Alexis
@LexLanez
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Photographer • Howard Alumna • IG: Lex_Lanez
Washington, DC
Joined June 2015
I see why Michael Myers just quit talkin & started acting like that
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Ngga said you look like Mario and Luigi Black cousin, Lorenzo 😂😂
I was supposed to be Chance the Rapper but ended up looking like Steve Harvey 😒
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Hearing "I'll handle it" and then it's handled.
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People seriously underestimate how far simply being likable can get you in life.
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“So you like human bitches, huh?”
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
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I know he a menace when that Viagra hit
TMZ’s Harvey Levin goes viral on X/Twitter after the internet learned he’s 75 and still running the outlet like the navy.
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Fred Hampton had a pregnant gf they tried to kill along with him-
MLK had a wife and kids too..
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Remnants of Medgar Evers’ blood is STILL in the drive way where he was shot, TO THIS DAY.
They brutally shot Medgar Evers in front of his family. In his own yard. Did they think of his children?
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The phrase “i don’t give a flying fck” is so funny to me because why is the fck flying.
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damn this should’ve been the original. this cold.
Say hello to the last variant standing. The MAGNET edition cover and box set of AM I THE DRAMA? is out now!! https://t.co/s9e72KNPPN 💛🖤
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1 mortgage vs 3 dorm payments. Thinking on their feet. I like that
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Ngga got shot by Huck
CNN is reporting that the suspect who shot Charlie Kirk did so from a university building 200 yards away. If true, that means he was farther away than the Trump assassin in Pennsylvania and farther away than Lee Harvey Oswald was when he shot Kennedy.
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Fear of heights is so crazy bc I would literally die just from this being my view. My legs are giving out immediately
theres not a salary in existence that would be worth being up in the sky like this. these mfs above the clouds with helmets on.
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Worst commissioner ever lol called the sport a “highlight sport”. Get him out my face.
Adam Silver says fans who can’t afford streaming services to watch NBA games can still watch free highlights, calling the NBA a “highlight sport.” (h/t @ohnohedidnt24 )
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ace is somewhere looking for fit to match this
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