Tom and Lorenzo
@tomandlorenzo
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Authors of "Legendary Children" & "Everyone Wants to Be Me or Do Me," publishers of https://t.co/dg0z54AeTW, podcast: Pop Style Opinionfest
Joined September 2008
"LEGENDARY CHILDREN arrives at just the right time … because the world needs authenticity in its stories." .~@WashingtonPost . “Unusually ambitious — an obsessively detailed portrait of modern LGBTQ life and how it came to be.” ~ @LATimes.
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Dying hours before New Year's Eve ensures that Betty White will have more toasts made to her memory on the day she died than just about anyone in history. She always was a master of timing.
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I think it should be noted that Meghan did her duty, stayed in the background, gave nothing to the press, and largely existed as a silent bystander and yet the media have been having a field day with her all day, every day, for a week now.
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I think Lady Gaga's gentle respect for elderly entertainers is genuine and I think it says a lot about her.
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I keep reading these hot takes about how the little girls smashing their baby dolls at the beginning of Barbie is some sort of shockingly subversive image but all it tells me is that you never paid attention to how little girls play. They wreck shit when they feel like it.
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When powerful white men use words like lynching and witch hunt to describe their perceived persecutions, it's because there are no historical analogues to white male persecution. There's no term for it because historically, there's no such thing.
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LUV. THIS. MAN. In head-to-toe Gucci styled by Harry Lambert. More red carpet coverage later on our site. #GRAMMYs #HarryStyles @Harry_Styles
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Just once I'd like to see an article like "Extroverted? Here's Some Tips on How to Be Quiet and Reflective".
Introverted? Here's How to Be More Social
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I would like a show where a guy with a thick New York accent goes around the city interacting with cats and rating them.
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He loathes red carpets, but he's spent all year making sure to stand next to her on them, knowing it will elevate her profile. Love that.
Lily Gladstone (in Valentino) and Leonardo DiCaprio (in Armani) at the #GoldenGlobes #GoldenGlobes2024 More red carpet later on our site.
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If you've never wondered how much Donald's shoes or Joe's aviators cost, shut the fuck up about a successful women wearing the Tiffany earrings she earned.
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Man, you've got to admit the casting director for the New Mickey Mouse Club really knew what the hell they were doing.
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It's not her fault she looks better doing less than the rest of that family
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Man, I wish we had a dozen journalists willing to talk to politicians the way these high school kids are.
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Between this and The Crown, Prince Charles is having the worst PR year since we all heard him say he wanted to be Camilla's tampon.
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Hot take of the morning: John Mulaney isn't your friend. Parasocial relationships with celebrities are bad for everyone.
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The crazy bastards did it
This is about as perfect as you'd expect from this casting, but if they really want to do her right, she should end the movie with crunchy hair and mismatched shoes, like every Barbie my sisters ever had.
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Any man in his 50s who can have an entire conversation in this position should not be thrown away lightly
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Saoirse Ronan looking UHMAZING at the #MetGala More red carpet later on our site. #MetGala2019
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Shout-out to costume designer Michele Clapton for doing such an amazing job creating beautiful and story-telling costumes for this show season after season, and tonight, this STUNNING costume for #Sansa #GameOfThrones @CostumeAwards
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This Buckingham Palace racism scandal hitting hours before Kate & William launch their US tour is SO DELICIOUS.
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Ben Affleck got himself in better shape for J Lo again than he did to play Batman
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I reiterate: Do not try and wage an online war with middle class American teenagers. They own this battlefield.
We should change the names of AR-15s to “Marco Rubio” because they are so easy to buy.
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Stop hauling this clearly unwell man out to publicly abuse his daughter.
Thomas Markle has a lot to say about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s legal action
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.@Dior designs outfits for BTS. The pop stars will debut the looks on the next leg of their “Love Yourself: Speak Yourself” world tour in Los Angeles, Saturday, May 4.
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.@taylorswift13's new video "You Need To Calm Down" made me cry. No shame to admit. Didn't have that type of support growing up. Can't speak for the entire community, but I personally appreciate it and thank Taylor Swift. L
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Hey, just a reminder that if your response to Colton Underwood coming out is a condescending "We knew," you're scaring closeted people and dismissing what was almost certainly a hard journey. Be kind and non-snarky.
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Time once again for my favorite holiday tradition: blasphemous cats attempting to smother the baby Jesus
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Apparently Lena Dunham is a huge supporter of women coming forward with sexual assault unless it’s someone she knows personally and has held her up and filled her world with love.
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I've been keeping my mouth shut on the Kate stuff because it's all so bizarre and hard to parse, but I think the royal press is disgusting for trying to turn this into a M&H story after their own lack of journalistic standards was exposed. They're grotesque.
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Goodbye to André Leon Talley, the King of American Style. We won't see his like again.
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Good for Harry and Meghan. Everyone's gonna blame this on her, but between Charles' plans to slim down the number of working members of the family and Harry's utter contempt for the press, something like this was always going to happen, regardless of who he married.
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Bella Ramsey in Thom Browne at the #MetGala #MetGala2023 More red carpet later on our site.
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In this house, we will always support the Queen in the North over some random Jonas brother.
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Scarlett Johansson sued Disney and walked away happy with the outcome. I can't believe anyone was stupid enough to try it with her of all celebrities.
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Robert Pattinson, Eddie Redmayne, J-Hope, Jimin, David Beckham and the other Hommes at the Dior Hommes show.
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Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Adds Harry Styles Suit. Styles wore the suit when he inducted his friend Stevie Nicks into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame as a solo artist in 2019. #HarryStyles
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Ice Queen KILLED IT w/ this gorgeous coat. The back is GORGEOUS. Costume Designer: Michele Clapton #Daenerys #GameOfThrones @GameOfThrones
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Just once, I'd like to wake up to a list of trending topics like:. PUPPIES. ICE CREAM. SOFT CUSHIONS. A NICE NAP. REASONABLE PEOPLE. PRESIDENT DOLLY PARTON.
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I think the discussion about Swedish people not feeding their guests is HILARIOUS. It's like watching Counselor Troi explain some alien cultural practice to an increasingly appalled Captain Picard, except on Twitter.
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Brienne of Tarth aka Gwendoline Christie KILLING IT in an Iris Van Herpen gown from the Spring 2019 couture collection at the #GameofThrones Premiere. A ton more later on our site. @GameOfThrones
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I think we should all collectively agree that no one gets to add a year to their age this year. Never happened.
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The craziest thing about this week is discovering that I, a childless homosexual male with extremely limited exposure to such things, know more about breastfeeding than most men and also Bette Midler.
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As Pete Buttigieg drops out of the race, folks on his left who want to get more digs in as he leaves would do well to remember that queer kids are watching and have been all along. Don't shit on their self-worth for the sake of one more burn. He did something amazing.
I truly don't care what you think of Pete's politics, but I do care a lot that the 9-year-old boy on this stage is living in a very different era than I did three decades ago.
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I make no predictions about where this goes and there are lots of reasons to be pessimistic, but right now definitely feels different from any time in my adult life. Something broke open this time.
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This is very clearly not a last-minute choice of dress so it shouldn't be read as a response to anything else, but one of the greatest things about Lizzo is her refusal to retreat, to recede, or to make herself small in any way.
Goddess Diva Extraordinaire Lizzo in Jean Paul Gaultier couture at the #VMAs. More red carpet later on our site. #VMA
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The secret is that he's 23.
The secrets behind @troyesivan’s dewy skin, bright eyes, and bushy brows—plus the product that makes him feel like “a fucking beauty guru”:
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I can't put my finger on why, but as a childless person, it's moving to see Kamala discussed as a stepmom, auntie and sister. You don't see women in politics talked about that way.
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His eye is filled with blood and he's attracting flies. I'm just waiting for one of his ears to fall off.
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Guys, I think we all need to shut up more when women talk about their experiences and speak up more when men talk shit about women.
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Anya Taylor-Joy in Dior Couture at the #GoldenGlobes. LUUUUUUUUUUUVHUUUUUUH. A LOT MORE later on our site.
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This is what the majority of Oscars viewers want to see:. 1. Movie stars.2. In expensive outfits.3. Handing out awards to people who make movies (including other movie stars). Throw in some musical numbers, a tribute to the dead, and some film clips. Done. Why is this hard?.
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This fabulous thread supports my long held belief that it is INSANE no one has made a movie about the recording of the Rumours album. What actress wouldn't kill to play an enraged Stevie Nicks at the height of her powers?.
Two margaritas deep, I heard a song playing called you can go your own way, and I was like wow they are really singing their ass off. Looked it up it’s two band members breaking up I am in TEARS! YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY 😭😭 watched the live performance. he can’t even look at her.
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The longer Tim Walz is on the national stage, the more annoyed I get with the party and the press for ignoring someone who's clearly a generational talent and potential game-changer.
This man is effortlessly linking Democratic party values to the emotional foundations of American football culture as part of a Presidential campaign. If I had read it in a screenplay, I’d have told you that it’s a lovely feel good story, but such a politician doesn’t exist.
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Looking forward to the arrival of Diana Beyonce Oprah Mountbatten-Windsor.
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Anderson Cooper can go fuck himself, we had to endure this monster and his sadistic, narcissistic, unempathic, predatory and immoral behavior for four fucking years. I don’t need to see or hear him ever again. Silo or no silo. L.
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Megyn Kelly has decided that bullying Black women is her way back to relevancy. Don't prove her right by retweeting or responding to her.
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This is what arming teachers is all about; shifting blame toward individuals who failed to stop mass shooters like they were starring in a videogame.
President Trump said that the armed school resource officer who stayed outside during the school shooting last week in South Florida was either a “coward” or “didn’t react properly under pressure.”
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So, is it just me, or does it kind of feel like the billionaires all teamed up to systematically dismantle journalism as we know it for the past decade?.
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Hello fellow youths at Euphoria High, where can a new girl score some illegal drugs around here
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Google is completely useless now, an amazing thing to watch happen. Just the complete dismantling of a product so that it can no longer fulfill its sole - or any other - function.
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If a POC has problems with #Greenbook's Oscar win or a queer person has a problem with #BohemianRhapsody's wins - and you're not queer or a POC? Maybe don't argue with them. Maybe listening's a good idea for you in this instance.
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Travis Kelce's old tweets are like reading the thoughts of a puppy.
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I don't know what I'm looking forward to more: the first VP debate or the string of Emmy nominations for Maya Rudolph.
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I'm gonna try to contextualize Armond's story on #TheWhiteLotus from the perspective of a middle-aged white gay man -- as he is, as I am, and as show creator Mike White is. Spoilers, of course. I've known a lot of Armonds.
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The reason they hate Nancy so much is because she made what they can't do look easy.
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This lone image tells me that Greta made the Barbie movie for the girlies AND the gays
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I'm all in for Kamala and I honestly think she can ace this, but I can't help laughing when someone suggests the first Black woman nominee should make a gay man her running mate. Listen, I wish I lived in that world too.
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Dr. Jill Biden is wearing a custom Markarian matching coat and dress set made in an ocean blue, wool tweed with a matching silk Markarian face mask.
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Karlie Kloss on @BravoWWHL: "I’m sure I’m not the only person in this country who does not necessarily agree with their family on politics. I voted as a democrat in 2016 and I plan to do the same in 2020." #ProjectRunway
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I feel like we should give Margot Robbie a half-hour special where she models all of the Barbie tour outfits she didn't get to wear because of the strike. You know damn well they had a Peaches & Cream planned.
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I keep seeing so many "If Diana were alive today. " tweets and all I can think is she'd be off somewhere tropical with a 40-year-old boyfriend.
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"I beg your pardon," the ghost of Jackie Kennedy whispered as she strolled the halls of the eerily silent and empty White House residence, "But you never should've fucked with my Rose Garden.".
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So sad to hear about Willie Garson. He had several all-time great gay lines on Sex and the City that we've quoted dozens of times over the years, this one the most:
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I will never, ever, ever stop pointing out that the Obamas were criticized far and wide for "disrespecting" the presidency by wearing tan suits and sleeveless dresses. #horseface.
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My favorite Olympics tradition is when twitter gets a load of the hideous Ralph Lauren ensembles foisted on the U.S. athletes.
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And not for nothing, but that moment absolutely endeared her to a huge portion of the Academy.
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I can't wait for the Bidens to host the Obamas at the White House for the installation of their portraits.
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Happy 89th Birthday to Julie Newmar, who almost singlehandedly resurrected a mostly forgotten character called Catwoman, who hadn't seen the light of day in over a decade when the Batman show debuted in 1966. Michelle, Halle, Anne and Zoe have her to thank for making her an icon.
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I think they should recast Samantha with Leslie Jones.
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There's an inherent misogyny underlying this type of criticism of @AOC; the idea that lipstick recs and high fashion are anathema to politics, but posing with tractors with your dress shirt sleeves rolled up or doing gun mag photo shoots signifies the right kind of values & image.
AOC on the cover of Vanity Fair. The clothes are estimated to cost $14,000. So happy that AOC is upholding the long established hypocritical tradition of Socialists who believe Socialism is for poor while they enjoy the fruits of Capitalism.
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Now that Forever 21 is closing the ancient spell has been broken and thousands of customers will begin rapidly aging to their true age.
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