uXamu Ongavinjelwa
@Alex__Lwandle
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Kunzima,but if you give up kuzoba worse 🤞
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Yabona lento yokuphuma ugijima bengithi ngifake i Pear 😭
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Gents' Normalise telling your friends "ekse isencane lengane iyeke mfethu"
It starts with us, Men.
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Yeyi nina kuvele kwaphuma ne fridge 😭
Othi ngyothenga umbhede ngikhathele ukulala esipontshini 🤞
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A stepfather will raise you but a step mother will kick you out of your fathers house 🤔
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Lomjita uzilethela ukudla nge tray 🤣🤣🤣
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I'm sure everyone living in KZN will remember this day.
10 October 2017
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"Ama result akho a ready woza ngapha bhuti...Mina angazi why ningafaki condom ay"
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Uyabonakala umuntu ojabuliswa ilomkhuhlane ongapheli osphethe 🤷♂️
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Uthi akayophumula 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Wena uziphathisa okwesifebe 🤞
Moses Mabhida mongwaneng!!!
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🧔 : ugogo ushonile 😍
👦 : manje malume le emoji?
🧔 : Amehlo ami abovu mshana kade ngikhala
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Say you lost the fight without saying you lost 🤣
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Udakwe ikhekhe wakhohlwa iketela namhlanje 🤣🤣
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👕 Redbat: R150
👕Relay: R150
Local brands
👕Halala Mthiya: R600
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Ukade usenda imali yokuthi bakhe kini mawuthi uyafika bakhe iTollgate 😭😭
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Her: Tshela ubaba wakho angalikhiphi itshe phansi kolimu
Him : Tow-cowza gaw gaw (Thokoza gogo)
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Masendakhe
uMandela uthi’ayihlome!
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So you guys don't feel guilty when you say "babe" to 3 people?
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Stop calling your Mom "Mama" umdala manje uJoyce akabe uJoyce.
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eCebolethu banglethe amanzi abanda mpo kodwa angwaboni ama Fridge ukuthi bawathathaphi 😭😭
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Angfuni ukungasho kodwa ngakhethisisa la 🤞
Yinhle intombi yami 😍❤
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Being called by your own name in a relationship sounds like a divorce 💔😥
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Umakhelwane ufake iscabha esisha sha esibhalwe uStaff Only 🤣🤣🤣
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Yaze yakufanela impama
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AmaPedi ngokuhlezi efonela iwrong number, omunye uqeda kufona ecela i day off ngivele ngamnika isonto lonke
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Her : babe he's just a friend
Me : ok mfonele umtshele ukuthi uHorny simuzwe uzothini
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Even if she is not your girlfriend, uma ecela imali mnike ❤
-Steve Biko
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Ukube abalana eKZN ngabe bagcwele imoto ya Forensic manje
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If ushelwa everyday uhlale wazi ukuthi umubi amantombazane amahle siyawasaba thina🤞
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Asihloniphaneni alikho iNigga eKZN
Nuh I’m crying man KZN niggas really don’t want anyone besides a Zulu person leading them 😭😭😭
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Buyiselani ama Awards ka Emtee
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"Another year without my father"
Sishilo nje last year ukuthi sorry 😕
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Last Round📍
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Ingichaza 🍑 ku round 9 uma isinuka ngathi intambo yagesi eshayo
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To us amajita akushela kay 1 uthi uyadrayisa sivele singaphinde sibuye 🥂
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Wena you joined twitter ngo 2012 awkaze ushintshe iProfile Pic usuqala ubufebe manje 🤞
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Describe your long weekeng using memes
I'll start
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👩🦰 : Babe vuka uye emsebenzini
🛌 : Angisebenzi bengifuna ungiqome
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Udoje iPeriod yesiZulu uthi uyabuya bonke badakiwe kade kunomsebenzi eclassin 😭😭😭
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Ibemnandi 🍑 uze ufise ukungena phakathi uyigade ngocelemba 😭😭
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Ama feelings avele akuthandise isfebe nje ube wazi kahle ukuthi isfebe 😭😭
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Uma isingekho tight 🍑 sicela udaye ikhanda khona sizokwazi ukukubona
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Ipain yokuqasha imoto ngo R5000 iyolanda izimpahla zikamufi egoli kanti ispontshi nesithombe se Kaizer Chiefs 😭
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@BIndlovukazi
Iphuma nama Veg ne mbewu yama Veg, kanye nengadi encane yokutshala imbewu yama Veg no 30 litre wamanzi okuwachelela
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"Are you doing a school project?" Kubuza icousin yakho erich ikubona usika icolgate
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Manje iyona impilo enifuna ukuyiphila le yokuqhaqhazela njalo ngomsombuluko emsebenzini?
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Ayikho into engabulali uma sekufike iskhathi nenkosi yamaPedi yabulawa izambane
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3 rounds uma efika, 4 ebusuku,2 ekuseni,2 uma esezohamba & 1 quickie estobhini
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Lanake uma kuthiwa "awuyi lapho" awuyi ngempela
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Ibemnandi i After tears uze ubuze umndeni ukuthi "akekho omunye osesbhedlela"
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Instead of sleeping thatha lobuthongo onabo wenze ama sleeping pills uvule iPharmacy wondle ikhaya 🤞
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