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Uppa Towen. 💙🤍

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@LesMuttons
John
2 years
@sjunejo945 @alanshearer That's fucking miles in. What are you on about!
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6 months
That's the picture. Build the statue. #itfc
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5 months
@HarryyClarke6 is an absolute credit to this football club! Made my sons whole year with this gesture. 💙 #itfc
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27 days
He will be given a chance in the Premier League by McKenna...whether you like it or not! Always gave absolutely everything for the club and if someone deserves a chance...it's him. #itfc
@BBCSuffolk
BBC Suffolk
27 days
"If he [Kieran McKenna] asked me to run through a brick wall, I'd do it in a heart beat" A heartfelt interview from Kayden Jackson as he speaks to Brenner Woolley.
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John
6 months
Finding out my son had to be taken out of school for the last 3 days of term because of horrific levels of bullying makes me feel physically sick and unbelievably sad. It also makes me angry beyond words. Bullies are fucking scum.
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7 months
Honestly...I did not know what to expect after my post yesterday. It was a cry for help, 100%. The outpouring of love and support from people I know and people I don't, #itfc fans and supporters of other clubs (even Norwich), it means the world to me. Thank you 💙
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1 month
Don Goodman has been a condescending cunt about us all season. I am glad the players noticed and I couldn't love @lukewoolfenden more for calling the melt out! #itfc
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John
5 months
Figured it was about time I got an #itfc tattoo. The memory of turning the corner, holding my sons hand when he was young and his reaction to seeing the stadium under the lights for the first time will live with me forever. And will now be on me forever. Uppa Towen 💙🤍
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2 years
Been an absolute privilege going to games with this kid this season. His Autism has meant he was not always comfortable with crowds and noise. It is now his favourite thing in the world. What a club we support! #itfc #AutismAcceptanceMonth 💙🤍🚜
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6 months
This is the worst we have played under McKenna. It's been 2 years. We are playing against a team that would likely stay in the PL. We're still 7 points ahead of them. Fuck this game. Onto Boxing Day. #itfc
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John
5 months
Excuse me #Rovers fans. Has your manager been at the fucking glue? Loaning us Travis... 😬
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1 month
We have 90 points. 90 fucking points. Whatever the outcome...there is not a single person that can say those players haven't given every bit of themselves this season. #itfc
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2 months
I would usually be fuming about losing a derby game, especially like that, for weeks. Woke up this morning...couldn't give a fuck. Promotion is in our hands with 5 games to go. That's the bigger picture. Fuck Norwich. #itfc
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John
3 months
Imagine ever doubting Axel Tuanzebe. Bloke is a Premier League footballer. #itfc
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1 month
Thank you, dad! Thank you for taking me to my first Ipswich game when I was 5 years old. Thank you for the chance to fall in love with the wonderful club. Thank you for the chance to share that love with my son. I know you'll be with us in spirit today. 💙🤍 #itfc
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16 days
Spot on. #itfc
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7 months
Back to the place I love the most...with the person I love the most! Uppa Towen #itfc
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1 month
Really, really like Liam Rosenior. An extremely genuine man. #itfc
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John
9 months
Remember those smarmy cunt football pundits telling us to "Be careful what we wish for" after we booted the dinosaur. Yeah...the League 1 years were rough. But fuck me it was worth every second. What a team. What a manager. What a club. #itfc
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5 months
That wasn't very good. But, if you booed at full time...you are a cunt #itfc
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2 years
I think taking over 1100 up to a shit hole like Rotherham for a game that is practically a dead rubber to us speaks volumes of our fanbase. Fucking class support that 👏🏻 UPPA TOWEN #itfc
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6 months
One thing that does fucking boil my piss is the amount of disrespect a team promoted from League 1 gets for being at the top end of the Championship. If it were a Championship team doing it in the PL...people would be wanking themselves into oblivion. #itfc
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John
1 year
Kayden Jackson sticking 2 fingers up at the people that give him shit regardless of how he plays. Absolutely brilliant today both in defence and attack #itfc
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John
4 months
It's a shame that this legend won't be at Portman Road Saturday. Get well soon, Mogga. #itfc
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4 months
Al-Hamadi! Love that he told Chappers he wants the penalty! #itfc
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1 month
Do I think there's a scenario in which we don't get what we need against Huddersfield on Saturday - No. Am I still shitting my pants - Yes. #itfc
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7 months
I see people slating Harry Clarke. I also saw people saying Brandon Williams doesn't get in the team ahead of Clarke when we signed him. 35 points from 14 games. A group of players that never give up. BUT...some have to find a scapegoat. Fuck. Off. #itfc
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4 months
Lose a game...time to dig out individual players. If you are one of those people...you can get to fuck. Bored shitless of some of the entitled wankers that have jumped on board whilst we have been good #itfc
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John
5 months
Humphries. Out of position. Played fuck all minutes this season. Absolutely outstanding. Ladapo can get to fuck now. And if you come here defending him, you can get to fuck too. #itfc
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John
6 months
We all shit our pants when Walton got injured. Turns out we had the best goalkeeper in the world on our bench all along! #itfc
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John
2 years
@SwearingSport I have never wanted an asteroid to hit earth more.
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John
6 months
Anyone else get a bit emotional at the end of the game!? 😂 #itfc
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John
5 months
Give your all for the players tomorrow...or fuck off. #itfc
@IpswichCulture
𝗜𝗽𝘀𝘄𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗖𝘂𝗹𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲
5 months
“It's up to everyone to get behind the players in our shirt. I hope & would love to see PR at its best tomorrow-the fans in full support vocally of the players & the players giving absolutely everything to represent #itfc well- If we get that I'll be happy” Don’t let him down 🫡
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4 months
Imagine not rating Harry Clarke. #itfc
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6 months
Shame you wet wipes hounded him out of your club then isn't it. #itfc
@thenorwichhub
NorwichHub
6 months
Daniel Farke owns Ipswich Town. #NCFC #LUFC
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1 year
Bolton away will be a hard - 2-0 Derby away will be a real test - 2-0 Posh away will be one of our hardest games of the season - 3-0 Fuck the lot of them. We will win Tuesday and get promoted at Portman Road next Saturday. UPPA TOWEN. #itfc
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2 years
Wes Burns is incredible and rightly won every award going. But, let's just also take a minute to appreciate just what a good season Connor Chaplin had! He is going to be a massive for us next season #itfc
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4 months
I have said it before...it will always be a sad day when a player that was part of the team that gave us one of the best years of our lives and helped get us out of that fucking awful league leaves the club. #itfc
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John
1 month
Get the cheque book, the cooking oil, get every single fucking thing out and sign thay kid, Ashton! #itfc
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2 months
Remember when the #FACup had semi-finals at places like Villa Park and Old Trafford? I do...and it was fucking brilliant. The Wembley semi's have completely devalued what it is to get to the final...at WEMBLEY. No replays is the final nail in the coffin. Wankers.
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4 months
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2 years
I never thought a couple of blokes talking about infrastructure would give me a lob on. What a time to be a Town fan #itfc
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I(P)SWICH TOWN
2 years
🎥 "There is work that needs to be done, and some of it can't be actioned until the final game of the season has been played." Mark Ashton gives an update on planned improvements to the infrastructure at Portman Road, during the summer and beyond. 👇 #itfc
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1 year
Lets not forget that Oxford have played in the fog too. It is NOT a fucking excuse #itfc
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6 months
Not going to lie...I would have licked a tramps gooch if someone told me we would be in this position halfway through the season. Have a lovely Christmas #itfc fans.
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6 months
Head - We will pump them. Heart - We will pump them. Arse - Flapping. #itfc
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7 months
"Carrow Road is falling down" is rent free in my head. #itfc
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1 month
For fuck sake 😂
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2 years
I have never been so desperate for it to have worked out for a player at our club. It wasn't to be....but he'll always be one of our own 💙 #itfc
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6 months
Another "lucky" win hey #lufc fans. Fuck off. #itfc
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5 months
Fridge keeps turning in performances like that...Burgess isn't getting anywhere near the team when he gets back. Absolute roller of a performance #itfc
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2 years
Say what you will about @alexgriffin23 but he was super nice to my son whilst interviewing him before the Southend game. Autism makes the kid really anxious and nervous in social situations. Alex was patient and kind and made him feel totally comfortable. Thanks mate. #itfc
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7 months
I don't think those sponsor melts that voted Brandon Williams MOTM were watching the game. Don't get me wrong, he played well. But, Vas was fucking OUTSTANDING #itfc
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John
10 days
McKenna and Omari on either side of Ashton holding the new home shirt. I have had a long day on 2 hours sleep. 😂 #itfc
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John
1 year
@FootyAccums Have the best team in the Europa Conference League next season by a fucking mile!
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1 month
The kids first ever game! Took him a few more years to be fully hooked (because we were shite and playing in a half full stadium with no atmosphere) but now he lives and breathes #itfc I cannot express in words how much it would mean to be celebrating promotion to the PL with him
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7 months
We REALLY fucking miss Burns. #itfc
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2 months
Do I want Norwich to win? Do I fuck. Never have. Never will. Draw is the result. #itfc
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6 months
Anyone else up already en!? UPPA FUCKING TOWEN #itfc
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2 months
I hate absolutely everything about Derby Day. Fucking hate it. #itfc
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John
5 months
Sarmiento and Hutchinson changed the game #itfc
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3 months
I don't ask for much. All I want is for this to never end. #itfc
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3 months
Eventually fell asleep at 3am. Up at 4.30am. Blowing out of my arse. Was it worth it. Fuck yes it was. #itfc
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11 months
This is awesome. BUT, look at how sexy the pitch and the blue astro are looking! 😍 #itfc
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1 month
Don't get excited. Don't get excited. Don't get excited. 😂 #itfc
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12 days
He had his head turned...fair enough. Signing the contract is all I give a fuck about. He won't be our manager forever, but with him staying we have a real chance next season. # #itfc
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John
1 year
Town players joining in with the boiling of Barnsley piss 😍 #itfc
@ConorChaplin10
Conor Chaplin
1 year
WWWWWWWWWicked night💙
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6 months
The shitty Orwell Bridge robbed me of time with the kid yesterday! But, he's here now and we're off to our favourite place Uppa Towen 💙🤍🚜 #itfc
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4 months
Is Sarmiento available for Saturday? Would love to see the carnage him and Hutchinson can cause from the start. #itfc
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6 months
I can't go to bed until I have consumed all of the media the club put out tonight! #itfc
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John
2 months
Fucking hell I miss George Hirst. #itfc
@tnsipswich
North Stand Ipswich
2 months
“There’s not many strikers 6ft 3 but can also stretch the game and run behind; he’s really developed as a player” This one’s for Hirsty. #itfc // TNS
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1 month
Actually got stuff leaking out of my eyes. #itfc
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5 months
Didn't think I could love the bloke more. Incorrect. What a captain. #itfc
@Stuart_Watson
Stuart Watson
5 months
EXCLUSIVE: Understand that Sam Morsy has told the Egyptian FA that he's unavailable for African Cup of Nations selection. Huge boost for #itfc . Full story ↪️
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2 months
The entire second half #itfc
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10 months
The drop off in quality between Hirst and Ladapo is fucking HUGE. If you think otherwise...well, you are just a berk. #itfc
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5 months
"Sam Morsy would get booked playing against himself". Classic Warnock 😂 #itfc
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1 year
Ladapo did nothing for 75 minutes against Portsmouth...Jackson deserves a chance. Lief is probably ill...not exactly a bad back up. Chaplin is getting a rest...Aluko is not exactly a bad back up. Fucking struggling to see what people's problem is. #itfc
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John
9 months
#swfc you're a properly shite club with bottom-feeder fans. Wandering about looking for a fight with Ipswich fans. Enjoy League 1 next season....you useless cunts. Uppa Towen #itfc
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23 days
Was planning on having an early night. But, I think I am going to enjoy Twitter tonight 😂 #itfc
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24 days
Absolutely guarantee you McKenna will be here next season. #itfc
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2 years
I don't like ES's music. But, he is a global superstar, a Town fan, willing to put his name on the shirt and is bringing in untold amounts of revenue through shirt sales purely because his name is on it. If you are moaning about him sponsoring the shirt, you're a helmet. #itfc
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John
2 years
This is the face League 1 midfielders see. No wonder that whopper from Accrington slung himself on the deck when The King @sammorsy08 raised his hand! #itfc
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7 months
I have thought about killing myself from the moment I open my eyes, to the moment I eventually fall asleep, every day for weeks now. Just constantly staring into an eternal void of fucking nothingness.
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17 days
I literally do not see a single thing wrong with that McKenna interview. It is in line with how all at the club deal with speculation. He has absolutely no reason to come out and dismiss it out of hand so people on Twitter stop shitting their knickers #itfc
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8 months
@uzerszn @FBAwayDays Never been to a game - check Is a nonce - check Fuck up you absolute 🤡
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John
2 years
Hopefully people are starting to wake up to just what a good player Thompson is! Same goes for Bakinson. Yeah he can be careless at times, but he ALWAYS looks to make something happen on the ball! If the chance is there, I hope #itfc sign them both in the summer.
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John
10 months
How the actual fuck has Ashton gone from the "Transfer Messiah" to him being a failure. Not one of you people doubting him knows what goes on in regards to transfers. So perhaps pipe down. Anyone would think the club and squad is in a shit state #itfc
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John
2 years
I have not always been his biggest fan, but this is a classy goodbye from, Nors. I wish him nothing but the best wherever he ends up #itfc
@jnorwood_10
James Norwood
2 years
To @IpswichTown and it’s supporters 🔵⚪️
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8 months
@SymplyOSET @Football__Tweet The fuck are you on about.
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11 months
Going to be some people not happy with George Hirst coming back. Those people...they're idiots. 🙂 #itfc
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1 year
#itfc and #pafc fans ready to watch the play-offs from the comfort of automatic promotion.
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16 days
Obviously everyone is entitled to their own opinion and feelings on the matter. But, if it happens, I doubt I would ever be able to forgive him. #itfc
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John
2 years
I bet the atmosphere at Portman Road on July 30th is going to be something really special. I have never wanted a month to fuck off quickly so much in my life. #itfc
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John
9 months
Walton does not walk back into this team. Vas absolutely fucking outstanding today #itfc
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10 months
People need to get something through their heads. Brandon Williams has NOT come here to sit on the bench. #itfc
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John
2 months
Genuinely could not have envisaged way back in August that I would be absolutely shitting my pants about a game in April. I thought we would have a good season, but could never have imagined this. FUCK. #itfc
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10 months
Leigh has never once let us down. But, Brandon Williams is an upgrade. I think we will all feel a bit of sadness seeing players from last seasons squad move on. If anything...the guy fully deserves first team football. #itfc
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29 days
Sat at the train station waiting to pick this kid up and have just been staring at top of the stand. Premier League football here next season. Still hasn't properly sunk in. #itfc
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1 month
I find a warped sense of comfort coming on here and seeing many other Town fans feeling the same as me thinking about the game tomorrow. Violently fuckiny sick. #itfc
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John
6 months
Starting to imagine what town is going to be like if we win next Saturday 😍 #itfc
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John
13 days
So...which absolute animals are lining up all those tweets by Leeds fans that they bookmarked?! 😂 #itfc
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