When I saw Avatar in 2009 I went with my then girlfriend and today I’m off to see Avatar: The Way of Water with a group of gays of which I have hooked up with all of them.
@justinkirkland4
Liv Tyler stayed in the hotel I worked at in London a couple of years ago, she spent a number of minutes discussing the fringing on the bottom of our sofas and then took close up photos of it on her phone. This has the exact same energy as that interaction.
Bad date at the bar tonight. They left, but then the woman came back looking upset. We chatted. His profile was a complete lie. It was her 1st date & she’d travelled into LDN for it. Sat her down. More drinks. Cheered her up. Comped her bill. I’d missed this part of hospitality.
🍊☃️🎅🏻Seasons Greetings from two cheap lousy faggots* 🎁❄️🌈
(*Fun festive reminder! Faggot is a slur. We’ve reclaimed it in parts of our community. It has NO PLACE on the radio in a song by heterosexuals. If you disagree, you’re wrong! And ignorant! Merry Christmas! 💁🏼♂️)
Finally started listening to
@whoweekly
- loved it. Did not understand the ‘Women Don’t belong in (I heard) Bah-lue!’ running gag. A reference to Blue Man Group?! Tonight at the cinema I saw the trailer for The Aeronauts. WOMEN DONT BELONG IN BALLOONS?! I died.
Merry Christmas from your flamboyant Uncle who lives with his ‘male friend’ in a one bedroom apartment and takes you to a musical in London every year as a gift x
New Years Resolutions:
- exercise
- save money
- sing a sexy number atop a piano
- breathlessly dial a rotary phone & ask for the operator
- dramatically enter all rooms via a long staircase
- Stand at the graveside of my nemesis in black veil (I killed them)
- drink more water
bf’s work christmas do tonight - there is NOTHING i love more than being a plus one to an event. you dress up nice, nobody knows you OR your anecdotes, you flirt a little with someone’s husband…it’s a mad men office party as far as i’m concerned!
🍊☃️🎅🏻Seasons Greetings from two cheap lousy faggots* 🎁❄️🌈
(*Fun festive reminder! Faggot is a slur. We’ve reclaimed it in parts of our community. It has NO PLACE on the radio in a song by heterosexuals. If you disagree, you’re wrong! And ignorant! Merry Christmas! 💁🏼♂️)
I’m sorry but this is clearly a Netflix movie waiting to be made.
Finally visited my friend
@rosieatlarge
gorgeous wool shop. We ate cookies and the You’ve Got Mail soundtrack played and it’s now canonically autumn 🧡🍁
Gay Royal and ‘partner’ (*not* boyfriend) announce their relationship to the public via blandly inoffensive and pointedly rural photoshoot in an attempt to appease Daily Mail reading homophobes.
I went to
@bendelacreme
Inferno A Go-Go expecting fun and frolics. Which I got in SPADES. What I didn’t expect was to think, to learn and to be totally engrossed. Amazing show. Incredible performance. SEE IT OR BE DAMNED.
Our matinee audiences are fast becoming my favourite kind. Large groups of older women, entirely unencumbered by expectation or any men in the audience. They laugh loud and react appreciatively. Gorgeous.
First pair of glasses. Feeling a little 🥺🥺 about needing them, but still got quite emosh when I first put them on yesterday and suddenly saw the drastic difference in sight.
Down at bf’s dads place. It has a fire. Every time I’m left alone in the room with the fire I keep throwing things in the fire to see what happens. They just burn every time but it’s always thrilling!!
when you’re trying to work out your odds of getting madonna tickets for a 20,000 seater venue when yesterday for the pre sale you were already behind 63,000 people at 9:01am
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: if you click on ‘Extras’ underneath Muppets Christmas Carol on Disney+ they have the full deleted song ‘When Love Is Gone’ so you can pause the movie, watch it, then resume the film YOU’RE WELCOME
Merry Christmas from a distant Uncle that you never met but heard from other family members that ‘he never married’ and he ‘always enjoyed a daiquiri’ and then you see a picture of him in an old photo album and you realise ‘oh, gay.’
HAHAHAHAHA TEENAGE BOY MADE THE SNYDER CUT!! YES THAT IS ME I KNOW ITS DARK BLAME ZACK SNYDER I ASKED HIM FOR MORE LIGHTS BUT HE SAID IT COMPROMISED HIS ART
(thank you
@rorhor
for the screenshots of this v important role)
My boyfriend is coming to my family home. My Mum was up at 7:30am to put a curry in the slow cooker, my Dad has moved the car so he can park on the drive, there is a present waiting under the tree for him. I didn’t think this would happen for a long time. I am so happy.
@jasebyjason
gets me the most on public transport when they’re on the phone. there’s a microphone by your mouth! and how are you not deafening the person on the call??
Solidarity with everyone marching in the Trans+ Pride march today, wish I could be there.
It is not up for ‘debate’, Trans rights are not in conflict with the rights of any other group of people.
🏳️⚧️🌸🏳️⚧️🌼🏳️⚧️🌺🏳️⚧️
Oh my god, I just grabbed a front row circle ticket for SAOIRSE RONAN in Macbeth at the Almeida tonight, and without even knowing I had £30 credit on my account from a show that never went on during 2020! It only cost me £13! Thank you past Lewis!
Peter called while I was in the shower, hopped out and called him back. I quoted ‘you’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel!’ And he...repeated what he had just said but louder 🥺❤️😭
I mentioned to my therapist that I dye my hair and he replied that he had always assumed I was a natural blonde and I honestly believe had he told me this sooner I could already be cured.
Friend: How are you staying sane during lockdown, Lewis?
Me: Oh, same as you I guess? Bit of baking. Jigsaw. Using an old Topman gift card to purchase a replica of the Heart of the Ocean diamond from Titanic...
Friend: I’m sorry wha-
Me: ALEXA PLAY CELINÉ DION
Kathleen Byron in Black Narcissus - her expressions throughout are filled with lust, rage and pure evil. the look she gives appearing at the door in her final scene made me jump out of skin.
(The bar. I recognise a customer)
As he leaves:
Me: Sorry, do we know each other?
Him: Yes. We had sex. About 3 years ago.
Me: Oh.
Him: Yeah.
Me: ...Well! I hope you had a good evening!
Him: 😳
Me: I mean - tonight! Not 3 years ago.
Him: 😳
WELL THAT’S ME DONE FOLKS GOODBYE 4EVA
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