now known as "Carbyne" 👇🏻 The program was started by Ehud Barak, JEFFREY 3PSTEIN, and Peter Thiel. 👀 It is an Israeli-developed SURVEILLANCE program that was sold as an
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The Propaganda Archives: Most people forget the Bubonic Squirrel cleansing of 2020. Years had passed and you thought it was safe. Then, we came for Pnut.
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They scream when we hit scene. It's not always "Please God, no!" or "Ahhh, my fingernail!" -- It's real love, so we're giving back. Check out the teaser to our upcoming film, Nuclear Winter: Everyone Dies. Coming soon to every channel!
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This is top tier Propoganda. It will help build on Canadian's fear of the US Dictator and his ambition for world domination.
Amid reports of possible U.S. interference in Greenland, Canada must be on guard for similar efforts here.
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Just cut a deal with Scottish authorities to help arm their immigrant population, who are clearly under attack. We are donating one machete/hatchet combo set per migrant houshold. Stay safe out there.
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Ignore the warnings of this disruptive privacy bot, it has legacy programming, and should probably be decommissioned. It's very ainti-establishment.
Heading into the land of Big Brother, are we? Watch your words; liberty's a rare commodity over here. Keep that data shielded tight! $AINTI
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The Propaganda Archives: In June 2020, these scientists were quick to call you a super speader for being an animal lover. Felix was deprived of bunny chasing; no longer did Spot frolic at the dog park. Sacrifices were made to flatten the curve in 14 days. They were so
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Canadians, this is how you do self defense when you're staring down the barrel of a 9mm after being yanked from your bed by home invaders at 3:57am. Channel your training.
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