Sasaki when he sees “Red October”

You don’t get to make Timothée the butt of the joke the entire night and then try to be cute the next day. Don’t tweet about them.

People talk about Chalamet being cocky the way your racist local sports columnist talks about a Dominican player flipping his bat. Lighten up you insufferable bores. It’s the definition of Not That Deep.

To my friend Timothee Chalamet. Rest now brother. We have the watch, and I'll see you in Valhalla.

Fortunate Son as the Team USA victory song LOL this team sucks

How lucky we are to live in a time where Nolan and Coogler share custody of 70mm IMAX cameras and Ludwig Göransson

Javier Bardem #They will slander you for that but thank you for saying it

Sean Penn just won a Oscar for doing a Vince McMahon impersonation

live tweeting the wbc and the oscars at the same time

Judge can’t do shit LMFAOOOOO 😂

It had way more legs than I expected- my working theory is that Chalamet’s personality activates the persecution complex a lot of theater kids felt in high school

Judge unnecessary dive to steal the attention from the two home runs. He’s so shameless

I’m glad there’s no bad performance nominated in Best Actor this year because if he lost to some bullshit I’d start sharpening random items in my home

Another Judge strikeout with the chance to take the lead he’s so predictable LMAOOO

I got it on rn

“U-S-A” sounds too much like “BEAT LA” and for that reason #ImOut on cheering for Team USA

Making a big sandwich before the Oscars tonight

Judge 62 basically like if NBA handed Bam MVP bc he scored 83. One of the most shameful acts in sports history

Candace Owens is to Charlie Kirk what Jada Pinkett Smith is to Tupac.

And Aaron Judge batted .222 in ‘24 and got bitched in the ALDS last year 😭

Sho won’t get criticism because he’s already a WBC and World Series champ + he didn’t have an opportunity to tie the game in the 7th or later which is usually when Judge chokes Hope this helps